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The Bear Is a Little Too Loose
nationalreview.com ^ | 7/11/2014 | Jim Geraghty

Posted on 07/12/2014 8:38:35 AM PDT by rktman

The following is transcribed from intercepted U.S. Secret Service radio communications. Really, trust us.

Unidentified Secret Service Agent One: Gnawhide One to Formaldehyde Two. The bear is loose. Repeat, the bear is loose. Over.

Unidentified Secret Service Agent Two: Check that, Gnawhide One. If you’re referring to the president, please remember that POTUS’s code name is “Renegade.”

USSA1: POTUS and Valerie Jarrett have made clear he wants to be called “The Bear” now.

(Excerpt) Read more at nationalreview.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: humor
A little humor for Saturday morning. Maybe.
1 posted on 07/12/2014 8:38:35 AM PDT by rktman
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To: rktman

Bear (gay culture)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_%28gay_culture%29


2 posted on 07/12/2014 8:40:29 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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To: rktman
The Bear is loose

It's hard not to think scatalogically when that is applied to Obama. Think this guy on too much ExLax.


3 posted on 07/12/2014 8:41:40 AM PDT by Paine in the Neck (Socialism consumes EVERYTHING)
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To: rktman

Probably too loose in the caboose...


4 posted on 07/12/2014 8:48:08 AM PDT by Hoosier-Daddy ( "It is not our job to protect the people from the consequences of their political choices.")
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To: rktman

Boulder Colorado has many bears the capture and turn loose in other counties. The bears then invade other cities like Ft Collins. This week they killed a bear in Ft Collins. She ought to visit Ft Collins.


5 posted on 07/12/2014 8:58:23 AM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: cripplecreek

Oh you mean Mooch???


6 posted on 07/12/2014 9:10:01 AM PDT by Nifster
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To: cripplecreek
Bear (gay culture)

I always thought it was weird that Yogi and BooBoo hung out together so much.

7 posted on 07/12/2014 9:11:06 AM PDT by seowulf (Cogito cogito, ergo cogito sum. Cogito.---Ambrose Bierce)
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To: rktman

Putin must laugh at that description of the man child!


8 posted on 07/12/2014 9:11:45 AM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion ( "I didn't leave the Central Oligarchy Party. It left me." - Ronaldus Maximus)
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To: cripplecreek

You don’t know how annoying that is.

I am going to be in a bad mood all day and maybe longer just because you wrote that and because I clicked on the link. When I call a man a big bear, I am certainly not saying he is a homosexual. And when I draw a rainbow, I am not showing solidarity with homosexuals.


9 posted on 07/12/2014 9:18:15 AM PDT by petitfour
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To: rktman
POTUS and Valerie Jarrett have made clear he wants to be called “The Bear” now.

Putin must find this hilarious. Sometimes I wonder if one of Obama's goals is to make Putin laugh.

10 posted on 07/12/2014 9:21:57 AM PDT by Leaning Right (Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
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To: rktman

That is not even funny now that I read all of it.


11 posted on 07/12/2014 9:22:31 AM PDT by petitfour
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To: rktman

Well, a “renegade” is liable to “renege”, that is the person becomes a “reneger”.

I wonder if the person who assigned “renegade” as the handle had a sense of humor. ;-P


12 posted on 07/12/2014 9:24:12 AM PDT by MortMan (All those in favor of gun control raise both hands!)
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To: rktman

Still like the codename “Skunk,” part black, part white and everything he does stinks.


13 posted on 07/12/2014 9:24:53 AM PDT by Thorliveshere (Minnesota Survivor)
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To: MortMan

LOL! Skirtin’ the edge there MortMan. I guess he has been niggardly with his actions concerning the “issue” on the border.


14 posted on 07/12/2014 9:26:21 AM PDT by rktman (Ethnicity: Nascarian. Race: Daytonafivehundrian)
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To: Thorliveshere

Not to mention the stripe down the back.


15 posted on 07/12/2014 9:26:51 AM PDT by rktman (Ethnicity: Nascarian. Race: Daytonafivehundrian)
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Did he have an EAR JOB?

They look normal now!


16 posted on 07/12/2014 9:28:27 AM PDT by urbanpovertylawcenter (the law and poverty collide in an urban setting and sparks fly)
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To: rktman

Hey - all the words and their definitions can be found on dictionary.com! ;-P


17 posted on 07/12/2014 9:34:07 AM PDT by MortMan (All those in favor of gun control raise both hands!)
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To: MortMan

More and more words and phrases are becoming “unusable/unacceptable” these days. The dictionary will be shrinking soon if this keeps up.


18 posted on 07/12/2014 9:36:37 AM PDT by rktman (Ethnicity: Nascarian. Race: Daytonafivehundrian)
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To: urbanpovertylawcenter

The photo attached to that article is an amazingly bad photoshop job. Obama’s head and neck are waaay too large for the rest of his body - there’s no way that linebacker neck goes with that pantywaist frame and as you mentioned, his ears have been fixed(albeit in a badly done, geometric fashion).
The attribution says it’s a getty image. They must be purchased and cannot be used without attribution. Are White House approved photogs doing a little WH approved photoshopping to advance the manly, bearlike agenda now?
Say it ain’t so!!

Mrs. AV


19 posted on 07/12/2014 10:16:01 AM PDT by Atomic Vomit (http://www.cafepress.com/aroostookbeauty/358829)
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To: Paine in the Neck
Yeah, I just realized that I've been misunderstanding this whole thing.

I thought that 0 was running off the mouth telling everybody that "the bowel is lose".

20 posted on 07/12/2014 10:53:54 AM PDT by skimbell
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