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CHIRAC POSES NAKED FOR COVER OF ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY!
The Borowitz Report ^
| April 27, 2003
| Andy Borowitz
Posted on 04/27/2003 8:38:12 AM PDT by proud American in Canada
CHIRAC POSES NAKED FOR COVER OF ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY
Desperate Attempt to Win Back American Fans, Critics Say
French President Jacques Chirac startled diplomatic circles today with his decision to pose nude for the cover of Entertainment Weekly magazine.
Mr. Chirac, his hands strategically covering key parts of his anatomy, appears buck naked on the magazine cover with controversial phrases and epithets such as cheese-eating surrender monkey written on his body in what appears to be a magic marker.
Reached at his home in Paris, Mr. Chirac said he took the unusual step of doffing his duds for Entertainment Weekly after losing a coin toss to French Foreign Minister Dominique de Villepin.
While some in the State Department called Mr. Chiracs bid to win back American fans desperate, the French President defended his decision: Its not about the nakedness. Its about clothes getting in the way of labels.
A spokesman for the French President later acknowledged that Mr. Chirac had no idea what that statement meant.
Secretary of State Colin Powell, who just last week said that the French would be punished for opposing the U.S.-led mission in Iraq, said today he was not sure whether Mr. Chiracs naked photo shoot fit the bill.
After looking at Mr. Chirac naked, its hard for me to say whos punishing whom, Mr. Powell said.
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: antifrenchhumor; chirac; dixiechicks; france; humor; villepin
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To: mafree
The new diet plan: If you want to lose weight, imagine Jacques Chirac and Michael Moore naked on the cover of Entertainment Weekly, right before meals! 10 lbs loss per week guaranteed!
To: winner3000
The new diet plan: If you want to lose weight, imagine Jacques Chirac and Michael Moore naked on the cover of Entertainment Weekly, right before meals! Meanwhile:
And:
(All of these courtesy of the www.fark.com Photoshop challenge using the DC EW cover as material)
To: ALS
LOL,understatement of the century, for sure.
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posted on
04/27/2003 10:42:14 AM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(All the girls look prettier at closing time, or after six months at sea.)
To: Ichneumon
Better yet, create life size cutouts to stand in the middle of the table. THat could soon have the food producers of the world, whining like the French, though.
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posted on
04/27/2003 10:48:07 AM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(All the girls look prettier at closing time, or after six months at sea.)
To: proud American in Canada
To: McGruff
Not my work either (from the same source (not sure if it shows for non-registered individuals)).
Someone please let me know if doesn't show, so I won't try it in the future (just getting my posting legs here). :)
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posted on
04/27/2003 12:03:04 PM PDT
by
easonc52
To: easonc52
Sorry. got the answer to my own question. The picture changed to one I hadn't intended to post. :(
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posted on
04/27/2003 12:05:18 PM PDT
by
easonc52
To: All
Is there a way to edit or delete a post?
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posted on
04/27/2003 12:07:07 PM PDT
by
easonc52
To: Admin Moderator; Jim Robinson
Please remove my reply immediately. That's not the picture I posted!!!!!
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posted on
04/27/2003 12:39:10 PM PDT
by
McGruff
(Let's get Syriaus.)
To: proud American in Canada
To: BigWaveBetty
"No need for much air brushing. From the accounts I've read, there's no there, there... if you know what I mean. ;-)"
LOL!
It would be interesting to compare Al Gore's Rolling Stone cover picture to Jaques' EW cover... by the way, is that "ewwwww" deliberate?? ;-)
To: ALS; F.J. Mitchell
"the guy would have to be at sea too long to wanna do the macarena with ol' pierre!"
I'm so sad... all I get is a square with a little red X in it... I would have loved to have seen that picture! ;-)
To: Ichneumon
ROFLMAO!
These are hilarious! And yet, extremely disturbing and vaguely nauseating.
Hilarious, nonetheless!
Thanks for posting them! :-)
To: proud American in Canada
Well, I suppose it works more quickly than Ipecac syrup.
Regards, Ivan
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posted on
04/27/2003 5:56:04 PM PDT
by
MadIvan
To: easonc52; mountaineer
It shows!
Is there some relation to the Jacques / worm picture? ;-)
LOL!
To: Rain-maker
*standing ovation*
Thank you, Rainmaker! I loved it! :-)
To: easonc52
"Is there a way to edit or delete a post?"
Many times I have wished there were... ;-)
To: proud American in Canada
Thankfully, there is no pic of jerk chirac au natural!
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posted on
04/27/2003 6:10:54 PM PDT
by
mombonn
To: proud American in Canada
ROTFL!!! I guess we can assume he didn't do a Napoleon with his hand right? ;-) No pockets! (oh well, that is pathetic, I admit it!)
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