Posted on 04/22/2014 9:38:24 AM PDT by tom h
Dear Baby Clinton-Mezvinsky:
Welcome to advanced gestation! Since you’re new around here, I thought you’d like to know a little bit about what makes you so special. The reason is, you’re going to live your whole life in make-believe!
Do you know the fairy stories about a princess in a castle? Well, you get to be that real-life prince or princess, in a real-life castle where Mommy Chelsea is also a princess, Grandma is about to be crowned Queen, and Grandpa Bill is a retired ex-King with lots of helpful advice on ruling the kingdom ...
When you’re a teenager, you may start getting strange invitations from Grandpa Bill ...
The best part of your make-believe Clinton-Mezvinsky life is that people will pretend you’re good at things ...
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Great article! I take back all I said about the NY Post being a sensation-seeking rag written for illiterates who can barely read.
This is good satire.
And not only that, your grandmother and grandfather who got into politics to help others, are now WORTH OVER $100 MILLION.
Oh My! So NAUGHTY!
hehehe.
The media is all happy about this, because they know it will make hillary look good. They will do all they can to turn hillary into a likeable, sweet grandmother who bakes cookies for the kids.
Contrast this with the mean treatment they reserved for Sarah Palin’s kids.
Oh, and now the “fetus” is a celebrity. But I thought it was just a mass of cells.
You mean Chelsea isn’t being ‘punished with a baby’?
And barely a peep from the MSM when Jenna gave birth and GW became a grandfather almost exactly one year ago this month.
I can’t get over the fact that the daughter uglier than the family dog found a Jew-daddy, that the family approved of.
( I know it sounds base, but the Clintons were never pro-Israel, either.)
If the nation follows its current path to disaster you should consider finding another country to live in and raise a family.
Chelsea is 35 years old; which is, I believe, used to be the threshold age of pregnancy for Downs’ syndrome births.
http://www.medhelp.org/search?query=down%27s+syndrome+pregnancy+at+35+risks
Presidential exploration bid committee being formed as we speak.
Dear spawn of satan 2 dont ever forget your grandmom killed your biological granddad so watch your back and try not to get tangled in all the strings that will be attached to your limbs at birth.
Her name when discussing her henceforth should be Granny Clinton.
If you want to use her full name, that would be Benghazi Granny Clinton.
Looks like Webster is about to become a grandpa....
Does anyone remember the smiling guy that was the trademark for Steeplechase Park in Coney Island? CCM has a striking resemblance.
Yes, 35 was the measure, yet I’ve met younger and older mothers of down syndrome children. I know a family whose first child had downs and the younger 4 didn’t. So while it seems age plays a factor, it certainly isn’t the only factor.
Yeah, it’s a little strange to hear leftists refer to this “clump of cells” as an unborn “child”.
Holy crap, Chelsea’s father is not webb hubble. It’s Edger Bergen’s other dummy, not Charlie.
Nope, Edger Bergen’s other dummy.
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