Woman flies cross-country to seek revenge on husband

Chicago Tribune ^ | John P. Huston

[ConservativeStatement]

A wife flew to Chicago and cut the crotches out of the pants of a woman who was vacationing with her Wilmette husband, police said.

The man and his female companion returned from a week-long vacation together in St. Lucia on March 5. Police say they found a suitcase in the driveway of his home in the 400 block of Highcrest Drive — and inside it, her clothing was riddled with scissor cuts.

“All of the damage to the pants was in the area of the … crotch,” a police report said.

[Slings and Arrows]

Now she has to get revenge on the TSA-holes.

[TheOldLady]

You’re onto something. She may have been so enraged by the TSA that she overreacted with her rival’s clothes.

Janet Napolitano’s fault.

[JRios1968]

Bush’s fault, unless the mistress is...wait, what?

[momtothree]

The wife was simply showing the so called husband that she knows of the affair. IMHO, she was restrained... I would have taken him on a “cruise”... men disappear all the time on a cruise! LOL

[Mind-numbed Robot]

She was just trying to save her husband and the woman the time and trouble of taking her pants off. A nice gesture.

[Cowman]

Married women can get a tad ticked off.

I was working at an apartment complex in the early 90's and there was an incident that illustrates this.

There was a couple that had been renting a 2BR for about two years when they had a tiff one night. The next day he went to work. When he came home she was gone, the kids were gone, the cat was gone, The furniture was gone, the carpets were gone, the light fixtures were gone, the cabinets were gone, the plumbing fixtures were gone, even the electrical outlet and switch covers were gone. And he was left with the bill and a two years left on the lease.

[goat granny]

:O) but no blood was shed....lucky man

[martin_fierro]

There's a C&W song in here somewhere.

STAND DOWN -- This is not, I repeat NOT, a Mangled Genitals Ping. No Genitals were mangled in the posting on this thread. That is all.

[a fool in paradise]

I thought feminazis opposed ritualistic cutting of the crotch area.

[AppyPappy]

Stupid idea on her part. Because it was a rental, she din’t own the plumbing so she could have been arrested for theft.

[Slings and Arrows]

I thought feminazis opposed ritualistic cutting of the crotch area.

Yeah, but they really hate logical consistency.

[Darksheare]

Just wait until he finds that his underoos have been soaked in undiluted Liquid Heat massage linement.
Or bleach, then dried.

[thethirddegree]

Death by a thousand cuts.

[ladyjane]

LOL

I actually knew a couple who broke into the house of the ex- and his girlfriend. Somehow a big hole was cut in the girlfriend’s diaphragm. Now that’ll slow’em down.

[SunkenCiv]

She was really just trying to break his coast-to-coast speed record. ;’)

[JoeProBono]

Flying cuts down on diapers

[dixiechick2000]

This is a Celtic woman if I’ve ever seen one. ;o)

SaA...God love her if she would take on the “TSA-holes.” lol

[TigersEye]

So she makes access to the mistress that much easier for her husband? I’m down with that. Thanks, honey.

Yes, and he makes access to his income that much easier for his wife. LOL

[TigersEye]

Payback is a Celtic woman! ;^)

[Salamander]

Eh.
I dunno.

Celts usually take heads.

[oh crap...did I say that out loud?]