Posted on 05/26/2014 6:11:40 PM PDT by Brian Kopp DPM
True story:
Several years ago I drove home from my office and pulled in front of my house. As I was getting out of my car, a local homeless women was standing right behind me, as if she had materialized out of thin air.
Before I could say anything, she stated (in a thick Anglo-Indian accent), "Pardon me sir, can you tell me the name of a dentist whose last name begins with 'Mc'?"
I thought for a moment and replied, "No, I'm sorry, I cannot tell you the name of any dentists whose last name begins with 'Mc'. Can I ask why you need a dentist with a last name that begins with 'Mc'?"
"Well," she replied gravely, "People whose last name begins with 'Mc' are usually Protestant, and I am looking for a Protestant dentist."
This women is very well educated and has a PhD in Mathematics, having once taught at the university level. Unfortunately she is also a textbook example of a paranoid schizophrenic.
"Can I ask why you need a Protestant dentist? Would a Catholic dentist be able to help? I know several Catholic dentists."
Her eyes narrowed and her voice grew grave. "Catholics control the world through the Vatican. If you go to a Catholic dentist they will put microphones in your teeth so the Jesuits can spy on you."
I tried to keep a straight face and calmly replied, "You're kidding?!? I'm a Catholic foot surgeon and I never knew that!"
Her eyes grew huge, she back pedaled quickly and scurried away. I never saw her on our street again.
I was once treated by a guy who’s name was Dr. Prickett. XD
Yep. It’s too bad she didn’t get a chance to share her theories about the Vatican and the UFOs.
The Jesuits mostly aren't Catholic anymore.
So you’re saying her bad behavior triggers yours? Well, whatever.
“...Dentists are a crazy bunch at any rate...”’
You sound like an anti-dentite.
(I was just waiting for a post where I could say that!)
You didn’t know that? I thought everyone knew about the microphones in the teeth thing.
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Oh, great! You two had to let the cat out of the bag! You are interfering with our world domination.
I’m sorry. I can’t talk to you anymore...
“Both sides need to stop doing it. Every time a Catholic and Protestant fight, a democrat gets his wings.”
LOL! And a non-funny version would have a muslim getting his wings.
Just use the cone of silence. You’ll be fine.
And if I speak in tongues will my embedded microphones understand me? LOL!
I’m quite pleased with my Amish dentist. He does very nice woodwork.
Hey, there’s that thread that triggered this otherwise forgotten memory. Stream of consciousness, random association? Seems apropos, regardless.
On my second tour, our catholic padre in my unit had a foot fetish, does that count? heh.
He got caught, the mps confiscated all our internet computers computers for communicating to home while they did their investigation.
Well, I know one Dennis Whatley but he started out Catholic and converted to Judaism.
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Now you know...And it's about time because everyone else knows...
I can’t grasp the foot fetish thing at all but I know a guy who has one, shoes, feet, I don’t get it.
So Iscool agrees with this poor paranoid schizophrenic woman that Catholic dentists put mics in people’s teeth so Jesuits can spy on them? Ok ...
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