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The Teachings of Jesus and Obama: A Reference Chart (Humor, (or not...))
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Posted on 02/03/2012 11:44:31 AM PST by tcrlaf

Now that Obama has started quoting Jesus, the toiling masses need a special chart in order to understand the Bible and what those passages really mean in progressive, Obamunist terms. So I made such a chart for you: the kinder, gentler, smarter, less embarassing version of the Bible. Enjoy!



TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: humor; jesus; obama; peoplescube
Now that Obama is pandering to Christians, his gay worshippers in the mainstream media will love them, right?

Obama's Social Justice Jesus: "Render unto Government what belongs to God, and hope Government will provide."

1 posted on 02/03/2012 11:44:39 AM PST by tcrlaf
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2 posted on 02/03/2012 11:48:42 AM PST by Iron Munro ("Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight he'll just kill you." John Steinbeck)
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The little messiah is a blasphemer .

In Luke 12 HE was speaking to his Disciples “ first of all “

HE was speaking specifically to Peter in verse 48 and to his Disciples in general. In FULL CONTEXT HE was stating the burden and responsibilities of direct followers,47” And that servant ( Christian),which knew his Lords` will, and prepared not himself,neither did according to His will, shall be beaten with many stripes.” versus those that know not , 48 “ But he that knew not,and did commit things worthy of stripes, shall be beaten with few stripes. For unto whomsoever much is given ( Christ`s words/Faith),of him shall be much required: and to whom men have committed much, of him they will ask more.”

CLEARLY CHRIST IS SPEAKING OF BELIEVERS AND THE BURDEN OF FAITH ( Even stating not to worry about those against you who will kill the body 12:3), NOT TAXES, COVETING, STEALING AND MONEY.

BARRY HUSSEIN IS A BLASPHEMER


3 posted on 02/03/2012 11:51:56 AM PST by Para-Ord.45
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Let there be no doubt. The battle we are in is not a political one.

Obama pelosi et. Al are only representative of the people. We amaericans are the ones at fault. We are in a spiritual battle for the soul of the nation. No elected representtive can fix it.

This is a generational problem that requires generational solutions.


4 posted on 02/03/2012 11:56:13 AM PST by SpringtoLiberty (Liberty is on the march!)
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To: tcrlaf

Good comparison. Of course the Devil can quote scripture out of context, and did so to attack Jesus, but He showed us how to fight back, with contextual scripture.

Here’s what I’d like to add to this thread, holding up the mirror of The Law to the left’s ideology:

The “Big 10” and how the left is opposed to all of them.

10 - Liberal ideology and socialism are based on envy.
9 - “you’ll be better off if we take what the rich have”, “you don’t have because they do have”
8 - And we’ll use violence (ie, government) to steal what they have
7 - Adultery? Have at it! Sex Positive!
6 - Don’t kill the convicted murderer, but that innocent baby in the womb? Go for it, you’ll be better off without it (see 9)
5 - Your parents don’t know as much as you and your teachers do. Pay attention to us, not them.
4 - Sabbath Day? What’s that?
3 - @@#$%@#! @#&$*@!!! (or, “Jesus was a socialist”)
2 - hmmmm... do they worship “graven” images? Movie/TV stars perhaps?
1 - is there anything that DOESN’T come before the one true God with these people?


5 posted on 02/03/2012 11:56:13 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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What’s really sad is how clueless he is....


6 posted on 02/03/2012 12:02:06 PM PST by hoosiermama (Stand with God: Newt, and Sarah will be right next to you.)
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I don’t think he’s clueless.

As always with leftists, the question is
“are they stupid or evil?”

This man isn’t stupid, though he comes off that way sometimes.


7 posted on 02/03/2012 12:07:41 PM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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8 posted on 02/03/2012 12:14:10 PM PST by equaviator ( "There's a (datum) plane on the horizon coming in...see it?")
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Man, that's good work.

I have another suggestion regarding abortion....

I knew you in your mother's womb......obama supports planned parenthood

9 posted on 02/03/2012 12:29:09 PM PST by ealgeone (obama, border)
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Some have told me that 0bama can't be The antiCHRIST.
I say if he is not, he certainly IS anti-CHRIST !

FUBO GTFO! 351 Days until Noon Jan 20, 2013
"We're gonna put her feet back on the path of righteousness and then 'GOD Bless America Again!' - Charlie Daniels"

10 posted on 02/03/2012 12:31:46 PM PST by The Sons of Liberty (Psalm 109:8 Let his days be few and let another take his office. - Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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While Obama is obviously cynically using this for political gain, there are really liberals who believe that Jesus was a socialist and promoted socialism with his references to the rich and poor.

The best examples are most church going black Christians in Maryland Baltimore and Washington areas, many are single Mom’s. But it’s the non-believing liberals who make the most of it to play their hypocrisy game. Rev Jim Wallace.


11 posted on 02/03/2012 12:37:38 PM PST by sickoflibs (You MUST support the lesser of two RINOs or we all die!)
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Liberals don’t read or study the Bible, so they really know nothing about it.


12 posted on 02/03/2012 12:56:01 PM PST by dandiegirl
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