Posted on 05/02/2013 12:41:59 PM PDT by onyx
Friends and associates of President Barack Hussein Obama who are frequent visitors to the White House have noticed that a certain food item has been removed from the kitchen, and has not been available for some time.
Bacon.
Yes bacon, a food that is loved by 97.5% of all Americans is no longer on the menu for visitors to Obama’s kitchen, and has been quietly banned. No one is sure when it all happened, but bacon has disappeared from the White House.
Press secretary Art Carney, who often dines with President Obama during late night and early morning cover-up meetings, confirmed the abscence of the crispy pork product, saying, “I remember bacon… that was a long time ago.”
Hillary Rodham Clinton, who is currently under a doctor’s care for health issues dealing with her brain, could not recall the last time she shared bacon with the President, and joked, “At this point what does it matter,” while pointing to her ever expanding waistline.
Rodham Clinton, a Wellesley College graduate and former lawyer at the Rose Law firm, real estate investor with Whitewater Development, First Lady of Arkansas, First Lady of the United States, U.S. Senator from New York and U.S. Secretary of State is most famous in Washington D.C. for throwing lavish Arkansas style pig roasting parties at the White House during the 1990′s for her homesick husband Bill Clinton, in an attempt to make “Bubba” feel more at home.
“When George Bush was elected and his family moved into the White House, they had to wait a full week for all the Clinton pork grease to be removed from the kitchen and barbecue grills,” said a White House maintenance worker. “Now my job cleaning the White House stoves, ovens and grills is much easier since pork is no longer served.”
Tha Palookaville Post has learned that not all forms of bacon have been banned from Obama’s White House, and over 108 tons of turkey bacon was consumed by the Obama family and Democrat visitors last year, which helps to verify the old Muslim adage, “You are what you eat.”
Obama family doctors have confirmed that no one in the family is allergic to pork, and the President’s advisers don’t believe he is hiding the hatred of pork products to avoid the same problems that President George H.W. Bush had after he openly expressed his distaste for broccoli.
So without President Obama coming out and addressing the pork issue with the American people, the world may never know why bacon has been banned from the first family’s table.
(If you are concerned about the White House bacon ban and its effects on the U.S. pork industry, please call the White House at 202-456-1111, and ask President Obama to explain his aggressive ban on bacon.)
Zeke
My guess is obama could give a flip about religions and about eating or not eating pork. I get amused when people claim he is some sort of devout muslim. Based on what is reported about Obama he appears to be an agnostic and consummate politician. He favors muslims for political reasons, his background or whatever reason. He might be a cultural muslim. He may even not eat pork because he was raised that way and just doesn’t do it for cultural reasons. but that’s different from devout muslim and not eating pork because it breaks some religious rule. I see no evidence he practices any religion. He needs no God. Obama thinks he IS God.
Be still my heart.
I think you’re the one who originally made that comment about cultural islam. That’s about as astute an assessment about Obama’s “faith” system as I’ve read. I would not doubt for one second that’s exactly how he rolls.
Now why even bring that up...?
t that Obama loved bacon and that they were going to get a dog.
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What a NASTY turn of events that turned out to be.
He keeps the PIG as a pet and the DOG was the main course for dinner.
LOL.
Sounds like she was likely telling lies.
Obama comes to the Iowa State Fair and pals with the head of the Iowa Pork Producers and no one notices him substituting beef for pork. OK, sure.
LOL.
Is this true?
Have anything to do with trying to help the Ft Hood murderer, letting Americans die in Benghazi, not condemning the Boston bombers, him pronouncing arabic like a native ... you know the rest
Is it because he’s a Muslim or just that it’s too fatty to make the grade in Moochelle’s health food purge?
Hard to say.
That’s not bacon.
That’s dog.
Thanks, now I am hungry and supper is not until 7.
hehe
You can tell cuz he eats pork real gingerly (taqqiya for the sake of Allah and all), but the the dog, ooh baby, he smacks his lips and gobbles it down!
No. It’s perfectly plain from his school days that Obama is trained as a “Mengaji”, that is - an imam. The lowest of the islamic clerics.
Her can lie whenever he wants. And muslims are allowed lying about anything whatsoever, and to do whetever they want, to get from A to B.
“Has Bacon Been Banned From the White House?”
I don’t know about bacon, but Manchelle has a lot of lard in her fat arse!
I’m not sure, but it’s possible.
The Marxist was raised in Muslim schools in Indonesia.
LOL.
Right. I think he’s a Moslem.
ROTFLOL.
You’re right!
If one prefers, bacon can be considered on a case by case basis to be outside the usual system of meals. Hence you can eat bacon now without feeling guilt regarding your supper at 7.
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