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Twitter Hashtag #ObamaDebateExcuses - HILARIOUS!!
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| 10-4-12
| TCRLAF
Posted on 10/04/2012 9:19:21 AM PDT by tcrlaf
Some of the hilarious tweets coming in:
-Obama will blame an anti-Mormon YouTube video for tonight's debate slaughter -Quick, someone get a teleprompter! MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! -It's difficult to rehearse for a debate while you're on the back nine. I need a new caddy. -Thought I could wing it... just like I did the past 4 yrs. -My dog ate my notes. Then I ate my dog. -How can I be expected to frame a proper Straw-man argument when my opponent is in the same room? -I Got 99 Reasons and as soon as they give my teleprompter back, I'll tell you. -Hey, an empty chair beat Eastwood at a debate, I thought this would be way easier. -I was trying deliver my speech, but this guy kept contradicting me with a lot facts. Numbers too. What was that about -The MARIJUANA here in DENVER is much more potent than me & the CHOOM GANG bargained for! -"Its those damn job-killing ATMs fault" -An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts!
TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: debate; obama; romney; twitter
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More hilarious tweets coming in by the second!!
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posted on
10/04/2012 9:19:27 AM PDT
by
tcrlaf
To: tcrlaf
>> -My dog ate my notes. Then I ate my dog.
ROFL
2
posted on
10/04/2012 9:20:31 AM PDT
by
Nervous Tick
("You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.")
To: tcrlaf
If Teebow hadn`t been traded I woulda won.
3
posted on
10/04/2012 9:21:43 AM PDT
by
bunkerhill7
(yup-Who knew??)
To: tcrlaf
Romney drove coast to coast with Obama strapped on the roof!
4
posted on
10/04/2012 9:21:44 AM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(Orwell in the throes of a demonic possession could not have come up with the "tuck rule".)
To: Nervous Tick
5
posted on
10/04/2012 9:22:24 AM PDT
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Saw one that went something like: That wasn’t a debate. That was Mitt Romney strapping Obama to the roof of his car and taking him for a ride in the countryside.
6
posted on
10/04/2012 9:23:44 AM PDT
by
MissMagnolia
(Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. (M.Thatcher))
To: tcrlaf
He thinks he has a mulligan.
7
posted on
10/04/2012 9:25:02 AM PDT
by
political1
(Love your neighbors)
To: Nervous Tick
I left my koran on the plane
8
posted on
10/04/2012 9:25:39 AM PDT
by
bunkerhill7
(yup-Who knew??)
To: tcrlaf
I woulda won if I had only bowed to Mr. Romney when I shook his hand.
9
posted on
10/04/2012 9:28:01 AM PDT
by
bunkerhill7
(yup-Who knew??)
To: tcrlaf
I had HOPE before the debate but I got SHORT-CHANGED!
10
posted on
10/04/2012 9:29:51 AM PDT
by
bunkerhill7
(yup-Who knew??)
To: tcrlaf
Next time I’m sending Moochy.
To: tcrlaf
12
posted on
10/04/2012 9:30:28 AM PDT
by
GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)
To: bunkerhill7
The schnauzer he had for breakfast didn’t sit well.
13
posted on
10/04/2012 9:31:36 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: tcrlaf
I still like Al Gore’s excuse. The altitude in Denver. LOL
14
posted on
10/04/2012 9:35:39 AM PDT
by
Durbin
To: GeronL
“I didn’t debate like my lady parts depended on it.”
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posted on
10/04/2012 9:36:23 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: tcrlaf
Hard to debate when you’ve told so many lies you can’t keep the facts straight! My Muslim faith comes to mind....
To: tcrlaf
Couldn't concentrate because Chris Matthew kept sexting me
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posted on
10/04/2012 9:37:41 AM PDT
by
justlurking
(The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good WOMAN (Sgt. Kimberly Munley) with a gun)
To: MrB
The schnauzer he had for breakfast didn’t sit well.
His ruff stomach dogged him all day without paws.
18
posted on
10/04/2012 9:40:56 AM PDT
by
Renderofveils
(My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Nabokov)
To: tcrlaf
Redcloak @BrewingAle
#Obamadebateexcuses I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens.
The Briefing Room @GOPBriefingRoom
#ObamaDebateExcuses #AnthonyWeiner tweeted him a photo
LOL!
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posted on
10/04/2012 9:44:22 AM PDT
by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
To: Mad Dawgg
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