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Posted on 05/31/2009 10:04:12 PM PDT by Illuminati searcher

Edited on 05/31/2009 10:07:17 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

I am searching for members of the Illuminati. I am interested in joining or being invited. I'm willing to do what it takes. Please e-mail me at [snip]. Thank you in advance.


TOPICS: Theology
KEYWORDS: artbell; davidicke; illuminati; reptilians; sionnsar; uranus; zot
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1 posted on 05/31/2009 10:04:12 PM PDT by Illuminati searcher
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To: Illuminati searcher

I don’t know any illuminati, but I just won the European lottery and I’m trying to get some of the money here. Send me your bank account number and I’ll give you 20%.


2 posted on 05/31/2009 10:05:39 PM PDT by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG 49) We know how to deal with Iran.)
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To: Illuminati searcher

Don’t get out much?!?!?!?!?


3 posted on 05/31/2009 10:05:44 PM PDT by ExpatGator (Extending logic since 1961.)
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To: Illuminati searcher

good luck with that ...


4 posted on 05/31/2009 10:05:58 PM PDT by fnord (There's a reason we don't often hear about a Michelob deal gone bad.)
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To: Illuminati searcher

Tell me the frequency Kenneth then I may let you in.


5 posted on 05/31/2009 10:06:34 PM PDT by Red Steel
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6 posted on 05/31/2009 10:06:36 PM PDT by Religion Moderator
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Well, I can point you to the research material needed to join.
Most are found at the local public library or through the inter-library loan system found in most states.
Start with the “Harvard Classics” and move on to Durant's history of civilization.
You will have to read them several times to be ready for the Illuminati oral boards.
7 posted on 05/31/2009 10:08:03 PM PDT by IrishCatholic (No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
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To: Illuminati searcher

Check Uranus.


8 posted on 05/31/2009 10:08:37 PM PDT by period end of story (Give me a firm spot, and I will move the world.)
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To: Illuminati searcher

Rham-

Slow night in Obama land?
Break out the too-too and take a couple spins would ya?


9 posted on 05/31/2009 10:09:18 PM PDT by OL Hickory (Where is the America I knew as a boy?)
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To: Illuminati searcher

You might want to consult some reading for cautionary details first.


10 posted on 05/31/2009 10:10:06 PM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: Illuminati searcher
I'm willing to do what it takes

Get the Deus Ex game and complete it with all three endings. Decide for yourself if the ending where you join the Illuminati is the one you'd really like. If that's the case, resume your quest.

11 posted on 05/31/2009 10:10:15 PM PDT by Greysard
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To: Illuminati searcher

I nearly got in at Hendon. . . .


12 posted on 05/31/2009 10:11:05 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: Illuminati searcher

Just be careful of that Frankenfurter dude.

13 posted on 05/31/2009 10:12:15 PM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: Illuminati searcher

Oh, rats, you are banned and I was going let you in, for only $5000 down and a $1000 a month too.


14 posted on 05/31/2009 10:14:28 PM PDT by razorback-bert (We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.)
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To: Illuminati searcher

No Illuminati here, but they did leave a message for you. They want to know if you are still touching yoursef.


15 posted on 05/31/2009 10:14:31 PM PDT by redhead (Alaska: Step out of the bus and into the food chain)
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To: Illuminati searcher
If you have to ask to join, then we... err, they don't want you.
16 posted on 05/31/2009 10:25:33 PM PDT by PugetSoundSoldier (Indignation over the sting of truth is the defense of the indefensible)
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To: Illuminati searcher

Fnord.


17 posted on 05/31/2009 10:28:52 PM PDT by GL of Sector 2814 (One man's "magic" is another man's engineering. "Supernatural" is a null word. -- R A Heinlein)
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To: Red Steel

13.4


18 posted on 05/31/2009 10:34:51 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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Whats an Illuminati?

Whatever the case, only on FR will the mods fix the formating your post before/after zotting you!


19 posted on 05/31/2009 10:35:44 PM PDT by Fichori
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To: Illuminati searcher

Man, the best bunch of replies I’ve seen all day..


20 posted on 05/31/2009 10:38:50 PM PDT by LimaLimaMikeFoxtrot ("If you don't have my army supplied, and keep it supplied, we'll eat your mules up, sir"-Gen.Sherman)
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To: Illuminati searcher

I’m with the Illuminati. how may I help you?


21 posted on 05/31/2009 10:39:13 PM PDT by ME-262 (We need Term Limits for the federal house and senate. We need new Bums up there.)
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22 posted on 05/31/2009 10:39:29 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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West of the Rockies, Illuminati wild-card line, you are on the air. Good evening.


23 posted on 05/31/2009 10:42:53 PM PDT by Force12
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To: Illuminati searcher

Dim bulbs are not allowed to join the Illuminati.

24 posted on 05/31/2009 10:47:47 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( Don't mess with the mockingbird! /\/\ http://tiny.cc/freepthis)
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25 posted on 05/31/2009 10:49:37 PM PDT by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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To: Illuminati searcher

I can tell you where they are and how you can join, but then I’d have to kill you. Deal?


26 posted on 05/31/2009 10:50:05 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan
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To: HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity

Seems like everyone’s looking to immanentize the eschaton these days.

Fnord.


27 posted on 05/31/2009 10:51:40 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: Illuminati searcher
I heard that first you have to see Rosie O'Donnell.  She will tell you the secret.  You might find her at DU, or DailyKos, or Huffington. 

 

28 posted on 05/31/2009 10:58:15 PM PDT by OneHun
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To: Illuminati searcher

We aren’t taking any new members right now.


29 posted on 05/31/2009 11:03:44 PM PDT by LifeComesFirst (Until the unborn are free, nobody is free)
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To: Illuminati searcher
Image and video hosting by TinyPic These are not the Illuminati you are looking for
30 posted on 05/31/2009 11:09:34 PM PDT by ponyespresso (simul justus et peccator)
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31 posted on 05/31/2009 11:32:06 PM PDT by rdl6989
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Bahahahahaha
Say it ain't so
LMAO
IAFZ

32 posted on 05/31/2009 11:38:50 PM PDT by Danae (Amerikan Unity My Ass)
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In the library, I found this old dusty book. It was really thick, but buried deep in the book, it says that to join the Illuminati, you must run naked thru traffic in Times Square at precisely 12:00 noon, screaming “I HAD HOT SEX WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA AND LARRY SINCLAIR !!!”

You must scream that over and over, at the top of your lungs, until you are taken to the police station, where you will meet the Illuminati.


33 posted on 06/01/2009 12:01:59 AM PDT by Islam=Murder (The United States - surrendering to Sharia without a peep.)
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To: Liberty Valance

That midget sliding on his face has to be one of the funniest damn things I’ve ever seen.


34 posted on 06/01/2009 12:03:02 AM PDT by bdeaner (The bread which we break, is it not a participation in the body of Christ? (1 Cor. 10:16))
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To: Illuminati searcher

Dont ask me, I only clicked on this to look at pictures of kittehs.


35 posted on 06/01/2009 12:08:43 AM PDT by norton
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36 posted on 06/01/2009 12:15:56 AM PDT by Force12
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fail owned pwned pictures
see more Fail Blog
37 posted on 06/01/2009 12:20:22 AM PDT by bdeaner (The bread which we break, is it not a participation in the body of Christ? (1 Cor. 10:16))
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The movie sucked.


38 posted on 06/01/2009 1:34:22 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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Tired of hitting Troll holes BIGGER than J-Lo's ASS???
Then call the RKBA Fast... Pavers UP!!!

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!!!

39 posted on 06/01/2009 3:43:57 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - Obama is basically Jim Jones with a teleprompter)
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To: Illuminati searcher

Illuminati is all booked up, but Hell’s Angels and the Mickey Mouse Club are not accepting new members.


40 posted on 06/01/2009 3:56:06 AM PDT by freeplancer
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To: Administrative Moderator

I am very new to Free Republic and submit my reply to you for approval. If my reply to Searching for Illuminati is not appropriate please eliminate.

Religion Moderator I’m a putz but I have some old floppy heart strings and will answer ambiguously, Illuminati Searcher can decide.

Is there illuminati? Yes and no. A good start is in Wiki and Google will give you enough to stay busy for a long time. There is a young man on Fox Business News named Cody Willard who is convinced the Illuminati are running the show (not Fox, the world). Most likely Mr. Willard is referring to the Bilderberg Group (Wiki again) and this study will keep you busy for a while and if you read the material and not just a sentence or two you will get a lot of history and a little suspicious. I went down this road to add to understanding of many other things and came away realizing ‘these’ are anything but illuminated and a stronger appreciation that our Heavenly Father is in charge. Remember it is the journey and you won’t be too disappointed.


41 posted on 06/01/2009 4:45:31 AM PDT by forest153 ("There's a snake in my boot!")
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To: neodad

I don’t know any illuminati, but I just won the European lottery and I’m trying to get some of the money here. Send me your bank account number and I’ll give you 20%.

***

Well than do you know any Fabians besides Obama?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabian_Society


42 posted on 06/01/2009 5:00:56 AM PDT by restornu (If a man has the potential become a Devil, has he not the same potential to be come like his Lord?)
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43 posted on 06/01/2009 5:07:44 AM PDT by paulycy (BEWARE the LIBERAL/MEDIA Complex)
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I sorry but if you have to ask you aren’t allowed to join.

Member of the Illumini since 1641 BC


44 posted on 06/01/2009 5:09:09 AM PDT by usmcobra (Your chances of dying in bed are reduced by getting out of it, but most people still die in bed)
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To: Illuminati searcher
Try holding a golf club up in a thunderstorm.

The Illuminati will contact you.

45 posted on 06/01/2009 5:19:31 AM PDT by McGruff
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To: OL Hickory

Very macho. Can’t spell tutu. I approve.


46 posted on 06/01/2009 6:27:40 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: kaehurowing

LOL.


47 posted on 06/01/2009 6:30:12 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: Liberty Valance

That was why I stopped pursuing a career as a midget wrestler.


48 posted on 06/01/2009 7:53:00 AM PDT by ExpatGator (Extending logic since 1961.)
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To: Illuminati searcher

"The Farce is strong in this one..."

49 posted on 06/01/2009 9:14:02 AM PDT by Godzilla (TEA: Taxed Enough Already)
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"Seems like everyone’s looking to immanentize the eschaton these days.
Fnord."

27 posted on 05/31/2009 10:51:40 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo

With the ascent of the all-powerful messianic One to Elvis status, that becomes clearer. Fr. Muldoon's Guide to Ancient Gnosticism, Illuminati, and the Immanentization of the Eschaton comes in handy more and more. Someone should keep a running list of how Soros and the Obammunists are applying the Law of Fives and exploiting neurotic liberals' tendency to love immanentizing the Eschaton - like teenage groupies crazed on Elvis, the Beatles, Disco, or a Hula Hoop craze.

“And everything really follows the Fives’ law?” Joe asked.

“More than you guess,” Dillinger remarked blandly.
FNORD
“Even when you’re dealing with social fields, ” Simon added. “We’ve run studies of cultures where the Illuminati were not in control, and they still follow Weishaupt’s five-stage pattern: Verwirrung, Zweitracht, Unordnung, Beamtenherrschaft and Grummet.”*

“Hell,” Simon said, “look what Beethoven did when Weishaupt illuminated him. Went right home and wrote the Fifth Symphony. You know how it begins: da-da-da-DUM. Morse code for V – the Roman numeral for five...”

1.Chaos
2.Discord
3.Confusion
4.Bureaucracy
5.Aftermath

50 posted on 06/01/2009 9:47:10 AM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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