Phillip Morris Introduces Marlboro Marijuana Cigarettes (Satire)

Abril Uno ^ | January 21, 2014 | Akoy Ciraulo

[EveningStar]

Phillip Morris, the world's biggest cigarette producer, announced today that they will join the marijuana legalization bandwagon and start producing marijuana cigarettes. Marketed under the brand "Marlboro M", the cigarettes will be made available for sale through marijuana-licensed outlets in the state of Colorado, and the state of Washington when it becomes commercially legal there later this year.

[Mister Da]

Ain’t gonna happen.

Marijuana loses potency once it is ground up. No pot smoker is gonna buy pot that was ground up & made into cigarettes weeks ago.

Freshness is everything.

[Ken H]

This no doubt caused a few drug warriors to reach for a drink! I know it's a parody, but I never understood why people think Big Tobacco would get involved in the marijuana industry.

Local Mom & Pop grow operations can supply all the weed anyone could ever smoke. Big Tobacco would also be subject to a state's regulation of the product. Good luck selling them in a CO pot shop.

[clearcarbon]

The companion brand in the designer package.

[Organic Panic]

“Virgina Fatties”

[mountainlion]

Denver, Whine stoned liberals.

[mylife]

LOL!!!

♫ Like a whine stone cowboy...♪