Posted on 06/08/2012 8:12:11 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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This is an important development … in 2000 the Florida margin in Bush v. ALGORE was only 537 votes
Send Gov. Scott an email showing your support
“If the effect of the NVRA (Motor Voter) is to force a state to allow never-eligible non-citizens the opportunity to vote,” he wrote, “then the statute might violate the Equal Protection Clause of the Constitution, which guarantees that the right to vote cannot be denied by a dilution of the weight of a citizen’s vote.”
As for the Voting Rights Act claim, Detzner wrote, Florida already received federal permission to remove noncitizens, which is clearly spelled out in Florida law.
What’s more, the Voting Rights Act applies to only five Florida counties — Monroe, Hillsborough, Collier, Hardee and Hendry — and not the other 62 in Florida, including Miami-Dade, where about 1,600 of the 2,700 potential noncitizens were initially identified by the state in a database created by the Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles.
About 500 people in Miami-Dade have been found to be lawful citizens and voters, and 13 noncitizens have been found. Two of them might have voted and could face prosecution. The county has been unable to verify the citizenship of more than 1,100 others.
Assuming the purge halts, those people could vote this year — even if some are noncitizens.
"Not a single eligible voter as far, as I know, has been removed from the voter rolls," Scott said Wednesday on WNDB radio in Daytona Beach, according to a News Service of Florida transcript. "Not one. And we’re working to keep it that way."
"Their vote should not be diluted by people who don’t have the right to vote," Scott said. "We need to be reviewing our voter rolls and making sure only those individuals who have the right to vote … are voting."
“This hardly seems like an approach earnestly designed to protect the integrity of elections and to ensure that eligible voters have their votes counted,” said the letter, written by Scott’s hand-picked secretary of state, Ken Detzner, a fellow Republican.
Detzner also submitted a list of four questions that he wants the DOJ to answer:
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Sorry you’re not feeling well.
Hope you are feeling better soon.
I finally made it. Thanks for the ping and I hope you get to feeling better soon.
sorry for your sickness but I’ll trade ya
went golfin yesterday...played 28 holes
it was 105 and no wind
I drank one Gatorade, one bottle of water, and 3 beers
the beers made me loopy and not realize I was vapor lockin
when I put the clubs down, a wave of pure sweat covered me like gettin out the pool
then it passed and I rallied.....
went to go home, startin the car...... except
the battery was dead
just great................
in full macho Texas pride I said fine....
called 2 folk to come get me but nooooooooooooooooooo answer
fine.....I decided to walk home ( just to show em ya know)
1.5 miles in golf shoes
and I did it.............
even my eyelashes hurt
I even had to get help takin my socks off
Sounds like you had a rough day.
But you sound like a brave lad.
Actually, it’s IMPR who’s ill, not me.
The only part of your storu that astounds me, is the fact that apparently no one at the golf course had any jumper cables..I think it is a requirement in every car in the Tundra ;-)
“storu”=story, for those of you in Rio Linda ;-)
Next time stop at the 19th hole and relax!
that was the intent but played too late and the 19th hole was CLOSED
tried cables but the batt was stone dead....coulda called AAA and shoulda but my too proud dumbass “ showed em”
nearly killed me “showin em”
Just daymn!
Rush nails it on the Walker election.
People are waking up!
Ya sure, you betcha.
...jumper cables, tow chain, crescent wrench, screwdriver, gloves, duct tape, matches, water, food bars and a blanket.
As a minimum.
For “nice” weather.
(Of course, my vehicles don’t get out of the shed any time of the year without the Drive-the-Highline-Winter-From-Heck emergency kit, and the kids and grandkids all get that as Lesson Number One before they start to drive.)
Unions have become a scourge.
I was part of one once.
At least I had the option of not paying dues, but I still had to play by their BS games.
That was bad enough, but public Unions that wield tons of power that are funded by the private citizen are insane!
And the private citizen has no option to not pay the union!
I take that back, Wi just exercised its option. LOL
UAW 967 sucked.
Still does, but now they suck less LOL
Beats a bag of catfood
It’s just civilian MREs.
Emergency rations that need no refrigeration.
My food supply tends toward the protein bars and dehydrated dinner packs for hikers/climbers.
Less bulk and weight, and some of ‘em don’t even taste half bad.
....even if tasting good is a factor when the next meal is a genuine emergency.
Fast and Furious soon?
Hahaha!
NY Times, “President Obama is able to simultanously kick Chuck Norris’ and Jack Baur’s ass!, but we didn’t find out from Obama....honestly!”
bttt
The media and white hut correstpondents need their collective arses kicked from here to da moon, just as much as Obammys!!!! PLEASE GOD IT HAPPENS SOON!!!!!!!
ANOTHER TRUTH IS FINALLY OUT IN THE OPEN - AFTER BEING HIDDEN FOR 65 YEARS!
This clears up a huge question,,,
The year was 1947. some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 64 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .
This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.
However, What you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were
born:
Barrack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden
This is the consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses.
I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
It certainly did for me. And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.
bttt
Ping me when this caller runs down and goes away.
I guess my engineering background made me BS averse, and I don’t really care if the economy gets called Oo-Wa-Diddy, so long as IT FUNCTIONS.
Yep, he sounds shocked at learning what should have been a logical conclusion all along.
Hahaha, Rush just said he wasn’t going to do that. “If everyone in the audience is in the first grade, I’m gone. I’m off to Singapore.”
Can you eat those without microwaving them first?
I like their chili and spaghetti meals.
Thank God for Issa.
He certainly does have a pair.
Could be our “First Arab-American President.” (If we were inclined to think like liberals . . . )
Have a good weekend everyone.
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