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WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL DU WEEP-A-THON!
Posted on 01/05/2005 4:02:28 PM PST by Libertarian4Bush
Welcome, one and all, to the weep-a-thon! Since the hippies over at DU can't get out of bed before noon, and/or have donated all their spare change to a failed recount effort, let's help them out a bit.
Tomorrow, the electoral votes are counted. This will, of course, result in much teeth-gnashing and crying over in DUmmieland. This thread is for donating relief items to these poor souls.
The Viking kitties have asked me to donate, in their name, this new box of kleenex:
In addition, I'd like to donate this bridge:
... you know, to help them GET OVER IT.
We'll be here all night, so let's show our spirit!
TOPICS: Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: boxer; call911; callsum1thatcares; crybabies; dissinfrenchfries; dummies; gifthorseinmouth; itwooklikaman; losers; ourgifts2u; uneedhelp
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To: Libertarian4Bush
I would like to donate a heart, since Kerry has broken theirs by "not taking a stand."
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posted on
01/05/2005 4:04:24 PM PST
by
speed_addiction
(Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
To: Libertarian4Bush
I would like to donate a brain, so that Al Franklin has some words to use on Friday morning.
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posted on
01/05/2005 4:06:36 PM PST
by
kingu
(Which would you bet on? Iraq and Afghanistan? Or Haiti and Kosovo?)
To: speed_addiction
they have enough heart (or at least, fake heart)--what they need are brains.
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posted on
01/05/2005 4:06:53 PM PST
by
jays911
To: Libertarian4Bush
If we donate a brain, would they know how to use it?
To: Libertarian4Bush
I'll donate a case of these.
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posted on
01/05/2005 4:08:29 PM PST
by
cabojoe
To: speed_addiction
Ohhh no Kerry has to be "sheilded" in their own little minds. I mean you wouldn't expect the person that they want to lead them to be placed in political danger would you?
I mean it's just too much to ask a supposed leader to stand up....
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posted on
01/05/2005 4:08:58 PM PST
by
Tempest
(Click on my name for a long list of press contacts)
To: anniegetyourgun
I thought we weren't suppose to have articles about DU; frankly, I"m sick of reading about them and seeing the links.
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posted on
01/05/2005 4:09:24 PM PST
by
Howlin
(I need my Denny Crane!)
To: anniegetyourgun
I'd also like to donate this fan:
for circulating air in all the space vacated by people leaving their party when Boxer further marginalizes it tomorrow. woo!
To: Libertarian4Bush
I'd like to donate a set of testicles (Not my own) so that the Demmies can finally have a pair....
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posted on
01/05/2005 4:10:12 PM PST
by
Cogadh na Sith
(--Scots Gaelic: 'War or Peace'--)
To: Libertarian4Bush
I for one hope that the can find some half-wit senator to throw them self on the political pyre tomorrow. That would be fun.
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posted on
01/05/2005 4:10:25 PM PST
by
Tempest
(Click on my name for a long list of press contacts)
To: Howlin
how silly of me to not provide a warning in the headline, like, oh, "DU". my apologies for dragging you in here against your will. :p
To: Libertarian4Bush
I would like to pledge one dollar towards the purchase of this product to remove all those kerry/edwards bumper stickers.
To: Libertarian4Bush
Is that the Chappaquiddick bridge?
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posted on
01/05/2005 4:11:57 PM PST
by
silent_jonny
(Happy New Year!)
To: Libertarian4Bush
I'll donate
To: Libertarian4Bush
I've sworn off heinz products, but will make an exception this time and will buy and donate one bottle of catsup and one jar of jalapenos(the heartburn will help them forget their pain, ya know).
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posted on
01/05/2005 4:13:00 PM PST
by
conshack
To: Petes Sandy Girl
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posted on
01/05/2005 4:13:01 PM PST
by
silent_jonny
(Happy New Year!)
To: Libertarian4Bush
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posted on
01/05/2005 4:13:24 PM PST
by
woofie
(Proudly posting inane comments since 1998)
To: Cogadh na Sith
I'd like to donate a set of testicles (Not my own)
Come on now, it's gotta hurt a bit to feel good.
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posted on
01/05/2005 4:14:42 PM PST
by
conshack
To: Libertarian4Bush
Now send me a tax receipt your DUmmie!
/humor
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posted on
01/05/2005 4:15:01 PM PST
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(Never underestimate the power of a cacophony of Cowbells played in unison...It shocks the mind.)
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