Posted on 06/01/2012 2:47:42 PM PDT by Pride_of_the_Bluegrass
“Harnessing the awesome power of zombies; it’s not just to run away from anymore.”
Democratic candidate Vermin Supreme gives hope that our country’s leaders might just see the future for the rotting, bloodhungry nightmare that it is. He runs on a platform of lessening the demand for foreign oil (among other things) by hitching tireless zombies to giant turbines that will convert shambling into electricity. He promises this will be accomplished by, “Lot’s of zombies… that we’ll sort-of dangle brains in front of…”
If, in these unfortunate times, only one candidate acknowledges the coming deademic, then that’s the president for me. And any true survivor. But Mr. Supreme takes it a step further. Not only does he recognize zombies as a threat, he makes use of them as sources of clean energy. It’s power run by the dead, driven by the dead – assuming the aforementioned brains are coming from the recently deceased – the ones that don’t get up.
(Excerpt) Read more at examiner.com ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE
It makes about as much sense as the rest of it, so why not.
The only problem is that democrat zombies have no desire for brains.
*Vermin Supreme*
For real? LOL!
Democrat zombies eat their own brains
with a spoon.
Awesome!! Where can I donate to his campaign??
Is that a rubber boot on his head? It looks like an Apalacacola Rebok. (N. Florida oysterman humor).
“He runs on a platform of lessening the demand for foreign oil (among other things) by hitching tireless zombies to giant turbines that will convert shambling into electricity”
Democrat Pres. candidate Vermin Supreme has an excellent plan.
The sad thing is, his IQ is probably twice that of Zero’s.
There’s supposed to be a “candidate” video and link to his campaign, at the article link, but I can’t get it to work, g. He’s probably got 3x the brains/IQ of 0bummer + Bidet, combined. LOL.
LOL! He’s a hoot, isn’t he?
If he had been on the Texas ballot, I probably would have voted in the Demo primary. He would have probably gotten at least 40%
***by hitching tireless zombies to giant turbines****
Sort of like the an enlarged version of the mill in WHITE ZOMBIE.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0023694/
This is not a well thought through idea. Does anyone seriously want Conan the Barbarian-buff zombies?
Picture all the zombies hooked up to the generator, with feeding tubes full of raw pink slime, chicken offal and caffeinated liquified tofu being pumped into their mouths as all day they push the energy generation wheel.
And the only breaks they get, ever, are to register as Democrats and sign filled-out absentee ballots.
He would never do that unless someone game him lots and lots of money to let them do it. Plus it’s bad for your teeth..
Vermin Supreme 2012
If he were nominated to the Supreme Court, he could be Supreme Court Justice Supreme.
If zombie-power requires huge subsidies paid to Obama supporters and will not produce any useful result for at least 20 years, the greens will be 100% behind it.
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