Posted on 12/16/2012 3:10:22 PM PST by NYer
King James himself was an Old Queen, as were many of his retainers.
Leviticus 20:13
If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.
Sounds like something from The Onion.
Alas, it’s not.
So Noah’s Ark was a 40 day disco/rave, and the only animals on board were bears and anything that wore leather?
Sounds totally legit.
More IN YOUR FACE from the sexual deviants.
OK. Numbers 31:34 says “61,000 asses”
and where is the “biblical” quote about death from AIDS?
For political reasons no doubt, but the result is the most literary translation in English. Whatever inaccuracies or ambiguities there are in it are not deliberate falsification.
I don't happen to be a Bible believer, but I'm big on intellectual honesty and in general not lying.
Romans 1:27 comes awful close.
Isn’t it the truth? (Or at least, the rumor) What. He wasn’t “gay enough”?
This stuff is getting laughable.
And on the seventh day, God went shopping.
Now that was funny.
Genesis 38.15 is pretty good: “OMG hookr!”
Yes, and he also had his own "body men" whom he advanced with privileges. The current favorite's room was situated conveniently close to the king's.
Good thing we have Martin Luther all over again.
Isn’t there a verse in the Bible that says whomever changes one jot or tittle shall be cursed by the Lord? That’s the problem in the world there is no fear of the Lord.
Matthew 5:18 (KJV) 18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Revelation 22:18-21 (KJV) 18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: 19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book. 20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus. 21 The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.
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