Sarandon Tired of Being Called Anti-American Just Because She Hates America

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[Sir Gawain]

Sarandon Tired of Being Called Anti-American Just Because She Hates America
2/5/2003 - William Grim
Hollywood - Susan Sarandon, left-wing activist and B-list actress best known for having children out of wedlock with Tim Robbins, says she is tired of being called an anti-American just because she hates America, all Americans and everything associated with America. Speaking from the headquarters of the charity organization she runs, Adopt-A-Suicide- Bomber, the too-old-to-get-the-good-roles-but-not-having-enough-acting-chops-to-get-Katherine-Hepburn-parts Sarandon said that criticism of her is being organized by "wealthy elitists who don't care about social justice and income redistribution and are only interested in making money off the labor of the disadvantaged and different." Ms. Sarandon then took out a riding crop and whipped her Filipino houseboy for spilling an espresso machiato on her $8000 Christian Lacroix gown that was handsewn by Mexican immigrants working 16 hours a day at 50 cents an hour in a Tijuana sweatshop. Before she left in order to appear at a court hearing concerning a $100 million lawsuit she had brought against quadriplegic 12-year old Susie Nickles of Ames, Iowa for taping Bull Durham when it appeared on HBO, Ms. Sarandon castigated the Bush administration, which she says is characterized by "greed and disregard for working people." The actress concluded her remarks by saying, "Americans are stupid and are only interested in money and having a bourgeois lifestyle. And if any of you dress up like the character I played when you go to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show on Saturday night you better damn well send me a royalty check or I'll sue you for everything you've got!"

[Sir Gawain]

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[O.C. - Old Cracker]

Dang! Ms. Saranwrap is one grouchy has-been!

[Spruce]

Funny because it's true! :)

[BibChr]

Good one.

[ewing]

Great stuff.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Maybe Susan could move to France. The French think Jerry Lewis is a comic genius, could be they would think she's an actress. French movies always have more parts for whores as well.

[Tamzee]

Boy... this article really cleared up some misconceptions I had about her character! I'm so ashamed for judging her, all this time I thought she was a meanie...

[RooRoobird14]

LOL!!! Love it!!

Note to Susan:

Yeah, you were something before electricity. Now pick your saggy scrotum-like boobs up off the floor and leave quietly (like a good has-been Hollywood slut....)

[Sgt_Schultze]

Rocky Horror?!!

I knew I recognized her from somewhere - Frank-N-Furter, right?

[pepperdog]

...and I am sooo tired of Susan Sarandon!

[tiki]

I'm wondering................is this just a parody? Hmmmmmmm, is-isn't, is-isn't...? Darn! I can't decide.

[Xenalyte]

Susan Sarandon, left-wing activist and B-list actress best known for having children out of wedlock with Tim Robbins . . .

That's not true . . . she's best known for playing Janet in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.



(For the culturally deprived, the dude next to her is Barry Bostwick, known most recently as the perennially confused mayor on Spin City.)

[desertcry]

"...whipped her filipino houseboy....</I> Ms. sarandon must have come up a few notches among her PC friends, she used to whipped her black houseboy. Very soon she will be whipping her latino, chinese, then a japanese, then a french.... houseboys.

[Billthedrill]

Maybe she's right. Maybe we are too harsh in referring to her as an arrogant, arbitrary, treasonous, ill-educated, self-dramatizing, presumptuous, conceited, boring, ignorant, untalented, dimwitted leftwing fascist with delusions of grandeur and persecution and a propensity for projecting her own faults on others.

Or maybe not.

[Alberta's Child]

Before she left in order to appear at a court hearing concerning a $100 million lawsuit she had brought against quadriplegic 12-year old Susie Nickles of Ames, Iowa for taping Bull Durham when it appeared on HBO . . .

You'd think the author of this article would have gotten the facts straight.

Susie Nickles is a quadruple amputee, not a quadriplegic. And the movie was taped on network television, not HBO. The Nickles family had to cancel their cable to pay the medical bills when Susie was diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's Disease.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Just because she is paranoid doesn't mean that we are not all out to get her.

[lainie]

[Quix]

Cute.

But it's disturbing when satire is tooooooo close to reality.

[1Old Pro]

She has a calling, people need her.....she should join with Huffington and Lear and blame terrorism on SUV drivers. Her important voice could make this message resonate.