Dear Red States:

[crymeariver]

Dear Red States:

If you manage to steal this election too we've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

[Mr. Know It All]

As stated above, we have the guns and folks who know how to use them.

Check the violent crime rate in Detroit. There's plenty of heavily-armed Blue-Staters. Maybe not the ones that they want to be armed... but you get the point. :)

[Sunbunny]

You get my sweet tea and fried chicken when you pry it out of my cold dead southern hands !

[ichabod1]

Some because they want out. Others are infiltraitors. I think liberalizm ought to be a crime, along with communizm, socializm, and homo-leninizm.

[bobjam]

You get Yosemite?

We get the Great Smokies (the best by far), Yellowstone, Denali, Grand Canyon, Florida Coral Reefs, etc.

You get Plymouth and a french present on Ellis Island?

We get Mt. Rushmore, Stone Mountain, Jamestown, St. Augustine, Savannah, Charleston, Santa Fe, the Alamo, etc.

[Yaelle]

Dear California Liberals,

You will have to kill us first.

Good luck (pause) with ALL THAT.

- California Conservatives

[ichabod1]

I honestly don’t cyar what a FEW, INDIANS have to say about anything. After the revolution, my FRiend, all this kowtowin’ to every measly little minority group under the sun is gonna come to a screechin’ halt.

[meyer]

They tried to pull this crap 150 years ago. We kicked their asses then, and we’ll kick their asses again if we have to.

Different "they". This time, the enslavers (democRATS) want to secede from the enslaved (taxpayers). I say let 'em, but do it by county since that is a more accurate depiction of the political mindset than going by state. Ohio is red, but for a few enclaves of blue in Cleveland, Toledo, Cincinnatti, and other cities.

[DownInFlames]

Dear Blue States:

* We get a fresh Palin, you get B.O.
* We get oil, you get Arhnold
* We get the best fishing in the Gulf, you don’t have any fish
* We get that O’l Southern style, you got no style
* We get rid of Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, IRS, etc., you get stuck with the illegals.
* We get our guns and bibles, you got the fags

Do you habla?

[gore_sux]

Dear Blue States,

We have all the food, guns, nukes, and oil along with most of the military might. We hereby annex your lands in the name of Red State America. You have one week to assimilate to your new masters or leave our lands.

[Maverick68]

Yeah, but the guys that have the guns don’t know how to shot em’ worth a damn, that’s why innocent folks keep getting hit...

[Ditto]

We get the most farmland and most producing oil land- therefore, you will be dependent on us.

Just think --- with the Gulf coast and Alaska, the Red States could join OPEC! ;~))

[crusty old prospector]

Ask them how much oil and gas resides in Connecticut? Or Oregon? Or Minnesota? Without the tar-like deposits in California, they would be in a world of hurt. Texas, Alaska, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Kansas, and a few other red states make about 80% of the US production.

[Pantera]

You get slavery, we get freedom!

[Rebelbase]

Dear Blue States,

Do you long to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women?

We do.

[kalee]

92% of all U.S. mosquitoes or liberals.

lol
Not a difficult choice... I choose mosquitoes. I can swat them without fear of retribution. Swat a lib, either verbally or physically, and they hire an attorney, leading to the liberal equvalent of a quagmire. I have yet to be visited by a mosquito attorney. sigh Probably just gave PETA the idea though.

[Mr. Know It All]

Good point, some did. But Native American tribes were (and are) not states.

[Merta]

So this is rich. These supporters are talking from one of the most, if not one of the more illegal campaigns in history. Illegal credit card donation fraud, illegal voter fraud, illegal foreign donations, even an illegal candidate possibly. If Obama wins, and it is found that something illegal was going on to cause it, there will be a massive outrage. These supporters are living in the past. The only people wanting to steal the election are those who will gladly get a cigarette or some crack to vote for Obama. I also believe that your spirit of secession will never happen as if Obama loses, your cities will all go down in flames as people will riot there. If you believe in a vague meaningless guy with the reverse Midas touch who was guaranteed by skin color and has his supporters act like cult followers, than you can keep him as he throws your ideas down the crapper.

Pretty soon your seatbelt laws, which you have probably blamed on Republicans before, and all of your Nanny State regulations and restrictions will start turning the place into Great Britain. Any complaints about those and the hypocrisy of formenting a stand against the Patriot Act while utilizing all of these Nanny State regulations that don’t do anything to secure ourselves, will be jailed. Oh, and you love homosexual jokes or love speaking out against Muslims? Watch out for the new human rights Commission and fines made to those who can’t comply. At least you can smoke po.....oops a Democrat made it illegal, your hero, and even if it was legalized imagine the taxation. Jimmy Carter had his chance as he wanted to decriminalize it, but supposedly it fell through.

Good luck with your temper tantrum, maybe you can define what Anti-War means afterall you wouldn’t mind causing more war in Darfur. But I guess that all definitions benefit from a closed meaning.

[Right Wing Assault]

We get 85% of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

And you get to watch that capital shift to us within a short time, since you will try to tax it to death, while we will have very low corporate taxes and will outproduce you.

[waverna]

‘Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war.’

Well, then this little problem will take care of itself in due time.

[Defiant]

I'd take that deal in a heartbeat. Only it wouldn't be all of California, it would just be a thin strip along the coast from LA north. We get OC and SD. We have to have some Pacific ports.

What I fear is that this will happen but it won't be peaceful. If this could be arranged peacefully, it would be great. The socialist states of America would fail, its people would run like hell to the real America, and the whole thing would be back together inside of 20 years, but under our terms.