Given that the average feminist looks like this:
What the hell do they need condoms for?
Water balloons?
Ithaca is the City of Evil.
To: governsleastgovernsbest; bentfeather; gaspar; NativeNewYorker; drjimmy; Atticus; John Valentine; ...
City of Evil bump:
To: Behind Liberal Lines
What the hell do they need condoms for? No joke. I doubt that many of them want anything to do with guys.
3 posted on
02/10/2006 6:58:26 AM PST by
SIDENET
("IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!")
To: Behind Liberal Lines
I'm not quite sure what to think about this. Have Ithaca feminists abandoned the notion that heterosexual sex isn't rape? I thought they never encourage women to have anything at all to do with men. You mean it's OK for a woman to "love" a man? Fat Betty must be rolling in her grave.
6 posted on
02/10/2006 7:02:21 AM PST by
Kenton
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Do you have a Ping List? May I be on it? I post stories about Madison, WI on a regular basis, which is equally as Evil as Ithica. ;)
7 posted on
02/10/2006 7:02:54 AM PST by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: All
fem·i·nism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fm-nzm) n.
Belief in the social, political, and economic equality of the sexes.
The movement organized around this belief.
This term is used so loosely. What woman in their right mind today is NOT a feminist???? You don't have to protest or burn bras in order to want to be equal.
8 posted on
02/10/2006 7:03:15 AM PST by
Fawn
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Back in the day, the Ithaca College girls had a nickname that started with "s" and it wasn't "students."
I wonder if there is a National Cigarette Filters week. I wonder if there are people at Ithaca College who promote Safe Smoking during that week?
Nah, I don't, not really.
\ If you really want to use that condom for safe sex, here's how. The woman puts the condom (still in its packaging) between her knees and holds it there until the man is gone.
Shalom.
10 posted on
02/10/2006 7:05:29 AM PST by
ArGee
(The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
ICFeminists’ efforts will culminate Tuesday with an event titled “Valentine’s Day: Make Love, Not Babies,” led by a representative from Planned Parenthood who will discuss birth-control options at noon in Textor 102. Pretty much sums up the cultural depravity syndrome being taught to American kids today: sterile, promiscuous sex without consequences, without committment, and without real love. Not a ticket to lasting happiness.
11 posted on
02/10/2006 7:06:39 AM PST by
Campion
("I am so tired of you, liberal church in America" -- Mother Angelica, 1993)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Why don't they hand them out in the Middle-East?
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Why don't they just call this event "Have an orgy on us?" It's what they are hosting.
14 posted on
02/10/2006 7:26:26 AM PST by
Jaded
(The truth shall set you free, but lying to yourself turns you French.)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
FWIW, and this may have changed, but last I knew Tompkins County had some of the highest rates of STDs in Upstate NY.
Gee, wonder why?
Must be all that safe sex they're having.
Snort.
16 posted on
02/10/2006 7:32:14 AM PST by
mewzilla
(Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
What? Noone else picked up on this little ditty!
National Condom Week dates back to 1978, when students at the University of California-Berkeley wanted to educate others about the risks inherent in sexual intercourse including AIDS,
/sarcasm on
Uhm, in 1978 a group of students at UC-Berkeley was aware of AIDS? Really? Wow... everything I had heard said it wasn't recognized or identified until 1981, at the earliest. Just amazing! Why didn't they warn (gay) people? I bet they were in collusion with Bush to help spread the disease! It's all Bush'es fault!
/sarcasm off
18 posted on
02/10/2006 7:34:55 AM PST by
Ro_Thunder
("Other than ending SLAVERY, FASCISM, NAZISM and COMMUNISM, war has never solved anything")
To: Behind Liberal Lines
they can give them away on the new MartinLutherKing Blvd. when they get done cramming that down the city's throat...
The Peoples DemocRATic Republic of Ithaca EVIL!!!
21 posted on
02/10/2006 7:48:39 AM PST by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©®)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
give out free condoms and information about safe sex, as well as novelty chocolates in the shape of birth control pills
Wait a minute!! Which one am I supposed to use? Crap, now I'm confused!
23 posted on
02/10/2006 8:38:31 AM PST by
goodwithagun
(My gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Ithaca College Feminists ...I have to admit that I couldn't read anything after those three words.
To: Behind Liberal Lines
I thought feminists did not even want or need a man. It would seem a battery powered, artifical device would be more appropiate then a condom that, would require a man they despise.
26 posted on
02/10/2006 9:21:43 AM PST by
edcoil
(Reality doesn't say much - doesn't need too)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
What the hell do they need condoms for? Water balloons?
Maybe they practice safe sex with their vibrators. You know - the ones with the pull-start Briggs and Stratton on the back.
32 posted on
02/10/2006 9:59:12 AM PST by
reagan_fanatic
(Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
I thought candy was out. Shouldn't they be handing out healthy food, like cucumbers? Oh, wait, never mind.
To: wagglebee; MillerCreek
To: Behind Liberal Lines
They're just hoping someone will have sex with them that needs a condom.
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