"All DNC elders should receive their own copy of Gorelick's book
"Destruction of Evidence".
We both have it now, and can NEVER be fired again by anyone."
Posted on 12/01/2004 5:11:19 AM PST by Liz
It's that special time of the year when we want to share, and show our generosity to those who put meaning into our lives.
Here's how we can show Kerry, Clinton, Edwards, Daschle, Teddy, Kofi, Terayza, etc, the significance of their presence on the national stage.
10. Hillary: Copy of "Stumbling Blocks to the White House" and "1000 Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipes" Cookbook.
9. Bill Clinton: 500 copies of " Impeachment is The Real Deal" for his library.
8. John Kerry: Book contract: "How I Became a Has-Been in One Election Cycle."
7. John Edwards: Case of hair-styling gel and coverup for his lip dud.
6. Daschle: A copy of the DC tax code and a reservation.
5. Teddy: Two-week stay at Betty Ford.
4. Koffi Anan: Copy of "How to Be An Involved Parent."
3. Howard Dean: Public speaking lessons and a copy of "Laughter is the Best medicine When You're a Loser."
2. Terayza Heinz Kerry: Month-long stay at Betty Ford.
1. DNC: New broom to sweep clean.
Al Sharpton: Big bucks---any price---if he'd just shut up.
Alexandra Kerry: Full-length lining for her transparent dress and instructions on what not to wear during a presidential campaign.
"All DNC elders should receive their own copy of Gorelick's book
"Destruction of Evidence".
We both have it now, and can NEVER be fired again by anyone."
toungue-ectomies
to spare the lot of them the looming punishment increasing for their chronic lying . . . .
And to spare us having to listen to their airheaded noise.
Heh....good one.
Sounds good to me. Where do we send the contributions?
I wish!
(The election result, that is...)
Bill Clinton: Lifetime supply of broad-spectrum antibiotics. John Kerry: Platinum bit and bridle James Carville: The One Ring Nancy Pelosi: 55 gallon drum of fetal blood to maintain vampiric immortality HRC: Her soul back from Satan (to be re-negotiated at a later date) SirLurkedalot: a lifetime of Conservative Republican Presidents (C'mon Santa, I've been good!)
You been Very Good, and if Santa does not grant this request, we'll demand to know the reason why.
LOL.....nice zinger for the Dim-lib whiners.
11. (One more gift): Conservative 'terrorists' lacing all Blue county water supplies with Truth Serum. Santa, can you hook up a crop-duster gizmo to your sleigh? ;^)
Love that one.
"You hear that, you fat S.O.B?!?!" ;)
I almost left it out for decorums' sake. That 'woman' is a GHOUL!!!
LOL!
LOL.....yeah Truth Serum is good but have you heard about Brainscans?
(WMCA-NY report) According to Maggie Fox, writing for Reuters...... Brain scans show that the brains of people who are lying look very different from those of people who are telling the truth, U.S. researchers said on Monday. The study, using functional magnetic resonance imaging or fMRI, not only sheds light on what goes on when people lie but may also provide new technology for lie-detecting, the researchers said. "There may be unique areas in the brain involved in deception that can be measured with fMRI," said Dr. Scott Faro, director of the Functional Brain Imaging Center at Temple University School of Medicine in Philadelphia.
In the study ten people were given a toy gun to shoot, six were asked to lie about it, and three did not - one person dropped out. (Obviously a Michael Moore supporter) While giving their "accounts" of what happened, the ones who were lying were hooked up to both a conventional polygraph and also had their brain activity imaged using the fMRI - basically a HUGE magnet to provide real-time picture of brain activity. Faro said that there were clear differences.
The ones lying had to in essence utilize more brain power than those telling the truth. The stress of that usage showed clearly on the real time pictures. Lying also caused activity in more sections of the brain (7) as opposed to the truth tellers (4)...
Now obviously law enforcement will lick their chops at such a tool in order to be able to use it in prosecution of crimes. But I say "We the People" should require one of these procedures be done on all nominated candidates who run for President. This might have cleared up the picture on some of John Kerry's more magnificent claims... (Cambodian Christmas, The Magic Hat, Which side of the war he was actually on, etc. etc.)
I think Santa heard you.
For Terayza---- Some Chili recipes
LOL I should lay off the guy; he's been giving Atkins a go last I heard. At least that's what this guy in downtown Santa Cruz told me and he looked a lot like an elf. According to LOTR, elves are'nt supposed to be filthy alcholics are they? I thought they were 'noble creatures of the wood' and all? I've got to get my myths straightened out one of these days.
I'm for adding a 'nut cracker' to Hillary's list.
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