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Disney Cruise Line Implements New Emergency Evacuation System
Registered ^ | 12.02.02 | Reg

Posted on 12/02/2002 10:14:42 AM PST by Registered



TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cruiselines; disney; illness; peterbedpan

1 posted on 12/02/2002 10:15:03 AM PST by Registered
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To: Registered
I hear they're changing the Cruise Line's theme song:

Emesis upon a star, Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires will spout from you

You can vomit in your dreams, no excretion too extreme
Emesis upon a star as dreamers do

(Fate is kind, she brings to those who ague
The sweet fulfillment of their secret longing -- such as death to provide respite)

Like a bolt out of the blue, fate steps in and cleans you thru
Emesis upon a star, your meals eat youuuuuuu!

2 posted on 12/02/2002 10:24:22 AM PST by r9etb
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To: Registered
I was thinking more along the lines of those nice helpful Disney characters pushing people into the sea....
3 posted on 12/02/2002 10:43:05 AM PST by Darksheare
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A little bump for the loneliest thread in the forum...
4 posted on 12/02/2002 11:01:14 AM PST by Registered
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To: Registered
When I saw the title, I imagined somthing goofey like, dumbo shaped life boats.....
5 posted on 12/02/2002 11:05:21 AM PST by Joe Hadenuf
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To: Registered

6 posted on 12/02/2002 11:12:00 AM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Registered
Eisner probably cut the cleaning budget on these ships to pay for more Gay Pride Days in the Disney resorts.

Or maybe they had a Gay Pride Cruise before this cruise and the leftovers from their life style made everyone sick.
7 posted on 12/02/2002 11:27:48 AM PST by Grampa Dave
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To: Grampa Dave
Why I NEVER buy anything Disney.....Disney's agressive promotion of the homosexual agenda.

Please join us in this boycott.......
8 posted on 12/02/2002 12:05:47 PM PST by Gopher Broke
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To: Gopher Broke
I have been there for years! Boycott ABC and Disney!
9 posted on 12/02/2002 12:10:19 PM PST by Grampa Dave
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To: Gopher Broke
Disney's agressive promotion of the homosexual agenda.

Walt himself was a pedophile. He had a private apartment at Disneyland where he took little kids for his pleasure. You won't find much proof of this because the family destroyed it all after he died. Believe me, it happened.

10 posted on 12/02/2002 12:14:54 PM PST by CholeraJoe
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To: CholeraJoe
I have real trouble believing that. Eisner, now that's another matter. But from what I've heard, Walt would've fit right in here at FR.
11 posted on 12/02/2002 4:42:09 PM PST by RightOnTheLeftCoast
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