Posted on 05/26/2014 6:11:40 PM PDT by Brian Kopp DPM
True story:
Several years ago I drove home from my office and pulled in front of my house. As I was getting out of my car, a local homeless women was standing right behind me, as if she had materialized out of thin air.
Before I could say anything, she stated (in a thick Anglo-Indian accent), "Pardon me sir, can you tell me the name of a dentist whose last name begins with 'Mc'?"
I thought for a moment and replied, "No, I'm sorry, I cannot tell you the name of any dentists whose last name begins with 'Mc'. Can I ask why you need a dentist with a last name that begins with 'Mc'?"
"Well," she replied gravely, "People whose last name begins with 'Mc' are usually Protestant, and I am looking for a Protestant dentist."
This women is very well educated and has a PhD in Mathematics, having once taught at the university level. Unfortunately she is also a textbook example of a paranoid schizophrenic.
"Can I ask why you need a Protestant dentist? Would a Catholic dentist be able to help? I know several Catholic dentists."
Her eyes narrowed and her voice grew grave. "Catholics control the world through the Vatican. If you go to a Catholic dentist they will put microphones in your teeth so the Jesuits can spy on you."
I tried to keep a straight face and calmly replied, "You're kidding?!? I'm a Catholic foot surgeon and I never knew that!"
Her eyes grew huge, she back pedaled quickly and scurried away. I never saw her on our street again.
Poor woman.
This is getting really stupid.
Find something better to do. I think “Attack of the Killer Lampreys” is on tonight.
I know, his is Dr. Noah McPain.
The thread I linked in post # 1 triggered this memory. It’s true. I can provide her name and newspaper story links about her. She is a well known character around town. She once rented a house a block from ours and burned it down using only kerosene heaters as primary heat. She makes her living suing unsuspecting folks who try to help her. My friend is a judge downtown. He says you can always tell when she’s been in to file another suit. The courthouse smells like kerosene for days.
I couldn’t even tell you the name of my dentist. He took over the practice of my old dentist, who’s name I remember, but this guy they call Dr. K, or something. Seem’s competent, so what the heck. Dentists are a crazy bunch at any rate, so I don’t worry about it.
I’m suspecting Jesuit disinformation here. Everyone knows it is little speakers, not microphones, that go under the fillings.
There you go, irrefutable proof.
Some folks just don’t appreciate when life imitates FR.
Catholic and Protestant is a democrat party/republican party divide.
Or Scottish, and both Ireland and Scotland have a lot of Roman Catholics.
This women would feel right at home on some Free Republic threads.
Back “pedaled,” nice touch!
If she wants to avoid getting a Catholic dentist, she should look for one whose first name is Muhammad.
My dentist has a Polish name, went to a Catholic high school and got his degree at a Jesuit university, so maybe I have microphones in my teeth.
Why are people who are completely ignorant of Catholic organizations opining on it? Everyone should know that Catholic dentists are more in line with the Inquisition and are thus spy for the Dominicans.
Calling Dr. Torquemada. Calling Dr. Torquemada.
I did use the humor tag on the original post ...
It’s generally in bad taste to make fun of the mentally ill, unless they continue to rant Democrat talking points. Just keep your distance, in case they are armed, and out of feces hurling range if possible.
Yep. She once taught in the mathematics department at a Catholic college. They had to let her go for obvious reasons. But at least she has an excuse for her paranoid delusions.
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