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If You're A Slacker Loser In Your Mom's Basement, Good For You--But You Didn't Do It Alone!
Boston Herald ^ | July 18, 2012 | Michael Graham

Posted on 07/18/2012 6:00:22 AM PDT by suspects

Unlike most of my fellow conservatives, I actually enjoyed President Obama’s recent speech at a fundraiser about how you’re not responsible for your life’s outcome (“If you’ve got a business — you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.”)

Why, I liked it so much I went back and listened to it in the original Cherokee (Elizabeth Warren: “Nobody in this country got rich on his own — nobody!”).

My only objection is that the focus of their comments was too narrow. The president says, “if you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help.”

He’s right, of course. But why leave out our fellow unsuccessful Americans? Don’t they count, too?

For example, when I drive into work each morning, there are always a couple of guys panhandling at the bottom of the Columbia Road off-ramp. Standing in the shade of the I-93 overpass, shaking their hand-written cardboard signs into the windshields of working, guilt-ridden commuters, they’ve got a pretty good set-up.

But they aren’t doing it alone. They’re begging for beer money beneath a highway “the rest of us paid for.” If some company hadn’t shipped all that vodka to the nearby liquor store, they wouldn’t have the cardboard to make those “I’m not gonna lie — I need money for booze” signs in the first place.

And what about all those folks living off our EBT cards?

They’re safe to buy cigarettes and lottery tickets with our cash benefits because of, to borrow Warren’s words, “police forces and fire forces the rest of us paid for.” When they use their food stamps to stock up for a weekend cookout, they “don’t have to worry that marauding bands will come and seize” the...

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: classwarfare; obama; successful

1 posted on 07/18/2012 6:00:27 AM PDT by suspects
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To: suspects

Speaking of slackers in the basement, has anyone seen the new KFC add for their chicken bites? A slacker man child is playing video games in the basement and convinces his idiot parents he is on the ball because the bites are “real chicken”. I’m just trying to wrap my head around what group of consumers that ad is aimed at.


2 posted on 07/18/2012 6:10:31 AM PDT by saganite (What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
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To: suspects
Slackers Unite?

Seriously, Obama (and "Chief" Warren) is saying ‘Rich’ should pay more. He does not expect slackers to pay, hence the omission.

3 posted on 07/18/2012 6:15:56 AM PDT by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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To: suspects

Amen!! If your MOTHER never married your FATHER and was on WELFARE, she did that with the GOVERNMENT HELPING to be an UNWED MOTHER and helped you to be raised without a father!! Thank the Government.


4 posted on 07/18/2012 6:18:35 AM PDT by Ann Archy ( ABORTION...the HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: suspects

Excellent Twist :>)


5 posted on 07/18/2012 6:23:50 AM PDT by libertarian27 (Check my profile page for the FReeper Online Cookbook 2011)
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To: suspects

6 posted on 07/18/2012 6:31:04 AM PDT by LoneStarGI (Vegetarian: Old Indian word for "BAD HUNTER.")
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To: suspects
...listened to it in the original Cherokee (Elizabeth Warren... All right, who is going to come clean the coffee off-of, out-of my keyboard! LOL Hey, wait, I didn't make this mess, someone else did!
7 posted on 07/18/2012 6:43:00 AM PDT by ThunderSleeps (Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: saganite

Yes I saw that and they made sure he was a white idiot.


8 posted on 07/18/2012 6:45:00 AM PDT by angcat (Without Valor there is no hope.)
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To: LoneStarGI

Good one over the next week I suspect we will see alot more of these funny cartoons and spots. That statement took the cake... yes the one I baked, no wait i didn’t make it the person who made the pan did and the chicken that laid the eggs.... for real this guy!


9 posted on 07/18/2012 6:45:56 AM PDT by Republic Rocker
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To: LoneStarGI

thanks for the pic it made me LOL...I’m so grateful, too long since I enjoyed a good belly laugh like that.


10 posted on 07/18/2012 7:12:00 AM PDT by exPBRrat
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To: suspects; SandRat; sickoflibs; MrB
It’s so easy to get caught up in the tale of the top earners — that 5 percent of the population who pay 59 percent of all federal income taxes but earn only 32 percent of the income.

But what about the 45 percent or so of our fellow citizens who pay zero? Shouldn’t they share the, uh, “credit,” too?

Correct me if I’m wrong here, but aren’t all these “roads we built” and “schools we paid for” and the cops and firefighters, etc. — aren’t they available for use by the rich and poor alike? Isn’t the illegal immigrant headed to pick up a government-subsidized rent voucher driving on the very same roads as the hardest-working plumber or most successful doctor?

Michael Graham - one of my new favorites... Enjoy.

11 posted on 07/18/2012 8:04:28 AM PDT by GOPJ (Political correctness is simply George Orwell's Newspeak by a non-threatening name. FR- Bernard Marx)
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RE :”But what about the 45 percent or so of our fellow citizens who pay zero? Shouldn’t they share the, uh, “credit,” too?.......
...Michael Graham - one of my new favorites... Enjoy.

This is a major subject with me, I wrote up a reply but I think I will put it in a vanity.

12 posted on 07/18/2012 8:45:06 AM PDT by sickoflibs (Romney is still a liberal. Just watch him. (Irepeal Obam-ney Care ))
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To: suspects

Obama believes that other people are responsible for the good things that people do but not bad things. Applying this reasoning: Apple Computer does not owe its success to Steven Jobs but to the prior construction of the power grid; kids flash mobbing Wallmart are not the fault of God-free schools or fatherless families; etc.


13 posted on 07/18/2012 8:55:58 AM PDT by Socon-Econ (Socon-Econ)
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To: suspects

(Book of Genesis)
Chapter 1

1
IN THE beginning G-d created the heaven and the earth.
2
Now the earth was unformed and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the spirit of G-d hovered over the face of the waters.

3
And G-d said: ‘Let there be light.’ And there was light.
4
And G-d saw the light, that it was good; and G-d divided the light from the darkness.
5
And G-d called the light Day, and the darkness He called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day.
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Way long before government was invented....


14 posted on 07/18/2012 9:14:30 AM PDT by MestaMachine (obama kills)
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To: sickoflibs

Ping me when you’re ready.


15 posted on 07/18/2012 9:20:36 AM PDT by GOPJ (Political correctness is simply George Orwell's Newspeak by a non-threatening name. FR- Bernard Marx)
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To: GOPJ; suspects; SandRat; MrB
The Politics of ‘free stuff’ and the 45% who pay no federal income taxes
16 posted on 07/18/2012 10:54:01 AM PDT by sickoflibs (Romney is still a liberal. Just watch him. (Irepeal Obam-ney Care ))
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