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Your Local Time When Kiritimati reaches 6 pm - "when the world is to end"
Geographic Travels ^ | 5-20-2011 | catholicgauze

Posted on 05/19/2011 11:20:17 PM PDT by pka54

Family Radio says the rapture will start at 6 pm local time. Kiritimati is 16 hours ahead of UTC which gives the rest of the world plenty of time (and the U.S. by midnight Friday into Saturday) to figure out if this supposed rapture is to take place.

Check out what time it will be at your home when Kiritimati reaches 6 pm.


TOPICS: Evangelical Christian; General Discusssion; Humor
KEYWORDS: endoftheworld; eotw; may21; rapture
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1 posted on 05/19/2011 11:20:25 PM PDT by pka54
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To: pka54

Will there be a rapture helicopter pointing out bottlenecks?


2 posted on 05/19/2011 11:33:40 PM PDT by TwoSwords (The Lord is a man of war, Exodus 15:3)
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To: pka54

So glad now I ate the butter with honey on the Premium crackers tonight instead of just chewing sugar less gum and drinking Green Tea. :-)


3 posted on 05/19/2011 11:37:53 PM PDT by GOP Poet (Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
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To: TwoSwords

Don’t forget the post rapture looting. I’m thinking after the good people disappear we can score some sweet stereos and wide screen TVs to enjoy in the mansions we get to squat in.


4 posted on 05/19/2011 11:38:32 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.' - Homer Simpson)
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To: pka54
I want a higher source than family radio.
5 posted on 05/19/2011 11:39:27 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Obama can't see something pure like the truth without wanting to abort it.)
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To: GOP Poet
So glad now I ate the butter with honey on the Premium crackers tonight...

Somebody's butter and honey has slid off of their premium cracker! (not you of course)

6 posted on 05/19/2011 11:41:31 PM PDT by loboinok (Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Picky, aren't you?

If He pull off a Rapture, just watch to see if the Neighbor who always mows his lawn at 4:30 on a Saturday is out there, the one who doesn't let kids on his lawn, and if so, at 6:00, watch to see if there is a popping sound and his mower hits tha garage...

If he is still there at 6:30, you don't get his car.

7 posted on 05/19/2011 11:51:08 PM PDT by jonascord (The Drug War Rapes the Constitution.)
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To: pka54
I just did the math, that's 11:00 PM Friday night CDT!

The upside is that they will all be off the roads so their cars win't crash. I need a new car...

8 posted on 05/19/2011 11:58:08 PM PDT by jonascord (The Drug War Rapes the Constitution.)
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To: Jeff Chandler
Don’t forget the post rapture looting. I’m thinking after the good people disappear we can score some sweet stereos and wide screen TVs to enjoy in the mansions we get to squat in.

Good one. LOL.

9 posted on 05/20/2011 12:20:43 AM PDT by He Rides A White Horse ((unite))
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To: jonascord; pka54

The Rapture thing is cruel! Who will come in and feed our poor cats and bunnies? Does a loving God really hate His creatures?

Nah; I’ll stick around, keep plugging away in the field, and wait for the REAL Return of the True Christ, at the Seventh Trump...unless I die prior.

If I’m wrong about there being no so called rapture, it won’t matter, because when He wants me with Him, He’ll take me.


10 posted on 05/20/2011 12:23:24 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
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To: pka54

I thought it would be Kamchatka like the Risk game. ;-)


11 posted on 05/20/2011 12:31:43 AM PDT by PA Engineer (Time to beat the swords of government tyranny into the plowshares of freedom.)
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To: ApplegateRanch
aftertherapturepetcare.com, postrapturepetcare.com and eternal-earthbound-pets.com are all out there to care for the pets of those who are taken by the Rapture. All claim to have atheists, non-Christians, or agnostics who don't believe in the Rapture who will go out, retrieve and care for any pets whose owners are Heavenly occupied. I'm sure mostly it's tongue in cheek tweaking, but hey, any reports from New Zealand yet?
12 posted on 05/20/2011 12:51:15 AM PDT by kingu (Legislators should read what they write!)
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To: pka54
i'm surprised i haven't seen something like this on a local marquee

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 6pm - THE RAPTURE

 7pm - POST RAPTURE PARTY FOR US SINNERS
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13 posted on 05/20/2011 12:59:41 AM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: GOP Poet

The same with me! cottage cheese and the few crackers
I usually allow myself would never give me the strength to get thru the rapture like the Twinkies,Diet Pepsi and cigarette i just had. I better get back to bed-getting up n the middle of the night is going to leave me sleepy for the big event today. Signing off @ 3:48 est from Vermont !


14 posted on 05/20/2011 12:59:55 AM PDT by MissDairyGoodnessVT (I am keeping the faith, I have not finished my course and I am fighting for the good)
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To: pka54

Be sure to put on clean underwear...cause you just never know.


15 posted on 05/20/2011 1:25:00 AM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: sten

Will heaven be as boring as church?


16 posted on 05/20/2011 2:07:25 AM PDT by conservativeimage.com ("Uh, let me be clear. Uh." - President Barack Obama)
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To: pka54

I’m in South Korea, so it’s coming soon! I can see it on the horizon as the sun sets!

Honestly!!!

I’m series.


17 posted on 05/20/2011 2:28:58 AM PDT by gogogodzilla (Live free or die!)
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To: Jeff Chandler

I have a feeling the missing persons reports will barely show an uptick. ;^)


18 posted on 05/20/2011 2:30:56 AM PDT by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/15/08 and why?)
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To: pka54

The world ended yesterday at the end of the muslim’s speech to our State Department.


19 posted on 05/20/2011 3:55:30 AM PDT by Carley (We will not tire. We will not falter. We will not fail. W, 9/20/01)
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To: pka54

I hope the world does not come to an end... I don’t have anything to wear!


20 posted on 05/20/2011 4:01:59 AM PDT by SMARTY (Conforming to non-conformity is conforming just the same.)
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