Racial Code Words Are EVERYWHERE, Touré!

Freeper Original Content | 8/16/2012 | by Laz A. Mataz

[B Knotts]

I don’t understand how I am not on this ping list.

It must be due to racism.

[Revolting cat!]

Anti-semiotics!

[Lazamataz]

You are the 126th Racist Customer!™

[Lazamataz]

uh oh. No good can come of THAT.

[Nevermore]

Never mind!

Nice touch, but you need a picture of the semi-senile, hard-of-hearing Emily Litella, not Rosanne Rosannadanna.
Portraying mentally-challenged Liberals as Rosanne - often annoying, but generally lucid - is giving them too much credit.

[Mom MD]

Please add me to the list

[fieldmarshaldj]

Touré is such a Monday.

[lyby]

I thought I had already “hit that”.

Please add me to your ping list.

[Slings and Arrows]

You forgot an important code word:

Is.

Evil white conservatives used it to attack the first Black president!

[Alas Babylon!]

I think that’s known as Chik-Fil-Hate...

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the chuckle, dear Laz!

[M Kehoe]

As far as I'm concerned, the race card for all Americans of African descent is over the limit, and has expired. It will not be reissued.

5.56mm

[onemiddleamerican]

It's all an enigma to me

[Liberty Valance]

Fish sticks

[lightman]

RACIST!

[Marcella]

“The problem is that ‘or’ might be a racial code word.
‘Or’ is similar to ‘oar’, and ‘oars’ are what slaves needed to work on galley ships. Slaves. See?”

So, that’s why the Democrat District Attorney used “or” to try to remove me as judge. Eureka, that’s what it was.

Well, it didn’t work and he had to run for re-election at the next election, and he LOST, and blamed me for his loss. Me - “just a grandmother trying to help her county.” That is one sentence I put in the newspaper when he was attacking me, and that county is mostly retired people and they didn’t take kindly to someone in power attacking a grandmother. He learned to leave me the hell alone.

He was an attorney but he didn’t know election law and I did. After he lost that election, he had to leave the county to find a job. He took his “or” and left.

[Marcella]

“You forgot “biscuits of hate” and “hate chicken”:0”

You are right - that was an oversight on my part. Definitely biscuits of hate and hate chicken.

[Lazamataz]

Hey! I like fish sticks!

[Lazamataz]

You are the 127rd Satisfied-But-Racist Customer!™

[deoetdoctrinae]

Darn! You're right. I can't believe I got those two confused. I always enjoyed the look on Emily's face when she looked back at the camera.

As for me thinking I know how to make a coherent post here...
Never mind.