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Obama's Joke: 'If I Told You I'd Have to Kill You'
CNSNews ^ | 3/22/12 | staff

Posted on 03/22/2012 2:36:48 PM PDT by Nachum

(CNSNews.com) - Giving a speech on energy policy at Maljamar, New Mexico, President Obama joked that his helicopter had landed at Roswell, New Mexico. Roswell is famous among conspiracy theorists owing to their belief that an alien spacecraft crashed near there in the late 1940s and that the federal government has been covering it up ever since.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: joke; kill; obamas; you
And he would, too.
1 posted on 03/22/2012 2:36:51 PM PDT by Nachum
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To: Jet Jaguar; NorwegianViking; ExTexasRedhead; HollyB; FromLori; EricTheRed_VocalMinority; ...

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2 posted on 03/22/2012 2:38:23 PM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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To: Nachum

LOL...some great comments under the article at the link.


3 posted on 03/22/2012 2:39:07 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Nachum

I will not say what I am thinking.

But what I am NOT thinking is that that scrawny faggot would stand ny chance of killing fat old Ben.


4 posted on 03/22/2012 2:39:18 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Nachum

The joke was you being elected....

and you’ve been killing me and the rest of the country that works for a living for the past three and a half years!


5 posted on 03/22/2012 2:41:51 PM PDT by I cannot think of a name
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To: Nachum

The whole saucer nuttiness and the cult-significance of Roswell is silly! Aliens never landed there, but if 0”s helicopter landed him there, then the place really would be receiving a visitation from an alien.


6 posted on 03/22/2012 2:45:03 PM PDT by docbnj
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To: Nachum

Normally, I’d tell such a lousy comedian not to give up his day job, but in 0bama’s case, I’ll refrain.


7 posted on 03/22/2012 2:48:12 PM PDT by Hunton Peck (See my FR homepage for a list of businesses that support WI Gov. Scott Walker)
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To: Nachum
That's the plan mien fuhrer
8 posted on 03/22/2012 2:49:48 PM PDT by Vaquero (Molon Labe)
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To: Nachum

He’s a regular Henny Youngman, that guy is.


9 posted on 03/22/2012 2:51:13 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (The only flaw is that America doesn't recognize Cyber's omniscience. -- sergeantdave)
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To: docbnj
The whole saucer nuttiness and the cult-significance of Roswell is silly! Aliens never landed there,...

Of course not SILLY. They crashed! LOL

10 posted on 03/22/2012 2:52:27 PM PDT by houeto (Mitt Romney - A Whiter Shade of FAIL)
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To: Nachum

It’s a joke I hear several times a year, and sometimes it’s funny. Coming from the President, it’s funny.


11 posted on 03/22/2012 2:55:30 PM PDT by DBrow
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To: Nachum

They need to prove he was “joking”.


12 posted on 03/22/2012 2:55:30 PM PDT by Right_in_Virginia
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To: Nachum

Did he say the same thing after the unsolved murder of Donald Young? No justice, no peace! Not funny, Barry!


13 posted on 03/22/2012 2:58:30 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: Nachum

Shouldn’t the title be; “Alien lands in Roswell, threatens to kill little boys!”


14 posted on 03/22/2012 3:03:17 PM PDT by vanilla swirl (We are the Patrick Henry we have been waiting for!)
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To: docbnj
Aliens never landed there

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15 posted on 03/22/2012 3:08:20 PM PDT by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: Nachum
Under his own 'royal proclamation', he would be able to kill them legally too.

Yes. Obama can declare them an 'imminent threat' and kill them. Holder explains it here.

When the US Government Can Kill You, Explained —By Adam Serwer | Mon Mar. 5, 2012 3:07 PM PST

Here is an excerpt of what Holder said.

"But don't assume that when Holder says "imminent threat of violent attack," he means that you're actually part of a specific plot threatening American lives. "The Constitution does not require the president to delay action until some theoretical end stage of planning when the precise time, place, and manner of an attack become clear," Holder said. That would introduce an "unacceptably high risk of failure." When he refers to "failure," Holder presumably means failing to kill the target before the attack or plan for an attack materializes, not the possibility that the government might accidentally kill an innocent person."

Holder is Obama's version of Himmler. Holder has assumed the role and responsibilities of the VP. Biden is just an old idiot they keep locked up in his room. They keep him distracted by giving him lego blocks to play with and keeping the TV on Sesame Street. I've heard he understands the letters "K" and "P" and is still working on counting to 5.

16 posted on 03/22/2012 3:19:15 PM PDT by 240B (he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
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To: Nachum

He must be reading my posts here.


17 posted on 03/22/2012 3:29:20 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Nachum

Not a bad joke, one that gets told a lot.


18 posted on 03/22/2012 4:15:32 PM PDT by Raider Sam (They're on our left, right, front, and back. They aint gettin away this time!)
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To: Nachum

I once asked the FBI guy sitting next to me at a retirement dinner what the pin on his lapel was for & he responded “If I tell you, I’d have to kill you.” and I said “I knew you were going to say that.”

At that time, it was funny

BO’s using the joke, not so much


19 posted on 03/22/2012 6:47:54 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: KosmicKitty

I have a buddy that was in the Air Force. Visited him when he was in and always got a kick out of his responses to many of my questions: “I can neither confirm nor deny ....”


20 posted on 03/22/2012 6:58:30 PM PDT by 21twelve
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