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MICROSOFT DEVELOPING 'SMART BRA' TO REDUCE EMOTIONAL OVEREATING
Breitbart/Drudge ^
| 6 Dec 2013
Posted on 12/06/2013 10:46:25 PM PST by shove_it
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posted on
12/06/2013 10:46:25 PM PST
by
shove_it
To: shove_it
Next up, The Talking Bra.
To: shove_it
So does it hook in the front or the back?
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posted on
12/06/2013 10:48:34 PM PST
by
Sgt_Schultze
(A half-truth is a complete lie)
To: lee martell
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posted on
12/06/2013 10:48:50 PM PST
by
shove_it
(long ago Orwell and Rand warned us of ObamaÂ’s America)
To: shove_it
Anyone that stupid needs to croak!
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posted on
12/06/2013 10:52:55 PM PST
by
dalereed
To: shove_it
The practical question: Machine washable or dry clean only?
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posted on
12/06/2013 10:57:26 PM PST
by
NautiNurse
(Obama sends U.S. Marines to pick up his dog & basketballs. Benghazi? Nope.)
To: NautiNurse
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posted on
12/06/2013 11:24:38 PM PST
by
shove_it
(long ago Orwell and Rand warned us of ObamaÂ’s America)
To: shove_it
Am still waiting for the "smart jockstrap."
Regards,
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posted on
12/07/2013 12:20:42 AM PST
by
alexander_busek
(Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
To: shove_it
I initially read that headline as “... To Reduce Emotional OverHEATing”
LOL... Leave it to Microsoft to put smart tech in a bra, and claim it has nothing to do with boobies. Right, guys.
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posted on
12/07/2013 12:59:59 AM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: alexander_busek
> Am still waiting for the “smart jockstrap.”
It will no doubt be a lot smarter than what’s IN the jockstrap....
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posted on
12/07/2013 1:02:14 AM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: shove_it
You gotta love a company with a couple of dimwitted liberals at the helm. They took the watchword INNOVATE and passed it among all the company’s free-thinkers, human factors, and marketing team and they came up with this.
I’d bet a dollar, one of the geeks had one beer to many and he saw a real pair and thought “Boobies!” Hence the bra dealy.
You’d think after Windows 8, they’d at least have some humility and get back to writing software that asks you a million times “are you sure you want to do that?” every time you push a button or click a mouse.
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posted on
12/07/2013 2:22:48 AM PST
by
Gaffer
To: shove_it
What does it do, gently massage the contents and play around with them and make the owner forget about food?
To: shove_it
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posted on
12/07/2013 4:30:02 AM PST
by
AHerald
("Do not fear, only believe." - Mark 5:36)
To: AHerald
What’s next? Smart panties?
To: shove_it
There could very easily be a public health grant in this. You get to work with boobs and get money from the state for fighting obesity.
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posted on
12/07/2013 7:03:54 AM PST
by
tbw2
To: shove_it
Does it report direct to the NSA?
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posted on
12/07/2013 7:05:22 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
To: Gaffer
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posted on
12/07/2013 7:32:34 AM PST
by
shove_it
(long ago Orwell and Rand warned us of ObamaÂ’s America)
To: shove_it
Who is the marketing genius that signed off on this, lol? Sounds highly sexist. Probably not much fun developing a moob version, but the PC harridans are going to shred them if there isn’t one.
To: shove_it
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posted on
12/07/2013 8:24:22 AM PST
by
Rebelbase
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To: shove_it
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posted on
12/07/2013 8:34:52 AM PST
by
tomkat
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