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What is the origin of the mark on our secret instructions?
10/30/2006 | oblomov

Posted on 10/30/2006 2:52:43 PM PST by oblomov

Not to question orders or anything, but...

Whenever I receive my instructions from Rove's organization, they invariably arrive by courier. The envelope as well as the courier's knapsack always bears the mark of a muted posthorn:

Does anyone know the origin of this symbol?


TOPICS: Activism; Humor
KEYWORDS: instructions; rove; secret; shush
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To: oblomov

As a courier, I COULD tell you, but then I'd have to ...


21 posted on 10/30/2006 3:10:21 PM PST by Repeal The 17th
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To: oblomov
I find my instructions taped to the bottom of my garbage can and are in a sealed envelope with that symbol on it. I know when it's delivered when my neighbors American flag is flying upside down.
22 posted on 10/30/2006 3:10:35 PM PST by Doomonyou (Moderate Bumper Sticker: Bush Lied, Terrorists Died!)
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To: oblomov

The symbol means "kill anyone who reveals this symbol."


Wait there, a wet team will be by shortly.


23 posted on 10/30/2006 3:10:45 PM PST by Petronski (CNN is an insidiously treasonous, enemy propaganda organ.)
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To: Panzerlied

Hmmph! Karl's secretary sends me my tape to play on my encrypted video machine. It self destructs after playing which irritates my husband. He told karl that so he gets a personalized call.


24 posted on 10/30/2006 3:10:54 PM PST by cajungirl (no)
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To: x; oblomov

We are on the same page. I'm thinking it's got something to do with "The crying of Lot 49"


25 posted on 10/30/2006 3:11:03 PM PST by jocon307 (The Silent Majority - silent no longer)
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To: the invisib1e hand
My instructions come in invisible print.
26 posted on 10/30/2006 3:11:42 PM PST by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: cripplecreek

I see.


27 posted on 10/30/2006 3:12:13 PM PST by Doomonyou (Moderate Bumper Sticker: Bush Lied, Terrorists Died!)
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To: cripplecreek

They put me in that fancy barber chair and download my instructions...


28 posted on 10/30/2006 3:12:28 PM PST by johnny7 (“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
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To: LS

ping


29 posted on 10/30/2006 3:14:39 PM PST by shield (A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand; but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc 10:2)
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To: oblomov

I am calling in on my mind horn now. You are being put on the Rovian "No Call" list. Stare directly in to the screen and meditate on the helmeted kitty.

You do not know. You do not know. You do not know...

This message will be erasedd aafftteerr yyyooouuu hhhhaaaavvvveeee ssssseeeeennnnn iiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

:::

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30 posted on 10/30/2006 3:15:46 PM PST by dandelion
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To: oblomov

It looks just like my key to my apartment on the island.
I am number six.


31 posted on 10/30/2006 3:17:11 PM PST by svcw
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To: oblomov
That's odd. My instructions always come on an old tape recorder from the 1960's which bursts into flames once I've listened to the message.

Or if it's REALLY important, they call me directly on my shoe phone...


32 posted on 10/30/2006 3:17:54 PM PST by Trampled by Lambs (Ok, so changing my name was not such a good idea after all...)
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To: oblomov
It's the key to this secret dimension:


33 posted on 10/30/2006 3:26:35 PM PST by groanup (Limited government is the answer. What's the question?)
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To: oblomov

What is the origin of the mark on our secret instructions?


LSD - the gop's drug of choice


34 posted on 10/30/2006 3:27:31 PM PST by WhiteGuy (DeWine ranked as one of the ten worst border security politicians - Human Events)
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To: weegee

There was a section manager in a digital design department at the company where I work who issued a ban on the use of JK flip flops. This was based on the reasonable observation that circuits using them nearly always had logic problems. More an indictment of the professionalism and training of the staff and adequacy of the design review process than the poor lowly JK flip.

Now that section manager is a six-sigma expert. Peter wins another one.


35 posted on 10/30/2006 3:30:09 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (The hallmark of a crackpot conspiracy theory is that it expands to include countervailing evidence.)
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To: oblomov

You must first tell me the secret password. Then I will reveal Rove's next move to embarrass Democrats.

Or, you can just sit still and let the Democrats embarrass themselves without our help.


36 posted on 10/30/2006 3:33:36 PM PST by Rocky (Air America: Robbing the poor, and still unable to stay in business)
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To: Rocky
I get my instructions in the mail. Ed McMahon tells me I'm already a winner; the code is in the order of magazine subscriptions. Time-Playboy-Modern Maturity means 'sabotage the Diebold voting machines'.
38 posted on 10/30/2006 3:38:30 PM PST by GAB-1955 (being dragged, kicking and screaming, into the Kingdom of Heaven....)
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To: oblomov

Information of this type can only be delivered via the most secure methods!

39 posted on 10/30/2006 3:39:36 PM PST by MarineBrat (God Bless Tonk!)
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To: oblomov

40 posted on 10/30/2006 3:47:26 PM PST by traditional1
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