Michael Moore Writes to the President (Turd in the Punchbowl Alert)

[Orbiter]

Moore produces a popular "C" movie a couple of decades ago and that qualifies him to speak for an entire country, proving once again the self-important deserve themselves.

[Petronski]

Quite a temper. I'm on the record upthread in my expression of indifference to removal of this thread. I do however think that we are strong enough to read and critique Moore, especially on so momentous an occasion, and I rather think some of us are having quite a bit of fun.

[doug from upland]

Why wasn't "Michael Moore Is a Big Fat Idiot" ever written?

[Byron_the_Aussie]

...trust me on this one....

LOL!!

THAT'S where I'll stop reading.

[CroftonFreeper]

mike@michaelmoore.com The bombs have started falling from my puter.

[FryingPan101]

Scumbag. How can he live himself?

[GSWarrior]

5. Of the 535 members of Congress, only ONE (Sen. Johnson of South Dakota) has an enlisted son or daughter in the armed forces! If you really want to stand up for America, please send your twin daughters over to Kuwait right now and let them don their chemical warfare suits. And let's see every member of Congress with a child of military age also sacrifice their kids for this war effort. What's that you say? You don't THINK so? Well, hey, guess what -- we don't think so either!

Total disrespect for the men and women who voluntarily sign up for military service, knowing they could be called into harm's way.

[ohioman]

"I'm sure a couple twinkies and a can of Hershey's chocolate syrup will calm him down."

LOL. Good one. Moore makes it easy to hate the left.

[Toskrin]

Michael Moore is Saddam's secret weapon. No, as an angry liberal writer, but as a human shield! His gravitational field will throw off any incoming JDAMs and raise the tides of the Persian Gulf.

[ericthecurdog]

[texasbluebell]

Since I took the time to find out about this and it is easily verifiable, I must assume that Mr. Moore is either stupid or a liar, or both.

My guess is both.

[flicker]

Who is Michael Moore??

[cwb]

"'Cause NO Iraqis have ever come here and killed any of us! No Iraqi has even threatened to do that. You see, this is how we average Americans think: If a certain so-and-so is not perceived as a threat to our lives, then, believe it or not, we don't want to kill him! Funny how that works!"

The lies begin in the very first paragraph. Putting aside the fact that Saddam attempted to assasinate GH Bush, there's still unanswered questions about Ramzi Yousef's identity as an Iraqi Intelligence officer. You remember him, Mikey? The mastermind behind the 1993 WTC attacked the "killed" several Americans. This guys a dope.

[Gumdrop]

Nah! An Obese Lesbian? More like that last al Queda operative who looked like a slob when they arrested him in the middle of the night.

[Wondervixen]

>> Either that, or reply with an opening salutation, "Dear Miss Moore ...."

I've always been of the opinion that this jelly roll could just be an overtly pregnant woman, but you'd think it'd throw the calf by this time.

[SquirrelKing]

"obese lesbian"

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Michael Moore gave a press conference today to tell President Bush that he is opposed to the war on Iraq and that he is "not vulnerable to Jedi mind tricks".

[DonnerT]

Pure flatulence of a foundered mind!

[DuncanWaring]

... and a pair of French brothers who invented the movies?

OK, one of them would have been Thomas Edisoneau, but who's the other? < / sarcasm>

[Enemy Of The State]

ROTHFLMAO!!! Great add on title

[IRBlondie]

Somebody get him some truth serum.