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WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL DU WEEP-A-THON!
Posted on 01/05/2005 4:02:28 PM PST by Libertarian4Bush
Welcome, one and all, to the weep-a-thon! Since the hippies over at DU can't get out of bed before noon, and/or have donated all their spare change to a failed recount effort, let's help them out a bit.
Tomorrow, the electoral votes are counted. This will, of course, result in much teeth-gnashing and crying over in DUmmieland. This thread is for donating relief items to these poor souls.
The Viking kitties have asked me to donate, in their name, this new box of kleenex:
In addition, I'd like to donate this bridge:
... you know, to help them GET OVER IT.
We'll be here all night, so let's show our spirit!
TOPICS: Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: boxer; call911; callsum1thatcares; crybabies; dissinfrenchfries; dummies; gifthorseinmouth; itwooklikaman; losers; ourgifts2u; uneedhelp
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To: EllaMinnow
You saw the "read between the lines" post too, eh?
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posted on
01/05/2005 4:52:30 PM PST
by
NRA1995
("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
To: EllaMinnow
Ohhh my that is just wonderful.
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posted on
01/05/2005 4:54:13 PM PST
by
Tempest
(Click on my name for a long list of press contacts)
To: Libertarian4Bush
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posted on
01/05/2005 4:54:19 PM PST
by
cyborg
(http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
To: Libertarian4Bush
I would like to donate my 3 chimps to Howlin
Hear No Evil.... Speak no Evil.... See no Evil it
will make it all better .
and for the DUmmies a case of Blank voting ballets to practice . Dummies for Voting booklet
To: Libertarian4Bush
I recognize that bridge!!
That's Clinton's "Bridge To The 21st Century!!"
Seems he and Hill were the only ones who crossed it safely.
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posted on
01/05/2005 4:56:40 PM PST
by
Tall_Texan
(Let's REALLY Split The Country! (http://righteverytime3.blogspot.com))
Get your DUmmie something that says you CARE about the future...
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Get him/her a share of Halliburton stock.
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posted on
01/05/2005 5:05:15 PM PST
by
Tall_Texan
(Let's REALLY Split The Country! (http://righteverytime3.blogspot.com))
To: Tempest
Actually the Heinz corporation donated heavily for Republicans this last election cycle.
You don't suppose that's because they didn't want TEE-RA-ZA as our first lady do ya?
I sure hope TEE-RA-ZA is not a "closet Republican".
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posted on
01/05/2005 5:12:56 PM PST
by
conshack
To: Libertarian4Bush
A good way to relieve depression is to see people more miserable than they are. This should do the trick...
There. They should feel better now.
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posted on
01/05/2005 5:16:17 PM PST
by
Poser
(Joining Belly Girl in the Pajamahadeen)
To: Petes Sandy Girl
Aargh- can you send some of that goo-gone to my parents? I was home for Christmas, which meant riding around in their car with its Kerry/Edwards sticker on the back. Aargh!
69
posted on
01/05/2005 5:17:32 PM PST
by
laurav
To: laurav
I was home for Christmas, which meant riding around in their car with its Kerry/Edwards sticker on the back. Aargh!
I'm afraid I would have had to walk before I'd be seen in a car with a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker on it.
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posted on
01/05/2005 5:20:50 PM PST
by
conshack
I don't have anything to donate, but I do promise that the next vehicle I drive bye that has a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker on it, I promise not to slow down to get a look at the loser driving the vehicle.
To: conshack
Six inches of snow and 20-degree weather forces one to make choices.
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posted on
01/05/2005 5:24:16 PM PST
by
laurav
To: laurav
Snow boots and a parka would fix that.
73
posted on
01/05/2005 5:27:33 PM PST
by
conshack
To: Libertarian4Bush
To: silent_jonny
"Is that the Chappaquiddick bridge?" Nah, the Chappaquiddick bridge had a small curb but no fence like that bridge.
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posted on
01/05/2005 5:32:18 PM PST
by
El Gran Salseron
( The replies by this poster are meant for self-amusement only. Read at your own risk. :-))
To: El Gran Salseron
What the heck, I'll donate a 4 year supply to each DUmmie!
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posted on
01/05/2005 5:42:35 PM PST
by
Repub4bush
(Hey DU.......Saint Rove....Patron Saint of all your votes!)
To: Libertarian4Bush
I will donate these items:
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posted on
01/05/2005 5:52:09 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Just because we CAN do something, doesn't mean we should.)
To: infidel29
78
posted on
01/05/2005 5:52:56 PM PST
by
rodguy911
(rodguy911:First let's get rid of the UN and then the ACLU, or vice versa..)
To: All
I'll donate a white flag so they can fly it while they hitchhike to canaduhhh.
79
posted on
01/05/2005 5:58:23 PM PST
by
rodguy911
(rodguy911:First let's get rid of the UN and then the ACLU, or vice versa..)
To: VastRWCon
LOL.....I have to admit that I do that to...it's been my observation that the majority of them can barely see over the steering wheel.
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posted on
01/05/2005 6:00:13 PM PST
by
mystery-ak
(Become a monthly donor)
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