Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

AOL Retention Manual Revealed
The Consumerist ^ | 18 July 2006 | Unknown

Posted on 07/19/2006 10:24:02 AM PDT by ShadowAce

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-6061-80 ... 101-113 next last

1 posted on 07/19/2006 10:24:04 AM PDT by ShadowAce
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: rdb3; chance33_98; Calvinist_Dark_Lord; Bush2000; PenguinWry; GodGunsandGuts; CyberCowboy777; ...

2 posted on 07/19/2006 10:24:23 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ShadowAce

The way to get rid of AOL is to state firm but token intent to cancel until the point that they offer you a month (or however long) free in order to try them out a bit longer. Then, take them up on that and call back in two weeks to cancel anyhow. It'll be very quick the second time around.


3 posted on 07/19/2006 10:30:47 AM PDT by AntiGuv ("..I do things for political expediency.." - Sen. John McCain on FOX News)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ShadowAce
More leads means more selling opportunities for you and cost savings for AOL.

AOL thinks of customers the way the government thinks of taxpayers, except that you can't opt out of paying taxes.

4 posted on 07/19/2006 10:32:00 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Islam Factoid:After forcing young girls to watch his men execute their fathers, Muhammad raped them.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ShadowAce

thanks


5 posted on 07/19/2006 10:32:00 AM PDT by soccer_maniac (Fine employers $100,000 for every illegal employee they hire-> millions of illegals will self-deport)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ShadowAce

bump


6 posted on 07/19/2006 10:33:53 AM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ShadowAce

I had one experience with AOL. I had to work on the bosses computer, it had crashed because of installing AOL. I removed the offending file and called AOL support to see if they had a fix.

From what I can tell, at that time, they had their call queue set up to automatically drop calls after the queue got to a certain size. I was never able to get through to their tech support.

Nothing like crappy customer service on top of crappy software.


7 posted on 07/19/2006 10:34:00 AM PDT by stylin_geek (Liberalism: comparable to a chicken with its head cut off, but with more spastic motions)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: AntiGuv; ShadowAce
The way to get rid of AOL is to state firm but token intent to cancel until the point that they offer you a month (or however long) free in order to try them out a bit longer. Then, take them up on that and call back in two weeks to cancel anyhow. It'll be very quick the second time around.

A couple of years back I did the free 30-days offer from AOL so that we would have Internet access at the beach. When I got home and tried to cancel, the phone call took me 45 minutes.

Fortunately I've now found a company that provides dialup for the week.

8 posted on 07/19/2006 10:34:35 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands (HHD: Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: ShadowAce

All your Interweb are belong to AOL.


9 posted on 07/19/2006 10:35:10 AM PDT by Trampled by Lambs (I think, therefor I Zot!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ShadowAce; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Welcome back to AO-HELL!

[Follow-up to On Tape: Rep Won't Let Customer Quit AOL]


10 posted on 07/19/2006 10:35:17 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ShadowAce

We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired
--Glengarry Glen Ross


11 posted on 07/19/2006 10:36:07 AM PDT by durasell (!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: TommyDale

ouch!


12 posted on 07/19/2006 10:36:49 AM PDT by maggief (and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: ShadowAce

These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. To you, these are gold; you do not get these. Because to give them to you would be throwing them away.


13 posted on 07/19/2006 10:39:07 AM PDT by durasell (!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ShadowAce

Hmmm. I wonder at which stage "no" is.

My attempt at cancellation went like this:

Me: I'd like to cancel this account.

Rep: No.

Me: What do you mean, no? I want it cancelled!

Rep: No, I'm not going to cancel it.




14 posted on 07/19/2006 10:39:24 AM PDT by I still care ("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ShadowAce

It was easy for me to ditch AOL. My HD crashed and I didn't want to fix it right away. I called and said my computer was dead. As I recall, they tried to dig for info about when I was going to get a new computer and I simply said I wasn't.


15 posted on 07/19/2006 10:41:32 AM PDT by DungeonMaster (More and more churches are nada scriptura.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ShadowAce
I think Dell has taken a page from this manual. I called to inquire about an Employee Purcahe Plan discount and the conversation was bizzare to say the least.

Me: I am calling to see how much I save with my EPP.

Dell: So, what do you use your computer for?

Me: I am just trying to figure out this disount.

Dell: Have any kids? How old?

This went on for 45 minutes and three sales reps before I found out I would save about $20. if I went with the three year warranty.

No thanks Dell, I am going to build my own.

16 posted on 07/19/2006 10:41:45 AM PDT by NY.SS-Bar9 (DR #1692 Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ShadowAce

Two things wrong with AOL.

1.Their so-called 'free trial' isn't, if you're not smart enough to understand that YOU must cancel after the trial period or be charged for the service.

2.AOL sucks!


17 posted on 07/19/2006 10:41:50 AM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: durasell

And there is no such thing as a no sale call. A sale is made on every call you make. Either you sell the client some stock or he sells you a reason he can't. Either way a sale is made, the only question is who is gonna close? You or him? Now be relentless, that's it, I'm done.

-- Boiler Room (actually one of Ben Affleck's few decent performances)


18 posted on 07/19/2006 10:43:57 AM PDT by dfwgator
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: ShadowAce
""Traditionally, when companies have profitable but shrinking businesses, like AOL's access service, they try to milk as much money as they can from them without investing new cash.," reported the New York Times on July 10th."

Does anyone else think that this statement is sublimely ironic, in light of recent changes at the NYT?
19 posted on 07/19/2006 10:44:38 AM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Bigh4u2

I forgot. There is a 3rd thing wrong with them.

3.AOL's installation disk is automatic, and if you don't 'cntr-alt-del' it, then you are signed up and running before you know it.

If it were really a 'free trial' then the option of installation should be yours and the free trial period should 'expire' just like any other software!

It's a catch all that I'm surprised has been outlawed.


20 posted on 07/19/2006 10:44:41 AM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-6061-80 ... 101-113 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson