Posted on 10/04/2012 9:19:21 AM PDT by tcrlaf
Some of the hilarious tweets coming in:
-Obama will blame an anti-Mormon YouTube video for tonight's debate slaughter -Quick, someone get a teleprompter! MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! -It's difficult to rehearse for a debate while you're on the back nine. I need a new caddy. -Thought I could wing it... just like I did the past 4 yrs. -My dog ate my notes. Then I ate my dog. -How can I be expected to frame a proper Straw-man argument when my opponent is in the same room? -I Got 99 Reasons and as soon as they give my teleprompter back, I'll tell you. -Hey, an empty chair beat Eastwood at a debate, I thought this would be way easier. -I was trying deliver my speech, but this guy kept contradicting me with a lot facts. Numbers too. What was that about -The MARIJUANA here in DENVER is much more potent than me & the CHOOM GANG bargained for! -"Its those damn job-killing ATMs fault" -An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts!
I woulda won if I had had a chair
Jim Lehrer gave him more time than me...oh, wait. #ObamaDebateExcuses
Maybe the Romney camp sent Baraq a carton of Newports and he came out oxygen-deprived, LOL.
It was his lady parts.
I was a victim of debate-place violence.
If I had only secured the Colorado border, Romney couldn`a got in and I woulda won.
If the debate had been held in Gitmo, I woulda won.
If it had been Spring in Denver, I woulda won.
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner.
If I had routed the Keystone pipeline from Denver to Bejing I woulda won.
It wasn’t me, it was him, these aren’t my pants and the midget was on fire when I got here.....
RLTW.
I got Mittslapped.
Now there is #ObamaDebateHaiku
Charlie Johnson @SemperBanU
Invented the 'Net
now blames the altitude
Al Gore is smart
#ObamaDebateHaiku
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