Skip to comments.The Teachings of Jesus and Obama: A Reference Chart (Humor, (or not...))
Posted on 02/03/2012 11:44:31 AM PST by tcrlaf
Now that Obama has started quoting Jesus, the toiling masses need a special chart in order to understand the Bible and what those passages really mean in progressive, Obamunist terms. So I made such a chart for you: the kinder, gentler, smarter, less embarassing version of the Bible. Enjoy!
Obama's Social Justice Jesus: "Render unto Government what belongs to God, and hope Government will provide."
The little messiah is a blasphemer .
In Luke 12 HE was speaking to his Disciples first of all
HE was speaking specifically to Peter in verse 48 and to his Disciples in general. In FULL CONTEXT HE was stating the burden and responsibilities of direct followers,47 And that servant ( Christian),which knew his Lords` will, and prepared not himself,neither did according to His will, shall be beaten with many stripes. versus those that know not , 48 But he that knew not,and did commit things worthy of stripes, shall be beaten with few stripes. For unto whomsoever much is given ( Christ`s words/Faith),of him shall be much required: and to whom men have committed much, of him they will ask more.
CLEARLY CHRIST IS SPEAKING OF BELIEVERS AND THE BURDEN OF FAITH ( Even stating not to worry about those against you who will kill the body 12:3), NOT TAXES, COVETING, STEALING AND MONEY.
BARRY HUSSEIN IS A BLASPHEMER
Let there be no doubt. The battle we are in is not a political one.
Obama pelosi et. Al are only representative of the people. We amaericans are the ones at fault. We are in a spiritual battle for the soul of the nation. No elected representtive can fix it.
This is a generational problem that requires generational solutions.
Good comparison. Of course the Devil can quote scripture out of context, and did so to attack Jesus, but He showed us how to fight back, with contextual scripture.
Here’s what I’d like to add to this thread, holding up the mirror of The Law to the lefts ideology:
The Big 10 and how the left is opposed to all of them.
10 - Liberal ideology and socialism are based on envy.
9 - youll be better off if we take what the rich have, you dont have because they do have
8 - And well use violence (ie, government) to steal what they have
7 - Adultery? Have at it! Sex Positive!
6 - Dont kill the convicted murderer, but that innocent baby in the womb? Go for it, youll be better off without it (see 9)
5 - Your parents dont know as much as you and your teachers do. Pay attention to us, not them.
4 - Sabbath Day? Whats that?
3 - @@#$%@#! @#&$*@!!! (or, Jesus was a socialist)
2 - hmmmm... do they worship graven images? Movie/TV stars perhaps?
1 - is there anything that DOESNT come before the one true God with these people?
What’s really sad is how clueless he is....
I don’t think he’s clueless.
As always with leftists, the question is
“are they stupid or evil?”
This man isn’t stupid, though he comes off that way sometimes.
I have another suggestion regarding abortion....
I knew you in your mother's womb......obama supports planned parenthood
FUBO GTFO! 351 Days until Noon Jan 20, 2013
"We're gonna put her feet back on the path of righteousness and then 'GOD Bless America Again!' - Charlie Daniels"
While Obama is obviously cynically using this for political gain, there are really liberals who believe that Jesus was a socialist and promoted socialism with his references to the rich and poor.
The best examples are most church going black Christians in Maryland Baltimore and Washington areas, many are single Mom’s. But it’s the non-believing liberals who make the most of it to play their hypocrisy game. Rev Jim Wallace.
Liberals don’t read or study the Bible, so they really know nothing about it.