After-action Report DC Chapter FReep of Hillary in DC

June 12, 2003 right here | me

[BillF]

Fresh from their victory over the liberals at Hillary's Wal-Mart book signing in Fairfax, VA last night (one Clinton Kool-Aid drinker said that our presence in Fairfax destroyed their celebratory mood), the DC Chapter of Free Republic assembled troops at the Hillary Clinton book signing at Capitol Hill today. 

The daring raid into liberal-occupied Capitol Hill had strategic surprise.  As liberals were caught flat-footed again and they were able to mount only feeble resistance, the FReep was yet another triumph.  Details will follow, but this is posted now to get the thread started.  Your humble correspondent also has video and audio that should be added to this thread in the next day or so.

Our honor roll for this gathering of eagles: <b>Angelwood, Doctor Raoul, Kristinn, Jimmy Valentine's brother,  LisaFab, NaystoShays, Staytrue, tgslTakoma</b>, and <b>BillF</b>.

You should be able to click on the below photos to see a larger high-resolution version.

 

The scene from down the street.  FReepers on right, Clinton Kool-Aid drinkers waiting in line across the street.	Jimmy Valentine's brother (JVB) holding sign as two passers-by watch.	JVB, with sign at lower right corner, looking across at Clinton cult members
Kristinn in blue shirt being interviewed by reporter in white blouse, Angelwood in lower right	Angelwwod and Staytrue FReep in the heat	(L-R)Lisa Fab, NaystoShays, Angelwood, and Staytrue

[Bahbah]

Can't wait to hear more.

[BillF]

Pinging the DC Chapter.

[RJCogburn]

Thanks for all you guys do.

[spookycc]

Wow. What a great FReep. Way to go! Thanks for the pix!

[marlon]

And you will continue to do.

[BillF]

Pinging to two of our troops today.

[BillF]

Angelwwod

Sorry for misspelling (typo) your screen name, the day that the Post misspelled your real name.

[Sacajaweau]

bump

[Jimmy Valentine's brother]

BillF we're going to change your name to lightning.

Indeed the left was caught off guard by our rapid movement. Hillary was unwittingly exposed to our cries of "We believe Juanita" as she exited her limo in front of the book store. We did not see her strike the driver for exposing her to the wrath of the DC Chapter. It was noted that she left by the Clinton exit at the end of the designated time. BilF thanks for the H2O.

Using my command voice, I queried the cool aid drinkers as to how many times the personal pronoun was used on the first page. I also pointed out that while Hillary gave out vouchers for books she would not give out vouchers for school children. I also brought up the subject of the recent DNC layoff fiasco as an example of the 'Rats true concept of diversity.

The great one, Doctor Raoul, honored the DC Chapter with his presence. I relate one example of his wit - He asked the sheeple if they were buying the book to learn about Hillary's ideas for tax reform to raise their hand. Not seeing any response he stated, oh you're here for the sex.

Oh yeah it was damn hot. Hot enough to do crotch pot cooking. BillF thanks for the H2O.

[staytrue]

Later in the day, a member of our armed forces stopped by and borrowed our megaphone. He indicated that he was somehow associated with the "blackhawk down" episode in Somalia. I don't remember his exact words, but I vaguely remember it going something like this. "On behalf of all members of the military, I would like to thank Bill and Hillary Clinton for the lack of ammunition and support that caused the loss of our troops lives in Somalia".

I wish I had gotten his contact info, because he would have been a good person to invite to FR and to DC chapter.

[lainie]

I had to chuckle at the Clinton cultists taking shelter under Hunan Dynasty awnings.

DC freepers have all the fun bump

[Dagny Taggart]

Can't wait to see more. You guys are the greatest. I get green with envy when I hear you. Now my skin is the same greenish color as hers.

[tgslTakoma]

Doctor Raoul as Hillary!'s brother

Police cleared a path for Her Heinous' arrival.

Jimmy Valentine's brother tells who is really responsible for Bill Clinton's perjury. It's always somebody else's fault, don't you know.

Kristinn drumming up contestants for the "Hillary Book Toss." One nutty liberal guy (who looked a lot like Andy Rooney) wanted us to simply give him a copy of the book. What a wacky day!

[George W. Bush]

Nice pics. Great signs.

[Jimmy Valentine's brother]

Doctor Raoul was relutant to let him borrow the the voice amplification device, as the Doctor has been burned previously. However, the young man's sincerity and conviction swayed the good Doctor.

As an aside the young man related that the White House monitored the action real time and had denied an ammunition drop in the middle of the firefight as that would have seemed too aggressive.

Please note that as a result of Clinton withdrawing the troops instead of allowing them to go back in and complete the mission,, the Islamic terrorist only were emboldened by the show of weakness.

[votelife]

that's awesome the military guy said that!

[LisaFab]

Thanks for the ping. It was great FReeping her royal highness today. I loved it when some folks from National Review, whose offices were directly above the bookstore, came out to know if they could use the graphic on Angelwood's sign I was holding. They want to use it in the magazine. We told them to go to FR.

Great FReeping with the DC Chapter as usual--an honor and a pleasure. Will post pictures as soon as I can upload them.

[Jimmy Valentine's brother]

We had more fun than a person has a right to. Don't post any pictures of me unless you got my god side. tgslTakoma is always messing up.
;>)

[WVNan]

I love the sign that has the bored picture of her heinous made to look like her book. That was an idea that I had and apparently someone else did also. That is the greatest and most effective sign out there. I like the idea of providing "Ghost Writers" in the form of people dressed in all black (yeah, I know it's hot) and faces painted with white paint and shaded to look like skeletons. Hang a sign around neck "HILLARY'S GHOST WRITER". You guys have all the fun. Kudos to all.

[WVNan]

Your god side must be pretty awesome. :)

[staytrue]

Doctor Raoul had a great announcement over the megaphone. It went like this.

Attention: The book signing has been cancelled. Hillary has been sworn under oath and she can't recall her name. If you would like your book signed "I can't recall", go to the head of the line.

After about 10 minutes of Raoul repeating this announcement, the bookstore closed its front door that had been open for the previous hour and a half. It's my opinion, that Raoul was hitting a raw nerve.

[strela]

Doctor Raoul was reluctant to let him borrow the voice amplification device, as the Doctor has been burned previously.

The good Doctor needs to install a deadman switch on his amp. Its like a "buddy switch" on an R/C transmitter - it allows power to be supplied to the amp as long as a pushbutton (held in the Doc's hand) is depressed or locked down. Conversely, it kills power to the amp when the button is released or the wire is broken. Keeps out the riff raff, don't you know.

The circuit is pretty simple, actually. Freepmail me for more details if interested.

[Eala]

Great job there in "the other Washington"!!!!

[bmwcyle]

So what press showed up?

[Patriotic Bostonian]

You guys are fantastic and I appreciate everything you do. Keep up the good work -- I am with you always in spirit.

[sauropod]

Thx for the ping. Last night's AAR up yet?

[AnnaZ]

We'll be talking to bmwcyle and kristinn about the FReeps tonight:

 

June 12th, 2003 -- 7pmP/10pmE   Hilliaryious!
(and continued Schadenfest*)       We'll be catching up with the DC Chapter of Free Republic and Hilliary!'s "book" tour.     * The Unspun Schadenfest continues due to this!  

 

 

Thread and link for listening here: RADIOFR'S *UNSPUN* 6/12/03: Hilliaryious!

 

[BillF]

Mrs. Clinton herself got out of a vehicle in the presence of the FReepers. Unfortunately, it was 5 minutes before my arrival, but FReepers who were there advised me that she understood that protestors were there.

It was a hot and humid day as hundreds of Clinton Kool-Aid drinkers stood in a long line and became a captive audience to our shouts and signs.

Thus, when the Doctor of FReep used his megaphone, one of his taunts was (I'll paraphrase his shouts):

IF YOU'RE TIRED OF WAITING IN THE HEAT, CALL COSCO IN PENTAGON CITY. YOU CAN BUY HILLARY'S BOOK JUNE 25 AND WAIT IN THE AIR-CONDITIONED STORE FOR HER TO SIGN IT.

Other shouts of Doctor Raoul included:

WE ARE THE VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY!
WE'RE EVERYWHERE!
NEWT GINGRICH AND I BOOSTED MONICA OVER THE WHITE HOUSE FENCE.
THE IDEA OF USING THE PIZZA AS BAIT FOR TRAPPING BILL, THAT WAS CLARENCE THOMAS' IDEA.

THOSE BUYING A BOOK BY CREDIT CARD GO TO THE BACK OF THE LINE. THOSE BUYING A BOOK WITH CASH GO TO THE MIDDLE OF THE LINE. THOSE BUYING A PARDON WITH CASH GO TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE. BUDDHIST MONKS CAN GO HOME, YOU WILL BE BILLED.

The highlight for me was when Dr. R loaned his megaphone to a guy who claimed to be (and apparently was) a veteran of Somalia. As Staytrue said, the guy briefly "thanked" Bill & Hill for not giving them the armor and supplies that they needed to avoid the deaths of their fellow soldiers in the Blackhawk Down battle.

The door to the book store was open until Dr. Raoul moved to across the street from the book store. Shortly thereafter, the Somalia vet used the megaphone and the door was closed, apparently to keep Mrs. Clinton from hearing.

The liberals across the street were hardly festive. Subjected to heat, smog, traffic noise, and our shouts and signs as they waited in line, they seemed demoralized by our very presence. Maybe once every 5 minutes, one of them would shout a response.

One liberal did loose it completely. From across the street, he told us "F you" repeatedly.

Kristinn announced our contest: "Free Hillary book. Free to the person who can throw the book the furthest."

Some liberal wise guy came over to our side of the street and demanded his free book. Kristinn told him that he had to win the contest first. The wise guy cried fowl, saying this was like W changing the rules and stealing the election.

I told him, "In 20 years we could come back here and you'll still be complaining about the 2000 election. You were a sore looserman then and you're a sore looserman now!"

[AGreatPer]

Good job all.

"It was noted that she left by the Clinton exit at the end of the designated time"

Heck, she doesn't even use the front door of her own house.

[LisaFab]

Here are some more photos:

NaysToShays Looks For Truth

The DC Chapter Takes Position

Her Royal Heinous Arrives

Things Start To Heat Up

FReepers Educate the Clintonistas

Hillary Knew, Says Kristinn

[hellinahandcart]

(one Clinton Kool-Aid drinker said that our presence in Fairfax destroyed their celebratory mood)

Nobody ruins a booksigning better than you guys.

You da greatest!

[BillF]

Last night's AAR up yet?

Yes. BMWcyle posted the after action report(AAR)here. I'm not sure why you weren't pinged.

I'll try to work on photos, video and audio that I took, and video from local news from last night and get those posted tonight.

[hellinahandcart]

Did you ever get pictures from Monday, or did I screw 'em all up?

'Hillary' may do an encore in White Plains tomorrow.

[humblegunner]

Clinton Kool-Aid drinker said that our presence
in Fairfax destroyed their celebratory mood

Good on ya! A job well done, thanks!

[Exit148]

The Doc and the Devil!!!!! LOL!

It would be too much to ask that Hillary saw him, but wouldn't that be the greatest??!! She has fond memories of him during her Senate run, and would realize that she can't shake him! HeeHee!

[xJones]

Nobody ruins a booksigning better than you guys.

Ain't that the truth! What a FReep!

[tgslTakoma]

Oh, Doctor... you're quoted in today's Washington Post Style Section...

In the parlance of packaging, Clinton is in the process of "reintroducing herself to the American public." Or, to her detractors, she is giving America a chance to get sick of her all over again.

"This woman won't go away," says Raoul Deming, who was protesting Clinton's appearance at a book signing outside a Manhattan Barnes & Noble on Monday. He is wearing a rubber George W. Bush mask and holding a homemade sign that says "Rodham Hussein."

"She's out here trying to rewrite history," he says, and he's not prepared to let Hilla-palooza pass without a catcall or three. He traveled four hours by train from his home in, of all places, Takoma Park.

Doc, you are a one-man Vast Right Wing Conspiracy!

[Mo1]

Did Greg Packer show up for the book signing?

Great Freeping .. Y'all are OUTSTANDING!!!

[Mo1]

I relate one example of his wit - He asked the sheeple if they were buying the book to learn about Hillary's ideas for tax reform to raise their hand. Not seeing any response he stated, oh you're here for the sex.

ROFL!!!

[Happy2BMe]

A SUPER FReeper Salute to all the great D.C. FReepers!

"All My Best Tricks I Got From Hillary"

I KANKNOT TELL A LIE!!

[Mo1]

As an aside the young man related that the White House monitored the action real time and had denied an ammunition drop in the middle of the firefight as that would have seemed too aggressive

Real Time?????????????

[Timeout]

You guys are too cool for words!

I just know she's bitchin' Bill out tonight for bringing all this down on her head...ever the victim!

[jhw61]

I hope she gets Carpal Tunnel Syndrome!

[Mo1]

She's out here trying to rewrite history," he says, and he's not prepared to let Hilla-palooza pass without a catcall or three.

Hilla-palooza ... ROFL!!!

That's it, I want to move to the DC area .. y'all have so much fun

[Fred Mertz]

The DC Chapter shocks and awes Hitlery! I salute you all.

[BillF]

Several news video cameras focused on us.

Kristinn and others were interviewed by a reporter who was, I think, working for the Baltimore Sun.

Other reporters talked to some FReepers.

Sorry, I don't know the particulars.

[exit82]

Thanks for Freeping Her Heinous. I so wish I was closer to DC so I could join in the fun. The DC Chapter is just fantastic!

[Jimmy Valentine's brother]

Real Time?????????????

White House communications has the ability to communicate directly with the on the ground commander without having to go through channels. McNamara did it during the Cuba Blockade to a neighbor who commanded a destroyer squadron that forced a Russkie sub to the surface. Every 5 minutes R. Strange would ask what's he doing now. Jimmer C made all the calls during the Desert one fiasco in Iran. President Reagan made the Navy retrieve the Ambassador's family dog left in the ambassador's limo when we pulled out of Lebanon in stead of cutting loose the NJ's 16 inch guns. It's to G.W.B's credit if he managed to stay away from the minute to minute operations and let the pros from Dover operate.

[Flora McDonald]

Heheheh

I love you guys!