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THE APOCALYPSE WON'T BE ALL THAT BAD . . . says famed theologian
The Weekly World News ^ | 02/14/2001 | Unkn

Posted on 12/09/2004 6:25:18 AM PST by Alex Murphy

ATLANTA, Ga. -- Forget what you've heard from the doom-and-gloom crowd -- the Apocalypse foretold in the Holy Bible won't really be so bad, a leading theologian says.

Bible scholar Dr. Parker Creaston believes that, contrary to widespread belief, the Apocalypse will entail a brief period of "mild to moderate" disorder followed swiftly by worldwide peace and harmony.

"I'm tired of seeing so-called experts whip people into a state of hysteria -- and get rich from books that play on the public's worst fears," said Dr. Creaston, who outlines his views in a thought-provoking pamphlet entitled The Apocalypse: Why Worry?

"Certainly, there will be some disruptions -- annoying traffic jams, shortages of some food items in the supermarket and other inconveniences -- but nothing to panic about."

Dr. Creaston says that to correctly interpret Biblical prophecy, one has to understand that the world has grown tremendously since the days when the New Testament was written.

"For example, the Book of Revelation talks about 144,000 people being taken up in the Rapture. Back in those days, when the largest cities had populations of just a few hundred, that must have seemed like a lot," he explained.

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"But today, with the world's population at about 6 billion, the idea of 144,000 people from around the entire globe disappearing isn't so chilling. Quite frankly, they'll hardly be missed."

Even Armageddon, the much ballyhooed final battle between the forces of good and evil, will be a flash in the pan missed by many Americans who don't watch CNN, the Atlanta theologian argues. "If you read your Bible carefully, instead of listening to a bunch of yapping radio preachers, you'll notice that all of Armageddon takes place in the Holy Land -- Jerusalem and the surrounding area. We're basically looking at yet another Mideast war, just a bigger one than usual," he said.

"For those of us who lived through the horrors of World War II, with D-Day and the dropping of the atomic bomb, Armageddon will seem about as big a deal as the invasion of Grenada."

Dr. Creaston acknowledges that there will be plagues aplenty, just as the Bible predicts, but says that with modern medicines such as penicillin, we won't have much troubler containing them.

"Anyone who's getting all fired up about an outbreak of leprosy, smallpox or other diseases that were common in Biblical times should just chill out -- we long ago found treatments for them."

The expert notes that nowhere in the Book of Revelation does it explicitly state that the world will end. On the contrary, he observes, there is a lengthy description of a glorious kingdom being established on Earth by Jesus, who will bring universal peace, justice and prosperity. "Let's focus on the good news, the theology."


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To: Alex Murphy

hope he bought some fire retardent jammies


21 posted on 12/13/2004 2:58:10 AM PST by anonymo001
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To: OPS4

(When the Stars and the sun fall from the sky and the food supplies are wiped out, we can all just go about our business as usual with everready flashlites and snicker candy bars. )


snickers???? I WANT MANNA...heard it tastes sweet as honey.
:^D


22 posted on 12/13/2004 3:01:44 AM PST by anonymo001
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To: Pio

“False...false...false...the planet is the same exact size..nearly 24,000 miles around at the equator. Men are equally unchanged.”

Maybe he means the population?


23 posted on 10/06/2010 10:53:47 AM PDT by Soothesayer (“None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license...")
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To: Alex Murphy
who will bring universal peace, justice and prosperity.

He skips pretty lightly over that justice part............
24 posted on 10/06/2010 11:06:36 AM PDT by PeterPrinciple ( Seeking the truth here folks.)
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To: Alex Murphy

Where does he get that 144,000 will be raptured? They will be sealed for their mission.


25 posted on 10/07/2010 8:39:08 AM PDT by mancini
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To: All

Harold Camping May 21, 2011 PING!


26 posted on 05/21/2011 8:12:34 AM PDT by Alex Murphy (Posting news feeds, making eyes bleed: he's hated on seven continents)
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To: Alex Murphy

- ...for the children... -


27 posted on 10/29/2013 9:09:30 AM PDT by devolve (- "He's (Obama) just 'too talented' to do what 'ordinary people' do." - Iran-born Valerie Jarrett)
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To: Alex Murphy

0bama?


28 posted on 01/30/2015 8:49:31 AM PST by Gamecock (Joel Osteen is a preacher of the Gospel like Colonel Sanders is an Army officer.)
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To: swmobuffalo

Thank you for saying that. I was thinking of my retort and saw you had already pinged him.

The 144,000 are Jewish descendants of the 12 tribes who will be Christ’s chosen messengers to those who are left behind.

Has nothing to do with how many will disappear or be raptured or anything else.

And Armageddon will be horrible, if you are here and not with Him.


29 posted on 01/30/2015 9:06:00 AM PST by wbarmy (I chose to be a sheepdog once I saw what happens to the sheep.)
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To: wbarmy
Thank you for saying that. I was thinking of my retort and saw you had already pinged him.

Yes, he pinged me nine years ago. You might want to take note of the publication that the article appeared in.

30 posted on 01/30/2015 10:11:09 AM PST by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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