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Woman missing in Washington after going on naked 'spiritual quest' with nothing but a fanny pack
UK Daily Mail ^
| 6/11/13
| Anna Sanders
Posted on 06/12/2013 9:39:28 PM PDT by Baynative
Authorities are searching for a Washington woman who was last seen walking away from a campground in nothing but a fanny pack to go on a 'spiritual quest'.
Maureen Kelly, 19, went missing early Sunday night from the Canyon Creek Campground in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest in southwest Washington, according to KPTV.
A friend told the Skamania County Sheriff's office that Kelly left the campsite to go on a naked 'spiritual quest' with nothing but a fanny pack, but she never returned.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: hiker; naked; spiritual
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All I can add is this is Washington...
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posted on
06/12/2013 9:39:28 PM PDT
by
Baynative
To: Just Lori; Libertina; Lexinom; horatio; freebird5850; Horatio Gates; Ramius; HairOfTheDog; ...
WA Ping
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posted on
06/12/2013 9:40:02 PM PDT
by
Baynative
(Lord, keep one hand on my shoulder and the other over my mouth.)
To: Baynative
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posted on
06/12/2013 9:44:39 PM PDT
by
kcvl
To: Baynative
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posted on
06/12/2013 9:45:52 PM PDT
by
1066AD
To: Baynative
“She had talked about doing this spiritual quest for evidently quite some time. The folks that she was with, they felt that this was something she needed to do,” Undersheriff Dave Cox told ABC News.
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posted on
06/12/2013 9:46:49 PM PDT
by
kcvl
To: Baynative
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posted on
06/12/2013 9:47:40 PM PDT
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: Baynative
[ left the campsite to go on a naked ‘spiritual quest’]
Well.... she achieved her goal. She is probably now a ‘spirit’. Probably talking to God face to face at this moment.
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posted on
06/12/2013 9:48:58 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(The monsters are due on Maple Street)
Egats. Ignorant to the predators.
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posted on
06/12/2013 9:49:05 PM PDT
by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
To: 1066AD
Bride of Bigfoot ?D. B. Cooper's new main squeeze...
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posted on
06/12/2013 9:52:00 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
To: Baynative
Maybe the mother ship beamed her up.
Seriously, I hope she is found alive and unharmed.
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posted on
06/12/2013 9:52:08 PM PDT
by
informavoracious
(We're being "punished" with Stanley Ann's baby. Obamacare: shovel-ready healthcare.)
To: Baynative
I can see it now.
Maureen: “God, you created us naked. I was only trying to be closer to you. Why did you let them kill me? Why didn’t you do something?
GOD: “Yes, I created you naked. But I also created cotton.”
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posted on
06/12/2013 9:52:32 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(The monsters are due on Maple Street)
To: Baynative
She should have been found by now... something is fishy if this youngster is still missing.
TT
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posted on
06/12/2013 9:54:52 PM PDT
by
TexasTransplant
(Idiocracy used to just be a Movie... Live every day as your last...one day you will be right)
To: Baynative
So, if she had been talking about doing this “spiritual quest” for a long time, wouldn’t someone have an idea of how long this quest was intended to be? One hour? One month?
To: Baynative
Woman missing in Washington after going on naked 'spiritual quest' with nothing but a fanny pack Not to ignore the seriousness of her being missing, but the headline provides the opening of about 1,000 jokes!
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posted on
06/12/2013 9:56:35 PM PDT
by
DustyMoment
(Congress - another name for anti-American criminals!!)
To: Baynative
Maybe she was planning on tiptoeing through the tulips naked?
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posted on
06/12/2013 9:57:03 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(IÂ’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
To: Baynative
She’s toast by now. It has been cold and wet with the temps in the 40’s at night. A nekkid girl loaded on ‘shrooms won’t last long...sad. There’s a Darwin Award nomination here.
To: Mastador1
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posted on
06/12/2013 9:57:26 PM PDT
by
DustyMoment
(Congress - another name for anti-American criminals!!)
To: DustyMoment
Does this fanny pack make my butt look big?
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posted on
06/12/2013 9:57:48 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(IÂ’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
To: 1066AD
It’s possible she came across old Sasquatch and lost a match of Papers, Rocks, and Scissors to him?
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posted on
06/12/2013 9:59:03 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(IÂ’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
To: Baynative
They tracked her through the canyon to a road. Could be she was abducted.
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posted on
06/12/2013 10:01:31 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
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