"????..if they dug a little deeper they would probably find the mini-sub they used to smuggle the stuff"
Posted on 03/21/2011 7:43:35 AM PDT by Stoat
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Authorities say 27-year-old Karin Mackaliunas was detained last weekend following a crash. Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina.
A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.
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I also heard it as "If your mother was still alive we could have saved the horse and buggy!!"
“I don’t know, I’m just looking for my motorcycle”
the part of anatomy that is amazing ‘ will stretch a mile before it rips an inch
I bet she has an echo effect happening ..... =.=
Here’s an honorable mention:
Man “Keystered” Cellphone, MP3 Player, Headphones, Cash, Pot Into California Jail
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/jail-smuggling/man-keystered-cellphone-mp3-player-headphones-cash-pot-california-jail
Sentenced and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction, a California man smuggled a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash into a county lockup by hiding the contraband in his rectum, investigators allege.
The items were recovered when Lake County corrections officers strip searched Earl Lee Vogt and tossed his cell. The searches Wednesday evening were prompted when a jailer detected the smell of marijuana in the 29-year-old tattoo artist’s cell.
Vogt, pictured in the post-surrender mug shot at right, was sentenced Tuesday to nearly four years in prison and immediately remanded to the custody of the sheriff’s department. Investigators believe that Vogt “keystered” the contraband to get it into the lockup, according to one official. While the cash was found in his cell, the other items were found inside a sock.
When questioned by a sheriff’s deputy who thought he was feeling discomfort, Vogt denied being in pain, though he noted, “My ass is bleeding.”
"????..if they dug a little deeper they would probably find the mini-sub they used to smuggle the stuff"
Karin Mackaliunas - Google Profile
Im 26, I have a 3 year old daughter who keeps me very very busy!
the part of anatomy that is amazing ‘ will stretch a mile before it rips an inch
Hmmm all I can think of is Rope-10ft 2x6 lmao......
Wow.
That’s a buttload of stuff...
Looks kinda guilty.
A cowboy wearing a ten-gallon hat is buying drinks and flirting with a local hottie in the local saloon.
After several rounds have them both getting very tipsy, the cowboy decides to make his move. He leans over by the lady’s ear and whispers “I’d sure like a little pu$$y”.
The lady replies “so would I...mine’s about the size of that hat.”
“...officials also recovered one of her ex-boyfriends, who had been reported missing in 2008...”
He should have strapped on an 8’ 2X4 before having $ex. Just sayin’.
I thought of that immediately... great minds and all that!
It must be the size of a peacoat sleeve...
Yep, we all like to yodel in a canyon but nobody wants to fall in!
LOL! Now that’s an old one.
LOL! Now that’s an old one.
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