Obama Reaches Out to 'Moderate' Pirate Community

Exurban League ^ | April 9, 2009 | Jon

[EveningStar]

After maintaining his silence for two days, President Obama will soon make his first public statement about the pirate attack upon an U.S.-flagged vessel off the Horn of Africa. After several inquiries and a few well-placed bribes, Exurban League has received an early transcript of the President's remarks:

[al baby]

He will prolly invite them to Party hardy Wednesday night at the White house

[Califreak]

Moderate pirates are not Somalian

[al baby]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii_c3B5AasI

[Mac from Cleveland]

He doesn’t have to bow so deep to the moderate ones.....

[Conservative4Ever]

What in the hell is a ‘moderate’ pirate?

[Prophet in the wilderness]

He will reach his hand out towards the PI RATS in conciliatory way, and put them under his wing and find out why they have become like that.
Whether it was environmental causes i.e ( the way society has treated them badly ) or their past lives in the way their families, friends, white man has treated them.
Then, he will give them all the medical, social, psychological treatment and welfare care that they need ( of course, at the expense of the tax payer, mainly the ( WHITE MAN ) ...

[La Lydia]

That includes granting them legal U.S. residency and a path to citizenship for them and all of the Pirate-American community. Right?

[ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton]

That headline is a classic!!

[Prophet in the wilderness]

" That includes granting them legal U.S. residency and a path to citizenship for them and all of the Pirate-American community. Right? "

Yeah , Of course,

What does the US Constitution matter to them, and the real US citizen's rights and feelings matter.

[Califreak]

And billions in Somali relief funds...

[ModelBreaker]

“He will reach his hand out towards the PI RATS in conciliatory way, and put them under his wing and find out why they have become like that.
Whether it was environmental causes i.e ( the way society has treated them badly ) or their past lives in the way their families, friends, white man has treated them.
Then, he will give them all the medical, social, psychological treatment and welfare care that they need ( of course, at the expense of the tax payer, mainly the ( WHITE MAN ) ... “

The pirates are probably also very upset about global warming and the US health care system.

[mwilli20]

Rumour has it that Obama will tap as Czar for Pirate Outreach none other than Captain Feathersword.

[Rj Snows]

The question is should we tax them or send them a bail out check.

[Revolting cat!]

Moderate pirette, mmmmmmmm....

[jersey117]

What the heck is wrong with Hillary? I’ve never seen such buffoonery coming from a Secretary of State during a crisis before. Hillary and Obama both need to step away from the red phone.

[al baby]

Its beyond comprehension Its time we call for her to step down over this

[Neoliberalnot]

Good one. LOL! I may borrow this to pass to a few friends.

[jersey117]

Obama and his ENTIRE administration are a laughing stock.

[LurkedLongEnough]

LOL! Is that TOTUS speaking?