Posted on 07/19/2006 10:24:02 AM PDT by ShadowAce
In the some cases, they will just keep on billing you (after you cancel your credit card) and you will get a threathening letter than you owe them and it is being turned over to a collection ageny.
Every time I get a free AOL disk I use it...for target practice.
Good for you. Release your inner bitch! When a friend of mine tried to cancel his account a few months ago, an AOL employee reduced him to sputtering fury. Eventually he was able to cancel, but he was so angry even hours later that he could talk of nothing else, using obscenities I'd never heard from him. I wonder how many heart attacks that vile company has caused. Give 'em hell.
AOL = Absence Of Logic.
On which page do they tell their reps to ask for a certified copy of the death certificate if you try to cancel because the member is deceased?
LOTS of companies now have a circular protocol which REQUIRES one, at some point, to call in person to some sort of 1-800 number. I'm convinced this is only a sort of job security thing for the telemarketing types.
You've probably already called to cancel, but I had luck with saying, very clearly as if I was recording the call, during the sales pitch to stay a member, "So you are telling me that I can not canel my membership". They immediatly canceled my account. Good luck..
Earlier than these bozos imagine.
AOL= Army of Lamers.
Man, talk about AOL retentive salesmen...
LOL 8^)
It took me about 4 months to get my American Express card cancelled. The experiences I had with them were similar.
So what do you do for a living?
Cancel my account.
Do you have any hobbies?
Cancel my account.
Was there a part of AOL you especially liked?
Cancel my account.
Why are you so adamant about leaving AOL?
Cancel my account.
Not bad. Mine would be this:
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So what do you do for a living?
I kill people.
Do you have any hobbies?
I kill people.
Was there a part of AOL you especially liked?
Killing people online.
Why are you so adamant about leaving AOL?
Witnesses.
This is how I got rid of AOL. I bought a new computer and went to a new provider.
Will you go to lunch? Will you go to lunch? Will you go to lunch? Go to lunch!
2. If you were stupid enough to sign up for AOL, well...
They make excellent pistol targets.
AOL
sounds increasingly as it has always seemed to me
the MAW of the globalist beast.
They seem Fiercely intent on supporting the rush to a global tyrannical government
and behaving already as if they ARE one.
Ack. Hope I never have to.
Do you know an easy way to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormon missionaries before they wake up during weekends?
Read later. I heard that call. All I could think of was going Roy B Mercer (Google) on him.
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