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[Satire] Millions of Catholics Celebrating Advent Two Months Early
DFW Catholic ^ | November 18th, 2013 | Father John Hollowell

Posted on 11/22/2013 11:01:00 AM PST by Alex Murphy

Rome, Italy: Fr. Guiseppe Gnocchi, secretary of the Congregation for Divine Worship, today lamented a growing trend around the world – the premature celebration of Advent. “A not insignificant amount of Catholics are ignoring the Liturgical Calendar, and are instead celebrating Advent way in advance.” Margie Hopkins of Pittsburgh noted, “This year, I had my Advent wreath up a week before Halloween.”

Many Catholics are shirking the Church’s calendar because they are seeking more silence and introspection. Jay Johnson from Cheyenne shared that “4 weeks isn’t even close to the amount of time that I need to spiritually prepare for the birth of the King of Kings.” Johnson says he celebrates a 12 week Advent.

Companies are planning to capitalize on the trend. Walgreens has announced plans to sell electronic Advent wreaths starting July 5th. Lowe’s will also have an “Advent Wonderland” starting the day after Labor Day.


TOPICS: Catholic; Humor
KEYWORDS: satire
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To: Greetings_Puny_Humans

Just like Jesus would do. /s


21 posted on 11/22/2013 12:33:03 PM PST by OpusatFR
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To: Greetings_Puny_Humans; Religion Moderator

I agree. What is wrong with making people think before posting a knee jerk response? As conservatives we should be better than this, let the reader beware.

RM, how say you?


22 posted on 11/22/2013 1:39:20 PM PST by Gamecock (If you like your constitution, you can keep your constitution. Period. (M.S.))
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To: nascarnation

LOL


23 posted on 11/22/2013 1:58:07 PM PST by JSteff (It was ALL about SCOTUS.. We are DOOMED for several generations. . Who cares? The Dem's did & voted!)
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To: HarleyD

did you get that from meritline?


24 posted on 11/22/2013 2:00:23 PM PST by JSteff (It was ALL about SCOTUS.. We are DOOMED for several generations. . Who cares? The Dem's did & voted!)
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To: Gamecock
What is wrong with making people think before posting a knee jerk response?

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to go up on the ladder and change the bulbs, and another to go half-way up the ladder and hold the first person's knees, to prevent them from jerking.

25 posted on 11/22/2013 2:01:27 PM PST by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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To: Alex Murphy

Bwah.


26 posted on 11/22/2013 2:04:17 PM PST by RichInOC (2013-14 Tiber Swim Team)
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To: Gamecock; HarleyD; Alex Murphy
http://www.meritline.com/newsearch.aspx?SearchTerm=usb+christmas+tree

Merry Christmas from the Chinese child slave laborers.
27 posted on 11/22/2013 2:09:14 PM PST by JSteff (It was ALL about SCOTUS.. We are DOOMED for several generations. . Who cares? The Dem's did & voted!)
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To: JSteff
Actual link: http://www.meritline.com/newsearch.aspx?SearchTerm=usb+christmas+tree

or go to meritline.com and enter usb christmas tree in the search box
28 posted on 11/22/2013 2:14:05 PM PST by JSteff (It was ALL about SCOTUS.. We are DOOMED for several generations. . Who cares? The Dem's did & voted!)
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Actual link: http://www.meritline.com/newsearch.aspx?SearchTerm=usb+christmas+tree

or go to meritline.com and enter usb christmas tree in the search box

29 posted on 11/22/2013 2:21:55 PM PST by JSteff (It was ALL about SCOTUS.. We are DOOMED for several generations. . Who cares? The Dem's did & voted!)
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To: Alex Murphy

If they have put their trust in Christ to save their eternal lives, they are then Christians. There are Catholics and Protestants — by name only — who never have consented to do that.

So it isn’t as easy as asking “are Catholics Christians” or “are Protestants Christians.” The answer is a diaper. “Depends.”


30 posted on 11/22/2013 3:48:53 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (The Lion of Judah will roar again if you give him a big hug and a cheer and mean it. See my page.)
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To: JSteff

And these child slave laborers aren’t totally stupid. They know that this Christmas stuff is about something. They will get curious. God will furnish them answers.

Worse than being an external slave is being a soul slave.


31 posted on 11/22/2013 3:50:43 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (The Lion of Judah will roar again if you give him a big hug and a cheer and mean it. See my page.)
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To: JSteff; Gamecock; Alex Murphy

Those aren’t the same as my Christmas tree. However, it wouldn’t surprise me if my Christmas tree was made in China. Virtually everything is these days. Last year we bought some old fashion, hand-blown glass ornaments we thought were from Germany. Seems the German firm sold out to a firm in China and are now making them there. They just put their label on it.

We try to buy USA whenever we can but let’s get realistic. If you’re going to try to stay away from communist counties you’re going to be doing without half the items in your home and garage. Heck, you might as well sell your computer and TVs as many of them are made in China. Sony and Samsung just puts their names on them. These countries are the only ones that don’t have the stupid environmental laws or regulations. It’s just not working kids in sweat shops that is the reason why their economies are booming.


32 posted on 11/22/2013 6:20:00 PM PST by HarleyD (...one of his disciples, whom Jesus loved.)
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To: Gamecock; Greetings_Puny_Humans

Moderators do not have time or patience for baited flame wars and all the abuse reports that would go with them.


33 posted on 11/22/2013 7:54:18 PM PST by Religion Moderator
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