Police Chief Recovering After Eating Entire Cake Laced With Pot

10tv.com ^ | 4/12/13 | Josh Poland

[OKRA2012]

LAURELVILLE, Ohio - The Hocking County Sheriff's office is trying to get to the bottom of who is responsible for drugging Laurelville Police Chief Mike Berkemeier.

Berkemeier says the problem began Easter Sunday when he ate some cake sitting on his kitchen counter.

”I got up in the morning and ate it -- the entire thing,” he said.

[Paladin2]

The WOD hits home.

[Hodar]

I live in a very friendly neighborhood, and it’s not uncommon to find a plate of cookies, or some banana bread or even a loaf of whole wheat bread in front of our door. We return the favor, naturally - cookies, pie, apples from our yard - etc.

But, we ALWAYS include our name when we drop food off; and we ALWAYS find out who the food came from before we eat it ourselves. If we can’t determine where the food came from, it goes from our front porch into the garbage can.

There are evil people in the world, and this is a very simple, basic rule that even a child should know. I find it staggering that a Sheriff would do this. This basic level of common sense being overlooked makes me question his ability to perform the most basic part doing his job effectively - like cleaning his pistol or driving his car. If my Grandkids pulled this stunt, I would give them h*ll. As an adult .... to say he should have known better is a gross understatement.

[casque of unknown liquid]

I can’t find out what kind of cake this was, but I wonder if it wasn’t a chocolate one to hide the drugs.

Does he have any teens at home? If so, there you go.

[null and void]

Welcome to FR.

Eating an entire chocolate cake? Now it makes sense...

[Shimmer1]

Maybe it was a CHOCOLATE cake!

[null and void]

LOL! See post above yours...

[gunsequalfreedom]

The question is, why was the guy eating cake in the morning...and a whole cake. Something sounds unbelievable with this story.

[TigersEye]

They hid it in the bacon. I had no chance!

[Shimmer1]

oops. didn’t read the entire thread before i posted.

[null and void]

Bill Cosby, cake for breakfast...

[Revolting cat!]

I'll try again.
The Chief should of stuck to dognuts!

[gunsequalfreedom]

Read the story...friend of his daughter brought the cake over. Still does not explain why he ate a whole cake in the morning

[Telepathic Intruder]

He ate the whole thing? For breakfast? First of all, there's no excuse for that. But in fact, sometime back in high school I once smoked way way way too much pot. I can only say it's not fun being that stoned, with nothing you can do about it except wait for it to wear off.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

“Still does not explain why he ate a whole cake in the morning”

Probably ate one piece and a little while later said to hisself “ damn I got the munchies”.

[LADY J]

"Better bring in the FBI to solve this tough case."

But he ate the evidence!!

[yldstrk]

my guess? The Chief was stoned out of his gourd from eating the cake he made earlier and the councilman came over and said what the hell is that mater with you and the Chief came up with “uh dunno musta been laced with something,that’s it, I have been poisoned”

[mylife]

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

[laplata]

Nothing like have the munchies while developing the munchies.

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BINGO!

[mylife]

My guess is he got popped on a pee test and commenced to making stuff up.

[mylife]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiGYMe1d7No