Skip to comments.Things You Should Never Ask A Democrat (Fun On A Wed. Morning)
Posted on 04/13/2011 6:28:29 AM PDT by tcrlaf
Just a little fun on an an early morning! Please fell free to add your own quips, on things that send our Democrat/liberal friends in to low orbit.
Mine so far: "So, have you seen real Obama's Birth Certificate, yet?"
"Have you paid your taxes lately?"
"How's those gas prices, eh?"
"What happened to your 'Close Gitmo NOW!' sign?"
How’s that No Blood for Oil thing working out?
When we getting out of Iraq?
How do you reduce your debt by spending more money?
Obama lied...our troops died.
How much did you give to charity last year?
So, contribute to Obama 2012 yet? (Especially effective when said liberal is unemployed!)
lol! I like it!
Trade in that clunker yet? (Don’t worry, you’ll get a chance next year).
“So, did you get a big tax deduction this year for your donations to the USO” ?
What is a Republic?
Can you recite the Pledge of Allegiance?
Do you know where your local military recruiting office is?
What are the 3 separate branches of government and what are their functions?
That should leave any Democrat dumbfounded for days.
Is Zero legitimate?
“A what point between 0% and 100% taxation do you become a slave?”
How many hungry children could we have feed for the cost of the war in Libya! :-)
Favorite knock knock joke to tell a democRat:
Kenya show me your birth certificate?
Is Obama’s 2012 re-election motto really, “I Think We Still Could”?
“Maybe we can”
“uh... we might?”
She lit into me, calling me a racist, and cursing Republicans and saying it was all George Bush's fault, blah, blah, blah.
I was going to follow up with, "Nice weather, huh?" but I decided I didn't want to take more abuse.
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Or...” I Hope We Can”
“I could do with some more glowball warming - how ‘bout you?”
How much is “enough ?”
I really like how Obama closed Gitmo so fast because torture was wrong.....
I thought Obama's support for Wall Street and the big banks was touching.........
How did you like all that globally warmed snow that fell this winter?
Isn't it wonderful how Obama allowed Brazil to drill in the gulf?
Sheesh, there's hundreds of these. All of them capable of ruining the day of a progressive lib.
One of my favorite Tea Part signs is
“How do you get ‘Racist’ out of ‘Good Morning’?”
When are we going to “give peace a chance”?
“Sheesh, there’s hundreds of these. All of them capable of ruining the day of a progressive lib.”
Which is exactly the point...
I asked a lefty college kid:
If you care so much for the poor, why don’t you use YOUR bar mitzvah money to aid them??.
I asked a lefty government worker:
Have YOU ever had to make a payroll???
I asked an anti gun person:
Shouldn’t a gay person have the right to defend themselves with superior weapons, from a homophobia mob so that more Mathew Shepard incidents do NOT take place???
I asked a lefty person wearing a STOP The Hate t-shirt:
Does that statement on your shirt apply to Sarah Palin???
I love f’in with lefties...they are so neurotic that just making eye contact with them is enough to send them to a weeks worth of therapy...
” Man, if Obama is the smartest guy in the room, “
The frightening thought - given the performance of our political ‘leaders’ over the past couple of decades, maybe O *is* the smartest guy in the room.....
“Man, if Obama is the smartest guy in the room, that makes W a genius, since he had all these policies first.”
Man, do I know some libs who would go absolutely homicidal over that one!!!
I'd bet he's the shiftiest.
If Obama is so smart, how come they haven’t released his grades from college or law school?
Can I borrow your giant paper-mâché head and paint it brown?
When is the last time you washed your car? Ever notice how liberals drive dirty cars? I figured it out. That is one thing they can’t depend on the government to do for them.
They’re all lazy leeches.
The government today, announced that it’s changing it’s emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while your ...actually being screwed.
(On a Monday morning) So how was church?
What is the result when you divide by Zero?
“Don’t you ever bathe...?”
Are you better off now than 2 years ago?
If you saw that on a t-shirt, I want one!lol
Oh, so THAT is the solution to the new lack of manned space launch capabilities. I LIKE it.
“maybe O *is* the smartest guy in the room.”
If he’s alone in that room,,,, well,,, yeah.
Make your own on cafepress!
I’m betting someone else already has.
How’s that hope and change working out for you?
“Boy, the President’s rich oil buddies sure are getting rich off us, aren’t they?”
Since we agree that setting tax rates at zero or setting tax rates at 100% would both result in no money coming into the treasury, what number between zero and 100% tax rates do you think would result the the maximum money to the treasury?
“Man, isn’t life great?”
“Isn’t this a wonderful country?”
How come Obama can find $100 Billion in the budget to spend on Libyan Kinetic Military Action, but he can't cut $100 Billion from the budget for deficit reduction?
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