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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love ‘Climate Change’
PJ Media ^ | 2-17-2014 | Roger L. Simon

Posted on 02/17/2014 8:36:39 AM PST by smoothsailing

February 16, 2014

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love ‘Climate Change’

Roger L. Simon

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You could only laugh when John Kerry doubled-down on “climate change” in a speech in Indonesia over the weekend, calling global warming as great a threat to humanity as terrorism and WMDs. Laugh bleakly, that is.

Why had our secretary of State, whom even Wikipedia describes as having been a mediocre student and who has no discernible background in science and technology (other than being able to windsurf), settled on “climate change” as his cause célèbre of the moment?

Well, things are probably not going so well on the Iran nuclear deal or on the Israeli-Palestinian peace agreement, if current reports are anywhere near correct. (Ditto on the economy and healthcare fronts — not his purview, but still…). So what’s a fellow to do?

The great thing about “climate change” armageddon talk is that no one can prove you wrong, unless you’re like Al Gore and start to make short run predictions. But no one’s likely to make that mistake again.

No, “climate change” makes, or should make, a perfect distraction. And right now liberalism needs a distraction, preferably one that gets people and nations to cough up money.

Unfortunately (or really fortunately), the money-collecting part won’t be so easy. Even a few liberal audiences, religious fanatics though they may be, are beginning to smell a rat, not that you will hear too many say it out loud. That would be an admission that could start some serious and dangerous unraveling.

Still, even some high-level folks at the British Met Office, considered by many to be command and control for the warmists, are evincing a little skepticism, but don’t tell Kerry. He’s busy saving the world, with no time to read web sites like Watts Up With That.

And in Kerry’s case he has even more reason to emphasize climate armageddon over nuclear armageddon. He and his boss are about to allow Iran to have a real weapon of mass destruction. Better to downplay it. After all, it’s only an atomic bomb, Dr. Strangelove. How many people can that kill compared to a horrific weather event? Just because Katrina only resulted in an estimated 1500 deaths and 135,000 died in Hiroshima doesn’t mean it’s always going to be like that. And just because current thermonuclear weapons are exponentially more powerful than the Hiroshima original — the first atomic bombs were the equivalent of 20,000 tons of TNT, today’s hydrogen bombs 10,000,000 tons of TNT – doesn’t mean the mullahs are going to be anywhere close to that for at least five years.

So relax. The real problem confronting humanity is “climate change.” That’s what we all have to focus on. And, if early word on the motion picture Noah is correct, it’s also overpopulation and environmental degradation by you profligate humans. So do as Dr. Strangelove (and Slim Pickens, for that matter) and stop worrying about the Iranian bomb. It’s “climate change,” stupid. Open your wallets, listen to Lord Kerry, and bombs away.


TOPICS: Extended News; Foreign Affairs; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: climatechange; johneffingkerry; kerry

1 posted on 02/17/2014 8:36:39 AM PST by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

Yeah, both the Kenyan Marxist and his White House spokes-kid were using the term recently.

In the face of this hard winter, don’t they know how stupid they look?

Having killed their own reservoirs, the CA “drought” is largely a RAT-made disaster. (terrorism)


2 posted on 02/17/2014 8:42:44 AM PST by ROCKLOBSTER (Celebrate "Republicans Freed the Slaves" Month.)
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To: smoothsailing

We were forced to give up light bulbs, and yet we are always lectured that its not enough.

David Gregory says it would require much pain now for a better future, to Marsha Blackburn

And we can keep our doctors too.


3 posted on 02/17/2014 8:42:59 AM PST by sickoflibs (Obama : 'Any path to US citizenship for illegals HERE is a special path to it ')
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To: smoothsailing

I can survive in hot dust bowls, or we can survive in Arctic tundras, but I cannot live in a world without freedom.


4 posted on 02/17/2014 8:43:02 AM PST by MNDude
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To: smoothsailing

At the start of the “Glo-Bull” warming scare around 1997, the jonquils came up through the ground on Jan 5, earlier than I have ever seen them.

This year the jonquils poked their heads through the ground on Feb 14, about when they would normally come up.


5 posted on 02/17/2014 8:56:26 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: smoothsailing
The ironic thing is that we've always had "climate change." Well before humans started populating the earth, we've had ice ages, for example. Most of North America was covered under thick sheets of ice at least several times and shall be again - with or without us (the human race).

At some point, probably in about 5 billion years, our sun will run out of fuel. But not before turning into a "red giant" and vaporizing the earth with intense heat (before cooling into a white dwarf). Now there's your global warming right there.

6 posted on 02/17/2014 9:00:52 AM PST by SamAdams76
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To: smoothsailing

I can “gaaranteee” you that my very liberal sis in law in Minneapolis would give her eye teeth right now for a little bit of global warming.


7 posted on 02/17/2014 9:01:36 AM PST by biff (WAS)
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To: smoothsailing
You know what's even worse? The politicians and talking heads are only proposing "punishments" for the time being: excessive taxes on individuals and businesses, the ludicrus need for purchasing and dealing with "carbon credits," compliance for energy reduction and consumption, and the endless need to deal with ideas like recycling and the purchase of expensive light bulbs.

But what's the plan for "correcting" the global warming? Are we so presumptuous to believe that we can do things as people, to alter our climate? What things do we measure to tell if any such proposal is producing a more ideal climate? This is the ultimate liberal fantasy--a never-ending premise that gives them power over taxation, power over energy and consumption policies, and power over everyone's lives. This includes farming, transportation, where we live and commute, and how we conduct business.

8 posted on 02/17/2014 9:18:27 AM PST by Lou L (Health "insurance" is NOT the same as health "care")
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To: smoothsailing
The national debt will have a greater impact on my life than global warming. I don't give a Shiite about global warming...even if it existed.
9 posted on 02/17/2014 9:26:15 AM PST by Cowboy Bob (They are called "Liberals" because the word "parasite" was already taken.)
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To: SamAdams76
The ironic thing is that we've always had "climate change." Well before humans started populating the earth, we've had ice ages, for example. Most of North America was covered under thick sheets of ice at least several times and shall be again - with or without us (the human race).

It's not "ironic," it's disgraceful. It's disgraceful people are so poorly educated about basic scientific facts they can be easily mislead by arrogant dolts like Gore, Kerry and the UN's IPCC. Of course that lack of education is by design, not accident.

Here's a reality check: Americans are so scientifically brain-dead that 26% believe the sun revolves around Earth. With that level of ignorance, Pied Pipers for selfish "causes" are lined up around the block, eager to lead the lambs to slaughter.

10 posted on 02/17/2014 9:30:58 AM PST by Bernard Marx
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To: smoothsailing
See also:

CRISES IN CLIMATOLOGY

11 posted on 02/17/2014 9:46:16 AM PST by CedarDave (Obama - "That's the good thing as a President, I can do whatever I want" (02/10/14 declaration))
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To: smoothsailing
And in Kerry’s case he has even more reason to emphasize climate armageddon over nuclear armageddon. He and his boss are about to allow Iran to have a real weapon of mass destruction. Better to downplay it.

Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize for talking about nuclear non-proliferation and then set the stage for Iran to get the bomb. Way to go, Nobel!

12 posted on 02/17/2014 9:55:00 AM PST by pepsi_junkie (Who is John Galt?)
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To: smoothsailing
Kerry ALMOST got it right.

He should’ve said, “believing in the man made global warming hoax and making laws about it are as great a threat to humanity as terrorism and WMDs.”

13 posted on 02/17/2014 10:19:26 AM PST by PATRIOT1876
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To: pepsi_junkie
Kerry's hoping for a Peace Prize for promoting Anti-Science.
14 posted on 02/17/2014 10:21:14 AM PST by PATRIOT1876
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To: SamAdams76

If it wasn’t for “climate change”, I would never be able to root for my Pittsburgh Pirates. No Spring Training, No Grapefruit League, No Boys of Summer. What a drag the world would be without climate change.


15 posted on 02/17/2014 10:43:02 AM PST by smoothsailing
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To: biff

I’m in Pennsylvania and I’m getting a sore back from shoveling all this global warming out of my driveway.


16 posted on 02/17/2014 10:46:11 AM PST by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing
Why had our secretary of State, whom even Wikipedia describes as having been a mediocre student and who has no discernible background in science and technology (other than being able to windsurf), settled on “climate change” as his cause célèbre of the moment?

It looks like Kerry is inside the "low information" voter group, like most, if not all, Democrats.

17 posted on 02/17/2014 12:28:47 PM PST by olezip (Time obliterates the fictions of opinion and confirms the decisions of nature. ~ Cicero)
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