FReeper Canteen ~ Fabulous FRiday ~ 12 October 2012

October 11, 2012 | Canteen Crew

[beachn4fun]

FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT

Showing support and boosting the morale
of our military and our allied military
and the family members of the above.
Honoring those who have served before.

Yes, it's that time of year.

Fabulous FRiday Presents
FOOTBALL FUNNIES

Join us for a few laughs.
Talk about your favorite team.

Giggles Here

Three Texans, Slim, Billy-Bob and Bubba died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, they were met by St. Peter, who explained that although it was late and God had retired for the evening, he had asked Albert Einstein to show them around so they wouldn't get bored before they met God in the morning. After Einstein had introduced himself to Slim, he asked, "By the way, Slim, what was your IQ when you were alive?"
"159", said Slim.
"Great!", said Einstein. We'll discuss my general theory of relativity and maybe a little unified field theory as I show you around."
"What an exciting opportunity!", said Slim.
Einstein then introduced himself to Billy-Bob, and when he was done he said, "Tell me, Billy-Bob - what was your IQ when you were alive?"
"141", said Billy-Bob.
"Good," said Einstein. "If you'd like, we can discuss a little mathematics and philosophy as I point out the heavenly sights."
"Nothing I'd like better!" was Billy-Bob's reply.
After Einstein had introduced himself to Bubba, he asked, "What was your IQ when you were alive, Bubba?"
"58" said Bubba.
Punching him on the arm, Einstein said, "Hey, Bubba - How 'bout them Cowboys!"

How do you tear an American male away from his new date?
Turn on a football game on the TV.

What Is The Difference Between A Lawyer And A Football?
You Only Get Three Points When You Kick The Football Between The Uprights.

Where do quarterbacks go when they get old? Out to pass-ture.

What do you call a lineman's kids?
Chips off the old blocker.

Hope you enjoyed tonight's game.

Go Team Go!!

Remember, the Canteen is a family friendly place.
We welcome the military, our allies, and their families.
Continued prayers for the success and completion of your mission.
Prayers for your safe return home.

[SandRat]

I like that mouse.

[SandRat]

Fab Frida yay. No more election debates for a few days, so FR will work.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good evening/morning, Mayor, on this trying FR “day”. Thanks for today’s sustenance for body and soul.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning, ML...((HUGS))...I tried to watch, but I was afraid I would hurt my tv.

Rude and obnoxious to the max...it was disgusting.

You and Linda have a great Friday.

[E.G.C.]

A very pleasant good morning to everyone at the Canteen and to all our military at home and abroad. Thanks for your service to our country.

((HUGS))Good morning, Kathy. How's it going?

[E.G.C.]

((HUGS))Good morning, Beach. How’s it going?

[Kathy in Alaska]

I tried to watch, but it was awful...I am appalled at the demeanor/actions/manners of a vice-president, ANY vice-president.

Instead, I helped get my Dad up, get some food in him, and make him do some laps with his walker. When I got back to my computer I promptly feel asleep. LOL!

[HiTech RedNeck]

What a team. Big Ears with the fraud filled past, and Lord Haw-Haw who only cares about scoring one even if it’s with a rotten t*rd.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Hello Veterans, wherever you are!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

[Kathy in Alaska]

And in first....Mac grabs the gold!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

And in second....Nana Hope snags the silver!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

And rounding out the top three....Hawaii bags the bronze!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

God Bless you good, Mac. Good night and rest well. Thanks for helping honor our troops, past and present.
Thank you for your service to our country.

It only took me forever to get this posted.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, mountainlion....if ever our Nation needed major prayer.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Sending the Coast Guard with pumps to help out.

[Kathy in Alaska]

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning/afternoon/evening/night Troops, wherever you are.

Thank you for doing your part to help keep all of us free and safe.

Thanks, unique, for the pastries.

Coffee is always on........

How about a donut?

Cookies?

Veggies?

Sandwich?

[Kathy in Alaska]

God bless and keep safe our troops worldwide.

Good night.

Statler Brothers ~ How Great Thou Art

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning, HiTech....what a pair. It was appalling, and so embarrassing to our country.