Posted on 10/01/2003 10:05:20 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul
It is so ironic that the Democrats send the black man that they would not allow to quarterback their team in the House of Representatives to attack Rush Limbaugh. An election cycle ago, the answer was NONE. The latest answer is one.
When it was necessary to elect a Minority Leader, Harold Ford tried out for the position. He was cut from the squad in favor of a no talent White Gucci Bag known as Nancy Pelosi.
Nope, the Democrats won’t stand for a black quarterback in their House.
So, with a White Gucci Bag calling the signals, along comes William J. Jefferson, a black Democrat in Congress who’s actively seeking the job as second string quarterback, some call it “chair” of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee. Jefferson’s a hard worker with a reputation and a proven track record as a fundraiser. He has the heart, the fire and he wants the job. Does Pelosi allow a black man to quarterback the DCCC? Hell no, the job goes to Matsui who didn’t even want the job.
Nope, the Democrats won’t stand for a black quarterback running their Congressional campaign offense.
So lets look in the college ranks at who’s a good draft pick to be the nation’s first black quarterback, that is, President. In New York, where the Governor is always seen as a potential Presidential candidate, you would have seen Carl McCall, provided you didn’t blink.
Carl is a long time, established black Democrat running for Governor. Who comes off his own party’s bench to throw a chop block at his knees? Hillary Clinton.
But she’s so good at cheap shots the media refs don’t see it to make the call. Here’s how she does it. She waits until Mischief Night to hold a fundraiser for McCall at her Whitehaven Manse. Mischief Night is so close to the election that most checks collected that evening won’t be cash on the street until it’s too late.
Only in Hillary’s Bizzaro World does Mischief Day follow Mischief Night. The next morning, Hillary is in upstate New York at the opening of a high tech factory on the grounds of a recently closed Air Force base. Happily bumping political uglies with McCall’s opponent. Praising Pataki to the point that he jokes with her publically about if she’ll get in trouble for all the kind words she has for him.
While McCall is on the ground helpless, Terry McAuliffe comes in for a late hit. With the election in Florida against Jeb Bush looking bleak, Terry pulls McCalls party funding and sends it south to Dixie, losing two races for Governor with one move.
Nope, the Democrats won’t stand for a black quarterback running the country before a female one does.
Exactly how many of Terry McAuliffe’s quarterback coaches, sometimes called political consultants, on the DNC payroll are black?
But then again, when you don’t allow black quarterbacks, who needs black quarterback coaches? Sounds like Terry has one more than he needs.
And that brings us to perhaps the best black political quarterback ever, yet unfairly cut by the DNC, Maynard Jackson. Political sports fans all felt the job was his to loose, but never counted on the Clinton Rendell deal disenfranchising him from the quarterback role he earned and deserved, that is, Chair of the Democratic National Committee.
Nope, the Democrats could never stand for the Democratic National Committee being lead by a black quarterback. Democratic National Committee member Bull Conner would be screaming from the grave for his dogs and his fire hoses if they did.
That’s not to say the Democrats don’t know the black people who while not quarterbacks, give the team their best effort at DNC Headquarters. I don’t have the exact list, but most of them were on the all black list of scheduled layoffs at DNC Headquarters.
Fortunately, the one black person with the DNC that resembles a quarterback, Donna Brazile, called an audible which opened a hole the DNC’s white power secondary (some times called ripping them a new one) and stopped their blitz on black employees.
Donna Brazile does resemble the only black quarterback at the DNC because they do let her call some of the signals. Like how to get even more black people to vote Democrat. Perhaps on second thought “quarterback” is not the proper term and “Judas Goat” is.
So there you have it. Liberal Democrats will send Harold Ford running full tilt, headhunting Rush for remarks about a black quarterback when they won’t stand for having a black quarterback on their team.
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