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Things You Should Never Ask A Democrat (Fun On A Wed. Morning)
tcrlaf | 04-12-11 | TCRLAF

Posted on 04/13/2011 6:28:29 AM PDT by tcrlaf

Just a little fun on an an early morning! Please fell free to add your own quips, on things that send our Democrat/liberal friends in to low orbit.

Mine so far: "So, have you seen real Obama's Birth Certificate, yet?"

"Have you paid your taxes lately?"

"How's those gas prices, eh?"

"What happened to your 'Close Gitmo NOW!' sign?"


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KEYWORDS: democrats; fun; humor; hypocrisy; irony
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Have at it, folks!!!
1 posted on 04/13/2011 6:28:36 AM PDT by tcrlaf
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To: tcrlaf

How’s that No Blood for Oil thing working out?

When we getting out of Iraq?


2 posted on 04/13/2011 6:30:19 AM PDT by bray (The Recovery begins when Obama is unemployed!)
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To: tcrlaf

How do you reduce your debt by spending more money?


3 posted on 04/13/2011 6:30:36 AM PDT by screaminsunshine (Shut up and eat your Beans!)
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To: tcrlaf

Obama lied...our troops died.


4 posted on 04/13/2011 6:32:36 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: tcrlaf

How much did you give to charity last year?


5 posted on 04/13/2011 6:34:15 AM PDT by DManA
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To: Huskrrrr

So, contribute to Obama 2012 yet? (Especially effective when said liberal is unemployed!)


6 posted on 04/13/2011 6:34:41 AM PDT by Braak (The US Military, the real arms inspectors!)
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To: Braak

lol! I like it!


7 posted on 04/13/2011 6:36:00 AM PDT by tcrlaf (2012 Slogan: "You'd Have To Be Insane, To Vote For Hussein!")
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To: tcrlaf

Trade in that clunker yet? (Don’t worry, you’ll get a chance next year).


8 posted on 04/13/2011 6:37:41 AM PDT by Stosh
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To: tcrlaf

“So, did you get a big tax deduction this year for your donations to the USO” ?


9 posted on 04/13/2011 6:38:10 AM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: tcrlaf
What is the Constitution?

What is a Republic?

Can you recite the Pledge of Allegiance?

Do you know where your local military recruiting office is?

What are the 3 separate branches of government and what are their functions?

That should leave any Democrat dumbfounded for days.

10 posted on 04/13/2011 6:38:24 AM PDT by liberalh8ter
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To: Braak

Is Zero legitimate?


11 posted on 04/13/2011 6:38:33 AM PDT by DooDahhhh (hH)
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To: tcrlaf
A question you will NEVER get a straight answer to:

“A what point between 0% and 100% taxation do you become a slave?”

And:

How many hungry children could we have feed for the cost of the war in Libya! :-)

12 posted on 04/13/2011 6:39:01 AM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: tcrlaf

Favorite knock knock joke to tell a democRat:

Knock knock
who’s there?
Kenya
Kenya who?

Kenya show me your birth certificate?


13 posted on 04/13/2011 6:39:47 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: tcrlaf

Is Obama’s 2012 re-election motto really, “I Think We Still Could”?


14 posted on 04/13/2011 6:41:41 AM PDT by Harley (Will Rogers never met Harry Reid.)
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To: Harley

“Maybe we can”
“uh... we might?”


15 posted on 04/13/2011 6:43:19 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: tcrlaf
As I've noted on many threads, I once bumped into a neighbor whose husband had been out of work for awhile, and I said, "This economy is really something, huh?"

She lit into me, calling me a racist, and cursing Republicans and saying it was all George Bush's fault, blah, blah, blah.

I was going to follow up with, "Nice weather, huh?" but I decided I didn't want to take more abuse.

16 posted on 04/13/2011 6:43:55 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: tcrlaf

01-20-13
END OF AN ERROR


17 posted on 04/13/2011 6:44:16 AM PDT by PATRIOT1876 (The only crimes that are 100% preventable are crimes committed by illegal aliens)
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To: Harley

Or...” I Hope We Can”


18 posted on 04/13/2011 6:45:35 AM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: tcrlaf

“I could do with some more glowball warming - how ‘bout you?”


19 posted on 04/13/2011 6:46:34 AM PDT by libertarian27 (Ingsoc: Department of Life, Department of Liberty, Department of Happiness)
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To: AFreeBird

How much is “enough ?”


20 posted on 04/13/2011 6:47:31 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Go Hawks !)
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To: tcrlaf

Sarah Palin.


21 posted on 04/13/2011 6:48:46 AM PDT by misharu (I am an Independent Conservative who caucuses with the Republicans (for now).)
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To: tcrlaf
I only support wars started by democrat presidents too.......

I really like how Obama closed Gitmo so fast because torture was wrong.....

I thought Obama's support for Wall Street and the big banks was touching.........

How did you like all that globally warmed snow that fell this winter?

Isn't it wonderful how Obama allowed Brazil to drill in the gulf?

Sheesh, there's hundreds of these. All of them capable of ruining the day of a progressive lib.

22 posted on 04/13/2011 6:49:35 AM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: tcrlaf
Man, if Obama is the smartest guy in the room, that makes “W” a genius, since he had all these policies first.

Huh?

23 posted on 04/13/2011 6:51:42 AM PDT by Bearshouse
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To: ClearCase_guy

One of my favorite Tea Part signs is

“How do you get ‘Racist’ out of ‘Good Morning’?”


24 posted on 04/13/2011 6:52:03 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: tcrlaf

When are we going to “give peace a chance”?


25 posted on 04/13/2011 6:52:15 AM PDT by pingman (You can lead a liberal to logic, but you can't make them think.)
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To: Lakeshark

“Sheesh, there’s hundreds of these. All of them capable of ruining the day of a progressive lib.”

Which is exactly the point...


26 posted on 04/13/2011 6:52:23 AM PDT by tcrlaf (2012 Slogan: "You'd Have To Be Insane, To Vote For Hussein!")
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To: tcrlaf

I asked a lefty college kid:

If you care so much for the poor, why don’t you use YOUR bar mitzvah money to aid them??.

I asked a lefty government worker:

Have YOU ever had to make a payroll???

I asked an anti gun person:

Shouldn’t a gay person have the right to defend themselves with superior weapons, from a homophobia mob so that more Mathew Shepard incidents do NOT take place???

I asked a lefty person wearing a STOP The Hate t-shirt:

Does that statement on your shirt apply to Sarah Palin???

I love f’in with lefties...they are so neurotic that just making eye contact with them is enough to send them to a weeks worth of therapy...


27 posted on 04/13/2011 6:52:38 AM PDT by Le Chien Rouge
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To: tcrlaf
"How did Obama's trip to Brazil with the CEO of Halliburton go?"
28 posted on 04/13/2011 6:53:07 AM PDT by Baynative (Truth is treason in an empire of lies)
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To: Bearshouse

” Man, if Obama is the smartest guy in the room, “

The frightening thought - given the performance of our political ‘leaders’ over the past couple of decades, maybe O *is* the smartest guy in the room.....


29 posted on 04/13/2011 6:54:08 AM PDT by Uncle Ike (Rope is cheap, and there are lots of trees...)
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To: Bearshouse

“Man, if Obama is the smartest guy in the room, that makes “W” a genius, since he had all these policies first.”

Man, do I know some libs who would go absolutely homicidal over that one!!!


30 posted on 04/13/2011 6:55:39 AM PDT by tcrlaf (2012 Slogan: "You'd Have To Be Insane, To Vote For Hussein!")
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To: Uncle Ike
maybe O *is* the smartest guy in the room.....

I'd bet he's the shiftiest.

31 posted on 04/13/2011 6:57:06 AM PDT by BelegStrongbow (St. Joseph, patron of fathers, pray for us!)
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To: tcrlaf

If Obama is so smart, how come they haven’t released his grades from college or law school?


32 posted on 04/13/2011 7:00:01 AM PDT by Hacklehead (Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
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To: tcrlaf

Can I borrow your giant paper-mâché head and paint it brown?


33 posted on 04/13/2011 7:01:17 AM PDT by Haiku Guy (If you can read this / (To paraphrase on old line) / Thank a TAXPAYER!.)
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To: misharu

President Palin


34 posted on 04/13/2011 7:05:21 AM PDT by eCSMaster (2012 - End of an error)
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To: eCSMaster

When is the last time you washed your car? Ever notice how liberals drive dirty cars? I figured it out. That is one thing they can’t depend on the government to do for them.
They’re all lazy leeches.


35 posted on 04/13/2011 7:07:50 AM PDT by Galtoid ( .)
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To: eCSMaster; All

The government today, announced that it’s changing it’s emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while your ...actually being screwed.


36 posted on 04/13/2011 7:08:08 AM PDT by tcrlaf (2012 Slogan: "You'd Have To Be Insane, To Vote For Hussein!")
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To: tcrlaf

(On a Monday morning) So how was church?


37 posted on 04/13/2011 7:11:21 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Imagine.... a world without islam.)
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To: DooDahhhh
Is Zero legitimate?

What is the result when you divide by Zero?

38 posted on 04/13/2011 7:13:36 AM PDT by immadashell
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To: All

“Don’t you ever bathe...?”


39 posted on 04/13/2011 7:13:36 AM PDT by Maverick68
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To: tcrlaf

Are you better off now than 2 years ago?


40 posted on 04/13/2011 7:15:11 AM PDT by bfree (The revolution is coming - OBAMI IS THE ENEMY OF FREEDOM)
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To: PATRIOT1876
01-20-13 END OF AN ERROR

If you saw that on a t-shirt, I want one!lol

41 posted on 04/13/2011 7:17:08 AM PDT by immadashell
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To: tcrlaf

Oh, so THAT is the solution to the new lack of manned space launch capabilities. I LIKE it.


42 posted on 04/13/2011 7:17:08 AM PDT by Explorer89 (And now, let the wild rumpus start!!)
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To: BelegStrongbow

“maybe O *is* the smartest guy in the room.”

If he’s alone in that room,,,, well,,, yeah.


43 posted on 04/13/2011 7:17:46 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: immadashell

Make your own on cafepress!

I’m betting someone else already has.


44 posted on 04/13/2011 7:21:47 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: tcrlaf

How’s that hope and change working out for you?


45 posted on 04/13/2011 7:22:10 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (TX and MI - When the going gets tough, the dims run and hide.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

“Boy, the President’s rich oil buddies sure are getting rich off us, aren’t they?”


46 posted on 04/13/2011 7:28:46 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: 2banana
“A what point between 0% and 100% taxation do you become a slave?”

Since we agree that setting tax rates at zero or setting tax rates at 100% would both result in no money coming into the treasury, what number between zero and 100% tax rates do you think would result the the maximum money to the treasury?

47 posted on 04/13/2011 7:30:12 AM PDT by Haiku Guy (If you can read this / (To paraphrase on old line) / Thank a TAXPAYER!.)
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To: All

“Man, isn’t life great?”


48 posted on 04/13/2011 7:32:43 AM PDT by Maverick68
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To: All

“Isn’t this a wonderful country?”


49 posted on 04/13/2011 7:33:16 AM PDT by Maverick68
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To: 2banana
How many hungry children could we have feed for the cost of the war in Libya! :-)

How come Obama can find $100 Billion in the budget to spend on Libyan Kinetic Military Action, but he can't cut $100 Billion from the budget for deficit reduction?

50 posted on 04/13/2011 7:34:34 AM PDT by Haiku Guy (If you can read this / (To paraphrase on old line) / Thank a TAXPAYER!.)
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