A Big FReeper Thanks

christie

[christie]

A BIG FReeper THANKS to all who bought The Clinton Legacy Cookbook. Your emails and comments on threads have been heartwarming and a wonderful reward to those of us who devoted our time and love to this project. We are grateful for your kind and humorous words and want each and every one of you to know we appreciate you taking the time to write.

Thanks to all those who loved the cookbook enough to order more for your friends and family, or who gave their copies away as gifts and wanted another copy of their own.

A big hug to all.

[christie]

That's great, stanz!

[christie]

cooking the clinton's is more fun then anything I have even made before

LOL, ain't that the truth!

[Libertina]

Hi Budge! Carlo willing? He might be willing to give us a whack on the noggin for mentioning this. LOL OTOH, when the current set of books are all sold he'll need a new goal for the future. ;)

[Mudboy Slim]

Good to see you, too, dude...MUD

[jellybean]

If you do, you'll also have to find a word that rhymes with vomit.

[stanz]

upchuck or tossin cookies is definitely easier
thinking of Crusty just makes me queasier

[jellybean]

When the "Crisco Kid"
Covers Ol' Crusty with a scarf
It's enough to make
Even the strong wanna barf.

[stanz]

Right.....
and :

She thinks she's so charming
sweater tied at her throat
designed to distract from her ill-gotten bloat
The pants, they're all billowy down to the shins
meant to disguise countless dietary sins
The jacket's worn long so it cannot divulge
billows of flab and a huge midriff bulge
When worn altogether
Crisco Kid takes her place
only thing more revolting is the sight of her face.

[christie]

ping

[nutmeg]

Ole Crusty intrigues us
black pantsuits do hide
many bulges and ripples that fester inside
beneath those dank trousers
of cavernous size
are dimples of cellulite
upon massive thighs
We cannot but marvel
no matter how hard
this wretch can accumulate
all that gross lard
She eats double portions
The waitress she stiffs
Her breakfasts and dinners
wind up on her hips
Alas, our Ole Crusty
AKA Crisco Kid
will have problems running
for a presidential bid
no matter which party
no matter the man
her dire diagnosis???
fat in the can

by stanz

ROTFLMAO!!!

[stanz]

I tried to keep it clean.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Congratulations on your book. Looks like it's doing pretty good.

[Howie]

[stanz]

I love it! This cartoon does her too much justice - - -she's wishes she had a figure like that!

[stanz]

Got to listen to your music. It goes great with ... fat in the can.....doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

[Howie]

" ..figure like that!"

Like a sack of spoiled potatos. In case anyone doesn't recognize the tune:.."can't wait to be king" from the Lion King, Elton John i think.

[stanz]

Oops...didn't recognize it...makes more sense.....sounds good with the doo doo doo, too. I'm downloading Stones music right now....that's my excuse.

[broomhilda]

Thanks to Carlo and all the Freepers who participated in making the "Clinton Legacy Cookbook" a success. All my friends who bought a cookbook and used the recipes have raved at how good they are. Especially the "Al Gore Chicken Livers". Outstanding!!!!

[christie]

Thanks broomhilda for your kind words, and all you do for the conservative cause.

I'll have to try the chicken liver recipe.

[carlo3b]

Sequel? Volunteers??????? LOL Hey, as long as Carlo is willing, I have more recipes I will gladly send in!

MOI? I don't think so...YIKES...I'll be a contributor, or a tester, or even a critic...LOL.. Maybe even an eater, I know I can do that really well...someone has to do that too......pick meeeeee ....ha!