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Viking Kitties Laid Off, to be Replaced with Fleet of Drones
4/1/2014
| Admin Moderator
Posted on 04/01/2014 10:16:31 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
The Free Republic moderator staff today announced a major shakeup in the staffing at FR - no longer will the Viking Kitties be called upon to finish off trolls.
"We decided that we should embrace 21st Century Technology instead of just getting all Medieval on trolls" Admin Moderator was quoted as saying. "Yeah, drones aren't cute and cuddly when not frying trolls, but you don't have to scoop the litterbox with drones."
"We did extensive field testing of Chaotic Moon drones on Sidebar Moderator. They worked swimmingly and put Sidebar on the deck every time, although he hasn't quite been his usual self since. With hindsight, maybe 20 80,000 volt tests were a few too many."
Admin Moderator expects the first live use of drones to happen within a few days.
TOPICS: Extended News; Free Republic; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; kittyping; sendinthedrones; uav; vikingkitties
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To: Admin Moderator
Noooooooooo! I love the kittehs
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posted on
04/01/2014 10:19:01 AM PDT
by
Nifster
To: Admin Moderator
How about you guys program some drones to deliver popcorn to the rest of us to enhance our zot experience?
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posted on
04/01/2014 10:19:31 AM PDT
by
Homer_J_Simpson
("Every nation has the government that it deserves." - Joseph de Maistre (1753-1821))
To: Admin Moderator
This change will probably have the same effect on the numbers of monthly contributors to FR.
To: Admin Moderator
About darn time FR got into the 21st century. While you are at it, how about equipping all trolls with micro chips when they register so they can be cut off if a confrontation occurs?
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posted on
04/01/2014 10:19:51 AM PDT
by
ArtDodger
To: Admin Moderator
That’s apropos, considering a significant number of trolls tend to drone.
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posted on
04/01/2014 10:20:21 AM PDT
by
Hoffer Rand
(Bear His image. Bring His message. Be the Church.)
To: Admin Moderator
7
posted on
04/01/2014 10:20:46 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Admin Moderator
And just what do you think will happen when SkyNet - and it's drones - becomes "self-aware"?
You're helping to usher in the Terminator, if I may be so BOLD.....
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posted on
04/01/2014 10:21:16 AM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: Admin Moderator
Uh oh, now I really have to watch what I post! Oh the hugh manatee! This is series, really!
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posted on
04/01/2014 10:21:32 AM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Being deceived can be cured.)
To: Admin Moderator
10
posted on
04/01/2014 10:21:37 AM PDT
by
Nepeta
To: Admin Moderator
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posted on
04/01/2014 10:22:10 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Admin Moderator
Why are you replacing the kitties with male bees?
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posted on
04/01/2014 10:22:43 AM PDT
by
eldoradude
(How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?)
To: Admin Moderator
May I have an upgrade to the standard n00b beeber that I was issued when I signed up? This model beeber doesn’t have a setting for drones. :(
Pretty please?
13
posted on
04/01/2014 10:24:21 AM PDT
by
BuckeyeTexan
(There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind. ~Steve Earle)
To: Admin Moderator
Save the Viking Kitties! Their historical significance cannot be ignored!
14
posted on
04/01/2014 10:27:18 AM PDT
by
paulcissa
(The first requirement of Liberalism is to stand on your head and tell the world they're upside down)
To: Nifster
15
posted on
04/01/2014 10:27:46 AM PDT
by
murrie
(Mark Levin: Prosecuting stupidity nightly.)
To: Admin Moderator
Nooooo, please don’t retire the kitties!
They are a freerepublic icon
_^.^_
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posted on
04/01/2014 10:29:22 AM PDT
by
WildHighlander57
((WildHighlander57, returning after lurking since 2000)
To: BuckeyeTexan
Here ya go:
To: Admin Moderator
Bieber is stuned!.................
18
posted on
04/01/2014 10:29:55 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(LIberal is an oxymoron......................)
To: Admin Moderator
That's right, you go right ahead and do that... then the
TEXAS Chapter of FR is going to be deciding what's up around here and "rain the metal pain." /h
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posted on
04/01/2014 10:29:56 AM PDT
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
($1.84 - The price of a gallon of gas on Jan. 20th, 2009.)
To: Admin Moderator
Dog lovers are elated!!!! Woof.
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