Posted on 11/01/2020 5:50:31 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
JERUSALEMAuthorities are investigating after witnesses accused a local religious nut named Simon Peter and several others of hosting an unauthorized super spreader event in an enclosed room in Jerusalem. Experts say the event, which was not authorized by the local Jewish or Roman authorities, may put everyone in the area at risk for infectious diseases such as leprosy.
"This is completely inexcusable," said local magistrate Biggus Tookus. "We have found that there were at least 11 people at this event. No one's address was recorded at the door and we don't know where they are now."
One medical expert named Luke is reporting that there's a new kind of infection spreading around the city which causes those infected to speak in multiple languages and manifest strange fiery marks above their heads. Local witnesses say this new infection has spread like wildfire ever since the super spreader event.
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Biggus Tookus. Lol.
Do ya see what one person can do to public health when he dies and then comes back to life on the Third Day???
DANG!
This is pretty scary. The word on the street is there is somewhere a tracking registry of all who are infected and those who are not. It sounds as if there will be a reckoning of sorts.
LOL - too close to reality
I never met Biggus Tookus, but I think I knew her brother. (snicker snicker)
If you laugh.... you don’t get paid.
Lol! Biggus Dickus, and Incontinentia Buttocks.
The first peaceful protest for Conservatives...
Sounds like a Monte Python parody.
The Babylon Bee is hitting out of the park regularly these days. But then they have lots of material to work with, due to the election, COVID, BLM, Antifa, et al.
This is hilarious.
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