Posted on 09/03/2004 9:03:10 AM PDT by LisaFab
Bill Clinton rushed to Columbia Hostpital in NY for quadruple bypass surgery.
Better put some ice on that...
Poor Kerry. Great Week for W, Good Job Numbers, and Now the 'Toon, will surely overshadow any attempt to stem the bleeding......
I heard on WLS ABC radio Chicago. Can't find anything on the net at this moment...
It's George Bush's fault....
Time for the nurses to don their armor plated bras and girdles!
Remember? They still think Cheney's condition is fair game.
We've had lots of bypasses in the family. No quads though. But every one of them of them has been a success.
Actually, he did have a heart at one time, but he gave it to Hillary...
She keeps it in a small jar on her desk in her Office at the Senate Building.
I wish him well.
Time for the nurses to don their armor plated bras and girdles!
Do not let Hillary's doctors in the building. Speedy recovery hoped for him. I hope he lives forever. It will infuriate Hillary.
That's nothing...Kerry has three purple hearts.
I imagine quite a few Democrats are having bouts of angina, palpitations, and coronary infarctions after W's speech last night.
Prayers for the former President. This sounds like emergency surgery and I hope everything turns out ok for him.
If it's legit, I wish the bastard a speedy recovery.
I once had a redneck brother-in-law who was perhaps the biggest a$$hole you'd ever want to know. A jealous man, and not too successful in life, he used to threaten his wife (probably beat her, but we never knew about it), constantly pick fights with bigger, tougher men, which he always lost, and was continually getting kicked out of the local bowling alley for violent, drunken behavior. My wife happened to know the manager of the bowling alley. About a month after poor Uncle Bob finally passed away (he had a massive heart attack trying to pick up a split on the third lane) this manager said to my wife, "I'm really sorry, and I know he was your brother-in-law, but I was never so happy in all my life to see someone die."
To which she could only reply "Amen."
Is Hillary going to be by his side? If so, keep her away from the IV drip.
I don't like Clinton but I don't like heart disease either. God bless him, Lord knows he needs it.
(Psssst -- hey Doc, think you could take out his vocal cords while you're at it?)
Has it been blamed on President Bush yet?
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