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Your Local Time When Kiritimati reaches 6 pm - "when the world is to end"
Geographic Travels ^ | 5-20-2011 | catholicgauze

Posted on 05/19/2011 11:20:17 PM PDT by pka54

Family Radio says the rapture will start at 6 pm local time. Kiritimati is 16 hours ahead of UTC which gives the rest of the world plenty of time (and the U.S. by midnight Friday into Saturday) to figure out if this supposed rapture is to take place.

Check out what time it will be at your home when Kiritimati reaches 6 pm.


TOPICS: Evangelical Christian; General Discusssion; Humor
KEYWORDS: endoftheworld; eotw; may21; rapture

1 posted on 05/19/2011 11:20:25 PM PDT by pka54
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To: pka54

Will there be a rapture helicopter pointing out bottlenecks?


2 posted on 05/19/2011 11:33:40 PM PDT by TwoSwords (The Lord is a man of war, Exodus 15:3)
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To: pka54

So glad now I ate the butter with honey on the Premium crackers tonight instead of just chewing sugar less gum and drinking Green Tea. :-)


3 posted on 05/19/2011 11:37:53 PM PDT by GOP Poet (Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
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To: TwoSwords

Don’t forget the post rapture looting. I’m thinking after the good people disappear we can score some sweet stereos and wide screen TVs to enjoy in the mansions we get to squat in.


4 posted on 05/19/2011 11:38:32 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.' - Homer Simpson)
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To: pka54
I want a higher source than family radio.
5 posted on 05/19/2011 11:39:27 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Obama can't see something pure like the truth without wanting to abort it.)
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To: GOP Poet
So glad now I ate the butter with honey on the Premium crackers tonight...

Somebody's butter and honey has slid off of their premium cracker! (not you of course)

6 posted on 05/19/2011 11:41:31 PM PDT by loboinok (Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Picky, aren't you?

If He pull off a Rapture, just watch to see if the Neighbor who always mows his lawn at 4:30 on a Saturday is out there, the one who doesn't let kids on his lawn, and if so, at 6:00, watch to see if there is a popping sound and his mower hits tha garage...

If he is still there at 6:30, you don't get his car.

7 posted on 05/19/2011 11:51:08 PM PDT by jonascord (The Drug War Rapes the Constitution.)
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To: pka54
I just did the math, that's 11:00 PM Friday night CDT!

The upside is that they will all be off the roads so their cars win't crash. I need a new car...

8 posted on 05/19/2011 11:58:08 PM PDT by jonascord (The Drug War Rapes the Constitution.)
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To: Jeff Chandler
Don’t forget the post rapture looting. I’m thinking after the good people disappear we can score some sweet stereos and wide screen TVs to enjoy in the mansions we get to squat in.

Good one. LOL.

9 posted on 05/20/2011 12:20:43 AM PDT by He Rides A White Horse ((unite))
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To: jonascord; pka54

The Rapture thing is cruel! Who will come in and feed our poor cats and bunnies? Does a loving God really hate His creatures?

Nah; I’ll stick around, keep plugging away in the field, and wait for the REAL Return of the True Christ, at the Seventh Trump...unless I die prior.

If I’m wrong about there being no so called rapture, it won’t matter, because when He wants me with Him, He’ll take me.


10 posted on 05/20/2011 12:23:24 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
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To: pka54

I thought it would be Kamchatka like the Risk game. ;-)


11 posted on 05/20/2011 12:31:43 AM PDT by PA Engineer (Time to beat the swords of government tyranny into the plowshares of freedom.)
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To: ApplegateRanch
aftertherapturepetcare.com, postrapturepetcare.com and eternal-earthbound-pets.com are all out there to care for the pets of those who are taken by the Rapture. All claim to have atheists, non-Christians, or agnostics who don't believe in the Rapture who will go out, retrieve and care for any pets whose owners are Heavenly occupied. I'm sure mostly it's tongue in cheek tweaking, but hey, any reports from New Zealand yet?
12 posted on 05/20/2011 12:51:15 AM PDT by kingu (Legislators should read what they write!)
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To: pka54
i'm surprised i haven't seen something like this on a local marquee

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 6pm - THE RAPTURE

 7pm - POST RAPTURE PARTY FOR US SINNERS
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13 posted on 05/20/2011 12:59:41 AM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: GOP Poet

The same with me! cottage cheese and the few crackers
I usually allow myself would never give me the strength to get thru the rapture like the Twinkies,Diet Pepsi and cigarette i just had. I better get back to bed-getting up n the middle of the night is going to leave me sleepy for the big event today. Signing off @ 3:48 est from Vermont !


14 posted on 05/20/2011 12:59:55 AM PDT by MissDairyGoodnessVT (I am keeping the faith, I have not finished my course and I am fighting for the good)
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To: pka54

Be sure to put on clean underwear...cause you just never know.


15 posted on 05/20/2011 1:25:00 AM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: sten

Will heaven be as boring as church?


16 posted on 05/20/2011 2:07:25 AM PDT by conservativeimage.com ("Uh, let me be clear. Uh." - President Barack Obama)
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To: pka54

I’m in South Korea, so it’s coming soon! I can see it on the horizon as the sun sets!

Honestly!!!

I’m series.


17 posted on 05/20/2011 2:28:58 AM PDT by gogogodzilla (Live free or die!)
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To: Jeff Chandler

I have a feeling the missing persons reports will barely show an uptick. ;^)


18 posted on 05/20/2011 2:30:56 AM PDT by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/15/08 and why?)
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To: pka54

The world ended yesterday at the end of the muslim’s speech to our State Department.


19 posted on 05/20/2011 3:55:30 AM PDT by Carley (We will not tire. We will not falter. We will not fail. W, 9/20/01)
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To: pka54

I hope the world does not come to an end... I don’t have anything to wear!


20 posted on 05/20/2011 4:01:59 AM PDT by SMARTY (Conforming to non-conformity is conforming just the same.)
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To: gogogodzilla
I’m in South Korea, so it’s coming soon! I can see it on the horizon as the sun sets!

I'm in Japan, so when I see your post have stopped, I'll know I'm next.

21 posted on 05/20/2011 4:06:51 AM PDT by WesternPacific (Deafness has its Advantages)
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To: ApplegateRanch
Good thing you are waiting for the seventh Trump and not the Donald Trump.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

22 posted on 05/20/2011 4:16:32 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: Carley

Actually you are possibly being very prophetic, much more than most people realize.

I would not be too far shell shocked if the Great Middle East War were to happen today.

The day Israel makes a preemptive stand against Islam.


23 posted on 05/20/2011 4:20:59 AM PDT by Eye of Unk (2012, NO MORE LIES!)
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To: He Rides A White Horse
...enjoy in the mansions we get to squat in

All that will be available are shacks and run down tenements as the rich won't make it to heaven until camels are shrunk down, and to all the poor FR people having to rub shoulders with the really poor is not going to sit well with them in their socialist heaven. :)

24 posted on 05/20/2011 4:21:54 AM PDT by Cardhu
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To: pka54

All these doomsday predictions are making me fat. Hating waste, I try to eat everything in the fridge before the final hour. :)


25 posted on 05/20/2011 4:23:45 AM PDT by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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To: pka54

Dang! I left my good Rapture dress at the cleaners!!

I am perplexed by this all. If the Bible says no one will know the day or hour, how do they know the precise day and hour?


26 posted on 05/20/2011 4:24:42 AM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to the chariot wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: Eye of Unk

If you recall, every time Bibi was to come to America there was a murderous attack on Israeli citizens that forced Bibi to cancel his trip.

This time the attack came FROM America. It breaks my heart but a rabbi was correct when he referred to Obama as the new Arafat.


27 posted on 05/20/2011 4:24:44 AM PDT by Carley (We will not tire. We will not falter. We will not fail. W, 9/20/01)
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To: TigersEye
I have a feeling the missing persons reports will barely show an uptick. ;^)

?The dirty little secret is that the rapture has come and gone and nobody was called up.

28 posted on 05/20/2011 4:37:54 AM PDT by Louis Foxwell (For love of Sarah, our country and the American Way of Life.)
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To: pka54

Is Kiritimati on Daylight Savings Time? I needs to kno’


29 posted on 05/20/2011 4:53:13 AM PDT by ThePatriotsFlag (You are just jealous because the voices aren't talking to YOU!)
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To: pka54

is this the Friday silliness thread???


30 posted on 05/20/2011 5:08:41 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (Stop cap and trade fraud.)
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To: pka54
The Raptor is coming! The Raptor is coming!


YAAAAYYYYYYY!!!

31 posted on 05/20/2011 5:54:29 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: Eye of Unk

Despite O’s so called warning to Syria, there is a full scale riot going on in Syria right about now.

Looks like Assad is really really terrified of Odumbo.

Is the Nobel Peace Prize winner going to begin firing on another country?

Days not weeks type of war AGAIN.


32 posted on 05/20/2011 6:05:56 AM PDT by Carley (We will not tire. We will not falter. We will not fail. W, 9/20/01)
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To: LonePalm

I’m a little concerned...there is a shortage of herald trumpet players.


33 posted on 05/20/2011 7:09:42 AM PDT by A_Tradition_Continues (formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98 Class of '98)
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To: ApplegateRanch
The Rapture thing is cruel! Who will come in and feed our poor cats and bunnies?

Actually, I heard on the radio yesterday that there is some self-proclaimed atheist in Maine (I think) who is offering to take the pets of the raptured for a mere $130 -- prepaid of course!

34 posted on 05/20/2011 7:29:15 AM PDT by maryz
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To: ApplegateRanch
Who will come in and feed our poor cats and bunnies?

That's already been taken care of:
http://aftertherapturepetcare.com/
35 posted on 05/20/2011 7:48:27 AM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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To: pka54

On a FRIDAY??? Come on? what kind of Lord ends the world on a Friday night?? Why not Sunday BEFORE we all have to go to work??


36 posted on 05/20/2011 8:05:46 AM PDT by CodeToad (Islam needs to be banned in the US and treated as a criminal enterprise.)
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To: A_Tradition_Continues
I don't know any trumpet players named Harald.

The good ones are all a little Dizzy.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

37 posted on 05/20/2011 10:16:20 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: LonePalm

...how about Maynard?


38 posted on 05/20/2011 11:02:55 AM PDT by A_Tradition_Continues (formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98 Class of '98)
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To: Jeff Chandler

mind reader


39 posted on 05/21/2011 12:07:59 AM PDT by Taffini ( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve and neither do I)
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To: pka54

Ironically, “Kiritimati” is a Polynesia transliteration of “Christmas,” given the Polynesians’ lack of an “s” or the ability to form consecutive consonants.


40 posted on 05/21/2011 12:27:13 AM PDT by dangus
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