An Illegal Alien's Guide to the Top Five Best Places to Live In America

Fox News - ^ | June 29, 2011 | Bob Dane

[moonshinner_09]

When “relocating” to the United States, it’s best to avoid states that have selfishly put the interests of their legal residents ahead of yours with laws that hinder your access to jobs and benefits. But many attractive destinations remain, endorsed by millions of illegal aliens already living in each.

1. California

California’s state motto “Eureka” (I have found it!) aptly applies here. The state's population includes 3.2 million illegal aliens -- almost 24% of all illegal aliens in America -- have chosen preferred domicile.

Despite its $26 billion budget deficit, the state spends $21.5 billion dollars annually subsidizing illegal alien health care, education, welfare, other state benefits and criminal justice. Every California native-born household chips in $2438 each year to help.

Unless you commit a violent felony, the state leaves you alone. Los Angeles Special Order 40 – a sanctuary policy that sets the tone statewide - prevents local officers from inquiring about your immigration status.

Many “visitors” head straight for Central Valley, which depends on a combination of immigration and irrigation to produce almost 8 percent of America’s total agricultural output. You’ll be in good company because more than half of the farm workers in California have no work authorization.

Of course don’t forget in-state tuition for illegal aliens. Take advantage of the Dream Act in a place that can only be described as the Dream State for Illegal Aliens.

2. Montgomery Country, Maryland

If jobs are what attract you, then this upscale community close to our nation's capital offers the mother of all magnets.

The first step to getting a job is to visit a Casa De Maryland (CASA) Welcome Center. Their employment specialists help you find a job and don’t give a hoot about your legal status.

[moonshinner_09]

Glad my state didn't make the list. It sure feels like it has though.

[cripplecreek]

The arrest of illegal aliens committing crimes seems like its becoming a regular feature in my local Michigan news.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Federal Judge or no Federal Judge we are getting rid of them here in Georgia. Hasta la Vista and good riddance.

[Elendur]

great point about crime!
it is disproportionate. as the FBI most wanted list shows.
...but the cost of this, is left off the liberals list of how we “benefit” from illegal immigration.

and this just floored me:
“Despite its $26 billion budget deficit, the state spends $21.5 billion dollars annually subsidizing illegal alien ...”

[puppypusher]

Hell!I’m surprised Connecticut didn’t make that list with it’s give everything away policy.Our numbers of illegals are growing daily.

One good way to see that is to go to tour nearest hospital and the parasites are all over the place.

The health care industry is probably the only business growing in the U.S. Right now,Though that will change once Obamacare goes into effect.
Then it will be the funeral director business.Since more elderly and sick people will be denied the care they’ll need.

[ottbmare]

Absolutely right about MoCo, in the People’s Socialist Democratic Republic of Maryland. Their official, declared policy here is to roll out the red carpet for illegals. Montgomery is accepting those illegals who have been driven out by more aggressive enforcement policies in Virginia.

[sickoflibs]

An Illegal Alien's Guide to the Top Five Best Places to Live In America
1. California
2. Montgomery Country, Maryland
3. Washington State
4. Chicago - All of Illinois too!
5. New Haven, Connecticut
Final Tip : Given that the citizens of these destinations keep voting for politicians who enact policies that welcome illegal immigration, we’re certain they’ll be pleased by your arrival.

#2 is heartwarming for me and is part of the plan to keep Maryland under Democrat control for ever.

The Final Tip reminds me of an essay I wrote and posted here last year:
A Suggestion to Illegal Aliens: Boycott Arizona to teach them a lesson! (April 27, 2010 | sickoflibs)

[momtothree]

Second place being Montgomery county, Maryland is not surprising at all! Last Fall, enough illegals showed up for the first day of school to amaze even the officials. Enough to completely fill two high schools (added to the other numbers they knew about). I do disagree with the description of it being upscale. Use to be... not anymore. Yes, places like Bethesda and Chevy Chase still exist but other sections are “no man’s land”.

[lonevoice]

Lovely...

3. Washington State

There’s nothing like a valid driver’s license in your hip pocket to help you navigate the U.S. at will.

Most states require you to present your Social Security Number (SSN) to get one. Washington has made an exception. If you don’t already have a fake SSN – or aren’t “borrowing” one from a U.S. citizen – simply sign a form and bring a utility bill along to prove you’re living in the Evergreen State.

Don’t have a utility bill? Washington accepts Mexican Matrícula Consular ID cards as proof of identification. The state is not concerned with FBI and Department of Justice warnings that the cards are not reliable forms of ID and pose “major criminal and potential terrorist threats.”

Don’t even have a consular card? That’s even easier than getting a driver’s license. Visit the Mexican Consulate in Seattle and bring a birth certificate (they’re not concerned about whose it is) and proof of address.

Is this a great state or what?

[sickoflibs]

This thread supports my points from yesterday, you dont have to enact massive deportation which is a straw-man only referenced by those promoting amnesty (er immigration reform.)

Start with cutting off the taxpayer funded goodies to illegals.

Maryland had huge loopholes in it's driver's license requirements for ID for illegals drawing illegals to the state from everywhere, yet they suspend the driver's licenses for those behind on child support payments. The Federal Real ID law forced Maryland to stop giving drivers licenses to illegals, although the Dem governor proposed special state only driver's license's for illegals, but even Democrats were smart enough to figure out why that would backfire.

[afraidfortherepublic]

Many “visitors” head straight for Central Valley, which depends on a combination of immigration and irrigation to produce almost 8 percent of America’s total agricultural output. You’ll be in good company because more than half of the farm workers in California have no work authorization.

And the centerpiece of California's Central Valley, Fresno, has made the national news twice in the last month:

1) The least educated population in the US.
2) Car theft capital of the US

[Two Kids' Dad]

I’d like to hear each and every Republican presidential aspirant state clearly and unequivocally what they will do to solve the illegal immigrant problem if they’re entrusted with the white house in next year’s election.

It’s a huge issue. Much moreso than any number of the inane questions posed by that dildo John King at CNN in the last debate.

[SoKatt]

We did- they listed New Haven. I used to commute via Metro North from Danbury to Stamford, and there’s an underpass that is an actual DESIGNATED “day laborer” pick-up area. I saw the Stamford PD down there almost every day, making sure that they were gathering there, and not on the street. **shaking head**

[Baynative]

WA Ping

Washington is number 3

3. Washington State

There’s nothing like a valid driver’s license in your hip pocket to help you navigate the U.S. at will.

Most states require you to present your Social Security Number (SSN) to get one. Washington has made an exception. If you don’t already have a fake SSN – or aren’t “borrowing” one from a U.S. citizen – simply sign a form and bring a utility bill along to prove you’re living in the Evergreen State.

Don’t have a utility bill? Washington accepts Mexican Matrícula Consular ID cards as proof of identification. The state is not concerned with FBI and Department of Justice warnings that the cards are not reliable forms of ID and pose “major criminal and potential terrorist threats.”

Don’t even have a consular card? That’s even easier than getting a driver’s license. Visit the Mexican Consulate in Seattle and bring a birth certificate (they’re not concerned about whose it is) and proof of address.

Is this a great state or what?

[Blue Ink]

Sounds like this article is blaming the states in question. Wrong.

There is no state that is actively arresting and deporting illegal aliens. Not one. They can live and work wherever they want.

And that’s a Federal government — and therefore everyone’s — problem. Not just the poor bastards in Maryland, Washington, et al.

If you say, “Oh, my city/state is different. We’re really tough on illegals!” you’re either an idiot or a liar.

[Baynative]

In Western Washington, aging hippies line the roadway with signs protesting the Border Patrol.

[Pride in the USA]

So this is now why places like Ritzville and those small towns in and around that area have become some of the most violent towns in Washington. The Mexican gangs are at the center of that violence. When you have uncontrolled illegal immigration from across the southern border, you get an increase in violent crime. Thank you, dims, for making Washington State a sanctuary state.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Montgomery County is apparently now chock full of illegals. I wouldn’t recognize the place today.

[USNBandit]

When I moved to Washington State I got the third degree regarding proof of residency, while the line next to me was moving along briskly. That line was for spanish speakers who were all turning in Oregon licenses for Washington licenses. I guess Oregon used to be the easy place for illegals to get a license.

[pabianice]

They missed Cambridge, MA, a well-to-do hellhole of illegal crime and transfer payments. Word is that the newspapers refuse to report the high level of illegal crime there so as to be PC.