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Zotted, searching for Illuminati
Posted on 05/31/2009 10:04:12 PM PDT by Illuminati searcher
Edited on 05/31/2009 10:07:17 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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I am searching for members of the Illuminati. I am interested in joining or being invited. I'm willing to do what it takes. Please e-mail me at [snip]. Thank you in advance.
TOPICS: Theology
KEYWORDS: artbell; davidicke; illuminati; reptilians; sionnsar; uranus; zot
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To: Illuminati searcher
I’m with the Illuminati. how may I help you?
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:39:13 PM PDT
by
ME-262
(We need Term Limits for the federal house and senate. We need new Bums up there.)
To: Illuminati searcher
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:39:29 PM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Illuminati searcher
West of the Rockies, Illuminati wild-card line, you are on the air. Good evening.
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:42:53 PM PDT
by
Force12
To: Illuminati searcher
Dim bulbs are not allowed to join the Illuminati.
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:47:47 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( Don't mess with the mockingbird! /\/\ http://tiny.cc/freepthis)
To: Illuminati searcher
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:49:37 PM PDT
by
Snurple
(VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
To: Illuminati searcher
I can tell you where they are and how you can join, but then I’d have to kill you. Deal?
To: HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
Seems like everyone’s looking to immanentize the eschaton these days.
Fnord.
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:51:40 PM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
To: Illuminati searcher
I heard that first you have to see Rosie O'Donnell. She will tell you the secret. You might find her at DU, or DailyKos, or Huffington.
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:58:15 PM PDT
by
OneHun
To: Illuminati searcher
We aren’t taking any new members right now.
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posted on
05/31/2009 11:03:44 PM PDT
by
LifeComesFirst
(Until the unborn are free, nobody is free)
To: Illuminati searcher
These are not the Illuminati you are looking for
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posted on
05/31/2009 11:09:34 PM PDT
by
ponyespresso
(simul justus et peccator)
To: Illuminati searcher
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posted on
05/31/2009 11:32:06 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
To: Illuminati searcher
Bahahahahaha
LMAO
IAFZ
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posted on
05/31/2009 11:38:50 PM PDT
by
Danae
(Amerikan Unity My Ass)
To: Illuminati searcher
In the library, I found this old dusty book. It was really thick, but buried deep in the book, it says that to join the Illuminati, you must run naked thru traffic in Times Square at precisely 12:00 noon, screaming “I HAD HOT SEX WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA AND LARRY SINCLAIR !!!”
You must scream that over and over, at the top of your lungs, until you are taken to the police station, where you will meet the Illuminati.
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posted on
06/01/2009 12:01:59 AM PDT
by
Islam=Murder
(The United States - surrendering to Sharia without a peep.)
To: Liberty Valance
That midget sliding on his face has to be one of the funniest damn things I’ve ever seen.
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posted on
06/01/2009 12:03:02 AM PDT
by
bdeaner
(The bread which we break, is it not a participation in the body of Christ? (1 Cor. 10:16))
To: Illuminati searcher
Dont ask me, I only clicked on this to look at pictures of kittehs.
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posted on
06/01/2009 12:08:43 AM PDT
by
norton
To: Illuminati searcher
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posted on
06/01/2009 12:15:56 AM PDT
by
Force12
To: Illuminati searcher
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posted on
06/01/2009 12:20:22 AM PDT
by
bdeaner
(The bread which we break, is it not a participation in the body of Christ? (1 Cor. 10:16))
To: Illuminati searcher
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posted on
06/01/2009 1:34:22 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
To: Illuminati searcher
Tired of hitting Troll holes BIGGER than J-Lo's ASS???
Then call the RKBA Fast... Pavers UP!!!
Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!!!
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posted on
06/01/2009 3:43:57 AM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - Obama is basically Jim Jones with a teleprompter)
To: Illuminati searcher
Illuminati is all booked up, but Hell’s Angels and the Mickey Mouse Club are not accepting new members.
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