After action report: Stealth freep of Democrat Liars Club meeting [Yo, Squid, Drudge Won]

RaoulGram | 4/1/03 | Doctor Raoul and Marylander

[Marylander]

Tonight the DC Chapter conducted, with complete strategic and tactical surprise, a stealth freep of a major Clintonista gathering. While the occasion was a book-signing party for David Brock, we christened it the "Democrat Liars Club meeting." It was held at Lounge 201 in the shadow fo the Capitol at Second and Massachusetts NE.

The honor role was 12 fierce Freepers, Jimmy Valentine's Brother, Marylander, Doctor Raoul, tgslTakoma, BMWcyle, BufordP, Angelwood, KLT and friend, BillF, ToleranceSucksRocks, and kristinn. THEIR dishonor role included Lanny Davis, James Carville, Sid Blumenthal, Tom Daschle, Barney Frank, and numerous toads and lackeys, almost none of whom walked out with a book.

As we are currently mobile, somewhere on the BWI Parkway and afraid we might lose our connection, we are posting this now as a start and will continue the saga as much as we can.

Absolutely, positively, the highlight of the evening was every Freeper chanting, "Yo, Squid, Drudge Won," as Sid Blumenthal snuck off into the darkness.

[Rasputin_TheMadMonk]

If you guys have strong stomachs, a good way to deal with these get in your face types is to keep a few cloves of garlic in your pocket.

When one gets in your face and starts giving you the business, pop a few seperated cloves into your mouth, chew hard and then exhale right into thier faces. It's not the most obnoxious odor, but it usually backs most of these pantywaste(yup) cruds off.

Just make sure you have a canister or two of breath spray or those who didn't do the chew are going to make you ride with your heads out of the car.

It's safe, it's organic, and it's legal. I'm sure you can figure out your own variation, but I happen to like garlic.

[Byron_the_Aussie]

..I discreetly pulled out breath spray, thinking that the guy had bad breath and if he insisted on getting this close I might have to spray him....

Good move.

Inspector Harry Callaghan's 'your mouthwash ain't making it' might have been timely, at that point.

[sauropod]

LOL!

On our way out, KLT and friend talked to the doormen. They stated that Brock had 300 people show up for his booksigning.

Wonder how many of them will actually read that thing?

[Doctor Raoul]

Funny how the little commie democrats ordered around the citizens of a free country.

Little dictators they are and God help us if they ever reach power, everyone's freedoms, even the liberal morons who support them, are in danger.

[bmwcyle]

We got the same old projection crap, "Are you getting your $25.00 a day to be here". I just said. "We fund ourselves. We have job and we don't need your handouts".

[bmwcyle]

The little boy ran away.

[BillF]

Funny how the little commie democrats ordered around the citizens of a free country.

Little dictators they are and God help us if they ever reach power, everyone's freedoms, even the liberal morons who support them, are in danger.

Right you are o' Doctor of FReeping.

1st Commie: "Comrade, come the revolution there will be strawberries for all."

2nd Commie: "Yes, comrade. That will be great for those who like strawberries, but I personally don't like them."

1st Commie: "Comrade, come the revolution you will like strawberries!

This taller of the lawyers was unbelievable. He describes himself as a liberal, but gets in ToleranceSucksRocks face and then in my face, each time trying to provoke a street brawl over Gore's hanging and dimpled chads.

And he tells me to push him so that I can spend six months where I belong. TSR and I are simply out there peaceably exercizing 1st amendment rights & he wants a fight & says that I belong in jail.

I think that his bad breath was the whiff of fascism (stink of communism, red fascism).

I ain't no "Street Fighting Man," but this guy sure is "Livin' in the Past."

He's probably looking up footnotes to a Texas county court decision now & thinking that this will allow him to get the Supreme Court to reverse the "Bush vs. Gore" decision & put "no controlling legal authority" in the White House.

[BillF]

It was too good to be true. The biggest liberals were there.

DC is a target rich environment and we have precision controlled FReepers ready to peaceably protest them with great accuracy.

Loved your comment to tattoo lady! Quick thinking and perfect execution!

Great to see you again!

[kristinn]

You guys had all the fun last night. By the time I got there, all that was left to do was deal the twerps you've been writing about :-(

[bmwcyle]

The libs and lowlifes only have canned comments. They are no match for the high tech, lethal Freeper. You only know your hit when you explode.

[BillF]

I think Reagan said something like: "politics is the world's second oldest profession and is strikely similar to the world's oldest profession."

Cong. Frank combined both professions!

[Jimmy Valentine's brother]

Geeze, you're getting bold. Crossing the street to take on the Gucci Gulch lefties. Fortunately for us the Capitol Hill Police Headquarters was just a block away so we were in no great danger of being battered.

I guess the reason Lil' Tommy requested a Police escort was that the 'RATs have seen union thugs in action and projected their MOA onto our law abiding group.

As we were setting up and getting organized some little snot wandered by and informed us that were weren't allowed to put our stuff in the Senate Parking lot. After we told him to go pedal his papers elsewhere, he got on his cell phone. Shortly thereafter a lieutenant from the Capitol Hill Police wandered up to check us out. After a brief discussion, he wished us a good evening.

Another highlight of the evening was "Chicken Man's" cousin took up station across the street. I was not able to hear his rant due to the fact that Doctor Raoul was leading us with his inventive and witty chants.

All in all it was a fun evening. It's obvious that the RAT's have not been able to move on and also need to attend remedial anger management class.

[BillF]

I happen to like garlic.

Interesting idea. Works on vampires and liberals, two types of blood suckers!

[BillF]

You mean you didn't have fun hearing about the Texas court decision on chads ad infinitum ad naseum?

Maybe I shouldn't have told him, "you've convinced me. I'll vote for Algore next time he's on the ballot."

Maybe I should have said "you're right. Gore is president?"

Or at least Gore's president except when Martin Sheen & West Wing is on TV.

[sauropod]

Precisely!

[BillF]

They are no match for the high tech, lethal Freeper. You only know your hit when you explode.

The only lethality is that truth, scutiny, and humor are lethal to liberal power. And I like to explode with laughter when that happens!

[bmwcyle]

The leather thing that your can't take home to mom exploded with anger.

[AGreatPer]

I couldn't figure out why you all were gonna Freep this book signing. I now know why. Great job all.

[Marylander]

The only mask was Sadam Hussien who held a sign "Stop calling me Rodham Hussein. I'm not that evil." The rest of us were no strangers to the charter members of the Democrat Liars Club.

Doctor R., How about filling in what was on some of the signs?

[DoctorMichael]

"Stop calling me Rodham Hussein. I'm not that evil."

LOL