The prayers to ban Trump and stabbing will continue until Cruz wins!
Posted on 03/28/2016 10:33:34 AM PDT by 20yearsofinternet
Conservative TV personality Glenn Beck had a funny way of defending his main squeeze Ted Cruz on his program Monday morning. He burst out laughing and said, “I have to tell you, it’s been a hard Monday morning. We were all been raped by Ted Cruz.”
Beck was referring to himself and his male colleagues.
Realizing that starting out the show with a fake rape scene was probably in poor taste, he promised viewers they’d clean themselves up and try to do a show without “all the Latin lovin’.”
But first Beck needs a post-coital smoke. “I need a cigarette,” he cracked. “Talk about lovin’ and leaving ’em.”
He recalled the ways in which Cruz made him swoon.
“When he said to me, he said, ‘Glenn, we need a more perfect union,’ at first I thought he was talking to me about the Constitution, but then he looked at me with those strong brown eyes,” he said. “He backed me into a bathroom stall and, uh … [conversation trails off..]”
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What the heck is wrong with this guy? In six months he’s gone from somewhat fringe to utterly bizarre and nutso.
Cruz has had a rally?
I would not be surprised at all, if Beck has taken it up the arse by Cruz! They are all seemingly a pack of immoral Sodomites and adulterers—AND bat chit crazy to boot!
Between Beck’s perverse rant and Ted’s rat copulation comment, we have a couple of very weird fake religious dudes.
The crowd should throw bottles of Astroglide onto the stage.
:)
I like how they go from the weird jokes to then saying that Cruz maybe only had one affair to then saying Cruz is too Low-T to even snag his own wife.
Some friends, LOL!
And Cruz is never asked to explain or disavow this nutjob.
Soon Glenn will break into song, “They’re coming to take me away, haha!”
Who will rid us of this meddlesome nut case?
Drunk again is my only thinking.
Gross, bizarre, off the charts not funny.
Rat sex from Ted now this from Beck. Good grief.
ping
Glen, go home, you’re drunk.
Soon, Glenn will break into song, “They’re coming to take me away, haha!”
SICK!!!
The prayers to ban Trump and stabbing will continue until Cruz wins!
It sounds like he’s starting to hedge his bets... obviously Ted didnt rape anyone. But he’s being softer on the idea he may have run around.
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